A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[butters]

it's not

boo

 

[HarryHill]

*nods around mouthful - eating dinner*

is that a euphemism?

and i've gotta go see if your new piece is up

More a curse than a euphemism, napkin?

 

[butters]

More a curse than a euphemism, napkin?

*places knife and fork down on empty plate, licks lips and accepts napkin with a cat-blink of thanks, and proceeds to dab corners of lips in a ladylike fashion*

:burpemote:

oh! sorry, 'scuse me.

 

[butters]

oh poop. just read your em. fingers crossed, H

 

[HarryHill]

*places knife and fork down on empty plate, licks lips and accepts napkin with a cat-blink of thanks, and proceeds to dab corners of lips in a ladylike fashion*

:burpemote:

oh! sorry, 'scuse me.

when I eat ribs there's sauce from eyebrows to elbows tmi I know

 

[butters]

when I eat ribs there's sauce from eyebrows to elbows tmi I know

maybe we need bibs - or maybe i shouldn't try and eat penne with bolognese sauce one-handed as i'm typing with the other... my poor t-shirt and jumper

 

[HarryHill]

maybe we need bibs - or maybe i shouldn't try and eat penne with bolognese sauce one-handed as i'm typing with the other... my poor t-shirt and jumper

don't thing a bib would help me, maybe a full front apron

 

[butters]

don't thing a bib would help me, maybe a full front apron

lol

what a lovely pm. when dinner's slid down a bit further i'll reply.

 

[butters]

just swapping over to the laptop - so that means lounging on the bed. ooh so comfy

 

[HarryHill]

just swapping over to the laptop - so that means lounging on the bed. ooh so comfy

fluff your pillow?

 

[butters]

fluff your pillow?

that a new cocktail?

 

[HarryHill]

that a new cocktail?

Maybe we can rename this

 

[butters]

Maybe we can rename this

goodness! doi need a spoon with that?

what are graham crackers?

 

[HarryHill]

goodness! doi need a spoon with that?

what are graham crackers?

graham crackers I don't know why but I can see you liking them

 

[butters]

graham crackers I don't know why but I can see you liking them

The graham cracker was originally conceived of as a health food as part of the Graham Diet, a regimen to suppress what he considered unhealthy carnal urges, the source of many maladies according to Graham. Reverend Graham would often lecture on "self-abuse" as masturbation was commonly called at the time. Graham would often say how these experiences were inspired by children eating crackers.[1] One of his many theories was that one could curb one's sexual appetite by eating bland foods. Another man who held this belief was John Harvey Kellogg, the inventor of the corn flakes cereal.[2]

hahahahaha

sounds like he was a bit of a quaker oat

 

[HarryHill]

hahahahaha

sounds like he was a bit of a quaker oat

damn I was on my way to paste that

 

[butters]

damn I was on my way to paste that

oops

oh, i meant to tell you: last night, the larger blue globe with the myriad of bubbles in was on top of the printer as i turned the lights off. all was dark except a sprawl of tiny stars inside the globe, reflecting light from the lampost out in the street. so... i wondered... the house-phone sits in its holder on my desk next to the bed. it has a red light at its base. i placed the globe against it, obscuring the block of red and was instantly granted a milky way of red stars! turning the globe by hand made my personal galaxy spin...

was cool, and i got to go to sleep watching red stars in a midnight sky.

 

[bronzeage]

hahahahaha

sounds like he was a bit of a quaker oat

The modern graham cracker is a slightly sweet whole grain cracker. It's mostly used in recipes. Some people crush them and make a pie crust. They are also the basic ingredient in smores, which is a piece of hershy's chocolate, a toasted marshmallow, sandwiched between two graham cracker pieces.
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Cookie/Smores/Smores2.jpg

 

[UnderYourSpell]

a digestive biscuit?

 

[HarryHill]

a digestive biscuit?

Fiber

 

[Tsotha]

fuck 30/30 the equation of production with poetry is lame, it also tends to closed circle criticism
i.e. the cookies are poison

Oh, how we pray as gnomes
in these houses of the dead
where the blandest are manifest


On this street where children play I remember everything
from those years ago back in '92 we were children then
Joe's shirt was red plaid, and Bill's was Denim Blue


Mama died at 8:37 that night
Papa at 9:42

All the luck to have
a funeral with a double view

Care for 29 more? Care to comment?

forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=56515114&postcount=326

what does a stone care for the tide?
surface is a distant dream
to roam as floating foam
to the shore and away
instead it sinks
all the way
down
​

 

[butters]

forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=56515114&postcount=326

what does a stone care for the tide?
surface is a distant dream
to roam as floating foam
to the shore and away
instead it sinks
all the way
down
​

yours?
exquisite imo

 

[Tsotha]

yours?
exquisite imo

I copied it from myself, before it disappeared.​

 

[HarryHill]

It's beginning to feel like nap time droopy eyes, too much exercise of libido thoughts move abafando, yawn

 

[Tsotha]

It's beginning to feel like nap time droopy eyes, too much exercise of libido thoughts move abafando, yawn

Abafando? Are you learning portuguese, now?