American Sentences

[Tsotha]

Conference call required. Dishes and laundry are no laughing matter.

 

[Wintermute01]

There's a note, in a box, atop a shelf, behind a door, that's unread.

 

[butters]

he held the wrong envelope and watched the post van pull away. "ohhhh shit!"

 

[Wintermute01]

Two cards, one for his wife and one for his lover, just what could go wrong?

 

[Tsotha]

There's a letter, written for me, never sent, never read. Wish I could.

 

[Wintermute01]

The note that matters is the one that she'll never send, "let's just go now".

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Love notes in his packed lunch, naughtier ones till his pal opened the box!

 

[painful_rapture]

I would have written something raunchy to teach that good 'pal' a lesson.

 

[Wintermute01]

I'm confused, metaphor on metaphor, boxes, pals, notes, please explain.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I would have written something raunchy to teach that good 'pal' a lesson.

It was already raunchy enough and he did open it with permission from my husband who didn't know what I'd put in there!

I'm confused, metaphor on metaphor, boxes, pals, notes, please explain.

You've just got a dirty mind finding metaphors where not intended!

 

[Wintermute01]

It was already raunchy enough and he did open it with permission from my husband who didn't know what I'd put in there!



You've just got a dirty mind finding metaphors where not intended!

Oh Angie, I'm shocked did I say the metaphors were dirty, come now!!

 

[Angeline]

Oh Angie, I'm shocked did I say the metaphors were dirty, come now!!

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, big boy. And then sometimes not.

 

[Wintermute01]

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, big boy. And then sometimes not.

Sadly, Ange, there are two words in that sentence that don't apply to me.

 

[Angeline]

Sadly, Ange, there are two words in that sentence that don't apply to me.

No need for confession: I am a catholic in spirit only.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh Angie, I'm shocked did I say the metaphors were dirty, come now!!

I'm Annie by the way

 

[Remec]

I called her 'St. Joan'

True, she heard unseen voices, but was mostly 'cause she smelled of ash.

 

[Wintermute01]

I'm Annie by the way

I am sorry Annie.

 

[painful_rapture]

Will she call his bluff or back down? Heads or tails, it doesn't matter now.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I am sorry Annie.

You're forgiven

 

[Wintermute01]

Inspired by WS

How do I love thee, let me count the ways, I'm gonna need more fingers.

 

[painful_rapture]

I wrote until the ink ran out, and still the words refuse to come out.

 

[painful_rapture]

A content kitty dozed in colored rays of light shining through stained glass.

 

[painful_rapture]

Who am I kidding, it wasn't ink; the booze ran out. I need a drink.

 

[todski28]

brunch

The past meets the present, who holds the future, generations flow by

 

[Wintermute01]

If you want time to flow, best stay away from black holes, and light speed ships.