Anonymous Secrets Thread

[Arianthe]

At times I do feel that the intent of the thread was to playfully tell someone a secret that you could or would not have normally shared with another person. I for one talked to both Kudram and BBB before the secrets thread ever came to life. Neruda came on scene and created the secrets thread so in a way it was sorta felt like in a way that here is this new Litster and this is sorta his way to get to know people ....

We all have enjoyed the secrets thread and have felt bad when it was appropriate... I know that this thread along the way has created a lot of banter along the way at times also because it raises subjects that some of us may have never put two thoughts towards before coming here.

I don't feel like I have ever had the worry of my secrets being shared. Matter a fact I know for a fact that one of my secrets was questioned and I never heard anything past it once it was sent.

I thoroughly enjoyed this thread and sent secrets to both Kudram and Neruda to be published. I can't recall Neruda trying to get more information out of me and I trust Kudram with most of my secrets anyway.

 

[Ghazghkull]

Hmm mm should this secret thread be restarted??

 

[burningarousal]

I really don't want to ever cheat but not seeing my (vanilla) boyfriend for two more weeks and thinking of all the men living close who would gladly fuck 10 different ways turns me on so so much...

 

[WillSeeking]

Hmm mm should this secret thread be restarted??

As this idea was started from other threads I recycled the idea and have been running on FB, Twitter and Tumblr. Sometimes it is hard for people to put the trust out there but there are those who do. Hope to see it pick back up here again.

 

[JoyDyan]

Hmm mm should this secret thread be restarted??

I'm more than happy to take up the mantle....I can keep my mouth shut, and I'm not looking for a way into anybody's pants

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm more than happy to take up the mantle....I can keep my mouth shut, and I'm not looking for a way into anybody's pants

you're not?!? Darn....

 

[Que]

I'm more than happy to take up the mantle....I can keep my mouth shut, and I'm not looking for a way into anybody's pants

....that's not what I heard... kidding.

 

[1nut1der]

I'm more than happy to take up the mantle....I can keep my mouth shut, and I'm not looking for a way into anybody's pants

*quietly chuckles while shaking head*

 

[JoyDyan]

you're not?!? Darn....

Sorry! Lol!

....that's not what I heard... kidding.

Lol!!! Don't listen to Slinger, he's a troublemaker!

*quietly chuckles while shaking head*

What? That I can keep my mouth shut? Or I'm not looking to get in your pants???

ok, maybe YOUR pants

 

[JoyDyan]

37 m
I can have multiple orgasms and last all night.
(you can too if you eat right and exercise the right muscles)

 

[kingfupa]

37 m
I can have multiple orgasms and last all night.
(you can too if you eat right and exercise the right muscles)

Multiple orgasms...what the fuck is an orgasm??

 

[JoyDyan]

Multiple orgasms...what the fuck is an orgasm??

I don't remember!! I think I've heard of them, though!

 

[JoyDyan]

Here's another, sent this morning:


M, no age.

For many years I was employed by a government organization that I am now embarrassed about having worked there. I can't even talk about it as much as I would like to.

 

[JoyDyan]

And another...

Female, age 32

I slept with my supervisor last week. We've been flirting for months. He is realy handsome and I have had vivid dreams about fucking him but when it happened I was disappointed. His dick is really small and he is horrible at sex! His kisses were slurpy and he lasted about twenty seconds in bed after fumling around with my clit for about half a minute. I didn't even get to cum. Guess I'm going to look for a new job.

 

[Ghazghkull]

he is horrible at sex! His kisses were slurpy and he lasted about twenty seconds in bed after fumling around with my clit for about half a minute. I didn't even get to cum.

If you don't let him know, how's he going to get any better? I know I don't tell someone when they suck in bed, but why not if you're quitting anyways lol.

 

[Aquagal]

If you don't let him know, how's he going to get any better? I know I don't tell someone when they suck in bed, but why not if you're quitting anyways lol.

I think because it's assumed that men know that it takes long than 30 secs of foreplay and three pumps to get a woman to cum.

 

[thør]

I think because it's assumed that men know that it takes long than 30 secs of foreplay and three pumps to get a woman to cum.

It does???

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I think because it's assumed that men know that it takes long than 30 secs of foreplay and three pumps to get a woman to cum.

Wait! What?!? you mean....oh fuck....

 

[BradBigBrain]

I think because it's assumed that men know that it takes long than 30 secs of foreplay and three pumps to get a woman to cum.

And when did this happen?

Here's the sex manual that comes with every penis:
1. Insert A into B.
2. Repeat if necessary.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

And when did this happen?

Here's the sex manual that comes with every penis:
1. Insert A into B.
2. Repeat if necessary.

Oh, it's necessary. Like I need to repeat at least once a day...

 

[BradBigBrain]

That one and only time AG and I got together she says after I showed her my equipment, "who do you expect to please with that little thing?" I said, "ME!"

 

[lakesailer_mi]

That one and only time AG and I got together she says after I showed her my equipment, "who do you expect to please with that little thing?" I said, "ME!"

That's why I like the dark...

 

[thør]

That one and only time AG and I got together she says after I showed her my equipment, "who do you expect to please with that little thing?" I said, "ME!"

You are responsible for your own orgasm!

 

[JoyDyan]

And when did this happen?

Here's the sex manual that comes with every penis:
1. Insert A into B.
2. Repeat if necessary.

Lather, rinse, repeat! Lol!

 

[JoyDyan]

Male, no age

I AM SO HAPPY!!!

After months of flirting, I finally slept with this young lady who works for me. Let me tell you about myself. I've been told I'm really handsome and I'm a really good kisser. I hate to brag on myself, but I have a nice sized cock. Not too big and not too small. I've dreamed about fucking her and it was beyond my wildest dreams. I played with her clit for about an hour and she had a huge orgasm. Then we fucked and it was heaven.

I'm going to ask her to marry me.