The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The 6th Nonsense

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So tired last night I went to sleep leaving myself logged into Lit.

I now have a yearning for cranberry juice, not with Vodka or Tequila, just plain cranberry. There is none in the house, come to that where's the vodka gone.
 
Good morning for YOU maybe, that poor cat is obviously STARVING, you heartless monster!! :mad:

look. i call them in every night, and if they don't come, because they're off hunting, it's not my fault. both babies are now inside for the day, resting up and getting ready for their long naps. it's also way to early for you to be using caps. you aught to be slapped.

I'm all sorts of happy today.

my neighbor's rooster woke me up. it's going to be a good day.
 
look. i call them in every night, and if they don't come, because they're off hunting, it's not my fault. both babies are now inside for the day, resting up and getting ready for their long naps. it's also way to early for you to be using caps. you aught to be slapped.



my neighbor's rooster woke me up. it's going to be a good day.

I'm really glad I don't wake up to my neighbor's cock. He's old and wrinkly.
 
look. i call them in every night, and if they don't come, because they're off hunting, it's not my fault. both babies are now inside for the day, resting up and getting ready for their long naps. it's also way to early for you to be using caps. you aught to be slapped.

Speaking of hunting, I saw something amazing last night as the sun was going down. My neighbor's fearless cat, an ultimate engine of destruction, was dragging the carcass of a turkey buzzard down the street. That bird had to weigh as much or more than the cat. That cat had one incredibly smug look on his face.
 
Speaking of hunting, I saw something amazing last night as the sun was going down. My neighbor's fearless cat, an ultimate engine of destruction, was dragging the carcass of a turkey buzzard down the street. That bird had to weigh as much or more than the cat. That cat had one incredibly smug look on his face.

awesome. yesterday the punk cat killed a mole. those are some ugly fuckers. i was such a proud mama.
 
I give them 2 months' notice to take 3 days of vacation time, and they want to quibble about it? I get 3 weeks, and so far this year I've taken 2 days. If I'm that damn indispensable, I deserve a fucking significant raise.
 
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