A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

Almost as good as finding a 20 note behind the couch!

I lost my virginity behind a couch. Many years later, it was found when the house was sold. She had it dry cleaned and returned it to me. It was a little faded, but otherwise in remarkable condition.
 
I lost my virginity behind a couch. Many years later, it was found when the house was sold. She had it dry cleaned and returned it to me. It was a little faded, but otherwise in remarkable condition.
*racks 'em up...*
 
I lost my virginity behind a couch. Many years later, it was found when the house was sold. She had it dry cleaned and returned it to me. It was a little faded, but otherwise in remarkable condition.

Damn if I knew you could do that I never would have done it on the beach, wind and rain must have washed it away by now. *sigh*
 
Well hell, let me buy you a drink,
beer, something pink for butters?
*dumps quarters out of the tip jar* G90 is a good selection

*jumps on bar shouts

HARRY'S A BUYING ALL UP IN THE BAR!

Sits down, to a dissaproving look :D
 
Wait wait let me go pick up the pool table.....

Harry is your insurance up to date......
mind that doubled-vision there, tods - or do you generally try to pick up dates with four legs?

ouch, that didn't quite come out as it sounded in my head. no, i wasn't asking if you went for dogs! :eek:
 
mind that doubled-vision there, tods - or do you generally try to pick up dates with four legs?

ouch, that didn't quite come out as it sounded in my head. no, i wasn't asking if you went for dogs! :eek:

Well I have indulged in a hippocrockapig before

http://www.literotica.com/p/meeting-jim-a-tavvy-tale

Ok Harry I'll dance on it instead I haven't lifted one in a few years 6 maybe 7 so I'd probably bust myself .
 
take off your boots dont jump, wait pick up the pool tabe? thought you were going to dance on it

*just imagining bronze's face, lighting his cigar, surveying the rearrangement of his balls on the table....* snooker, pool, what have you :blinkz:

i'd imagine bronze could be a bit handy with a pool cue. jus' sayin'

:D
 
*just imagining bronze's face, lighting his cigar, surveying the rearrangement of his balls on the table....* snooker, pool, what have you :blinkz:

i'd imagine bronze could be a bit handy with a pool cue. jus' sayin'

:D

Hmmm too many interpretations on the phrase "handy with a pool cue"
On that note off to work I go, see you next time, cheers for the beers Harry!
 
Hmmm too many interpretations on the phrase "handy with a pool cue"
On that note off to work I go, see you next time, cheers for the beers Harry!

:D:D

see you next time. *smiles fondly*

aw, isn't it great to see him happy?
 
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