Mockingjay
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Julie Andrews... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sarcastic clap. Well done.
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Julie Andrews... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yay new thread!
coffee and a meowing cat. good morning.
Good morning for YOU maybe, that poor cat is obviously STARVING, you heartless monster!!![]()
I'm all sorts of happy today.
look. i call them in every night, and if they don't come, because they're off hunting, it's not my fault. both babies are now inside for the day, resting up and getting ready for their long naps. it's also way to early for you to be using caps. you aught to be slapped.
my neighbor's rooster woke me up. it's going to be a good day.



I'm really glad I don't wake up to my neighbor's cock. He's old and wrinkly.
look. i call them in every night, and if they don't come, because they're off hunting, it's not my fault. both babies are now inside for the day, resting up and getting ready for their long naps. it's also way to early for you to be using caps. you aught to be slapped.
boy oh boy...to look inside that mind of yours![]()
I'm really glad I don't wake up to my neighbor's cock. He's old and wrinkly.
Speaking of hunting, I saw something amazing last night as the sun was going down. My neighbor's fearless cat, an ultimate engine of destruction, was dragging the carcass of a turkey buzzard down the street. That bird had to weigh as much or more than the cat. That cat had one incredibly smug look on his face.
Seething. Angry.
I'm sorry, baby. I just got a little too excited. I know how frustrated you must be....