The Isolated Blurt Thread IV: A New Hope

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm living in the Great State of California, and to be entirely honest, I don't see how you have any way to tell me about where I live or about my culture.

We have people here from everywhere. And maybe there's some truth there. Because California's been ahead of the rest of the States for a while...

And, yes. Perhaps you're right.

It might be that I was born in a State where color didn't matter, before that became fashionable for the rest of them.

And I remember Samuel R. Beckett... talking to his guys, China Beach... how the Grim Reaper didn't care about color.

“Yosemite” entered the American lexicon in 1851 when Lafayette Bunnell, a doctor with a California state battalion hunting Native Americans in the US west, named a swath of Californian land “Yosemite.” That, he wrongly believed, was the name of the local Native American tribe. In fact, the tribe’s name was the Ahwahneechees, and the land was called Ahwahnee. “Yosemite” was actually how the tribe referred to the white intruders, as “killers."

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[Byron In Exile]

“Yosemite” entered the American lexicon in 1851 when Lafayette Bunnell, a doctor with a California state battalion hunting Native Americans in the US west, named a swath of Californian land “Yosemite.” That, he wrongly believed, was the name of the local Native American tribe. In fact, the tribe’s name was the Ahwahneechees, and the land was called Ahwahnee.

Was I born? Did I live then?

Also, your "history" is racist bullshit.

Get it right, Mister Pressed Negro.

 

[Byron In Exile]

If any white guy was as racist as you, they'd be called a Nazi.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Babalyon AD is on.

I have a man-crush on Vin.

 

[Byron In Exile]

And, you know, if the British hadn't brought your ancestors here, America would be lilywhite as England.

There would have been no bloody civil war...

No struggle on the part of the white people to free them from slavery...

If you're this ungrateful, then go back to Africa.

Fuck off. The Congo awaits you, bitch.

Eat bugs and hide from eclipses.

 

[Saint Peter]

Harsh!

 

[Brollyanna]

Fuck.

 

[Saint Peter]

Harsher than fuck!

 

[Brollyanna]

Harsh fucker.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Was I born? Did I live then?

Also, your "history" is racist bullshit.

Get it right, Mister Pressed Negro.

If any white guy was as racist as you, they'd be called a Nazi.

You're the one talking all high-falutin' about great your state is and how everything was all lollipops and unicorns until "they" made race and race issues "fashionable."

So prove me wrong, Mr. Magorium. And if your privilege isn't too foamy off your breakfast steins today, go back to Montessori and learn what actual racism is before you sling the term around as a Hail Mary pass reaction to getting your cards pulled as a crybaby white American male who thinks he knows every fucking thing in the world due to the grace of the internets.

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[Byron In Exile]

“Yosemite"

This is what you want?

You think you'll stop them?

It took everyone — all of us to stop them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouMjv8ntVds

Don't beg the lightning to strike again...

 

[Sinny]

Annnnnnnnnnd scene.

 

[Sinny]

Wings, I am so sorry to hear about your mama's trip to the hospital. Hold your precious babies close. Mine always went overboard with stress when gramps or gramma went to the hospital.

 

[Wings]

My oldest has been a trooper, she's the one I worry about but she's grown up so much. Thanks Sinny.

 

[Wings]

America would be lily white? Excuse me?


EXCUSE ME!?!

 

[Sinny]

He appears to be smoking something. Again.
I guess? I refuse to view post. I don't even like that when people quote him. It should be like with jen or bb where people just agree it is poor form to quote.

 

[Wings]

I viewed posts, I was curious to see what got Zumi riled up.

Don't do it, save yourself!

 

[Sinny]

I miss ffvb where you could nuke iggy the racist poopyheads.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have a bug bite on my head. It could be a bed bug, but doing my googlizing, I don't see how I could have bed bugs... I haven't had a visitor in years.

Sometimes I see tiny little spiders. Maybe it's a spider bite.

To be sure, the wickedpedia says 1 hour above 113F will kill bed bugs. I'm about to turn the heat way up.

 

[Sinny]

It could be a hive. From the stress.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Annnnnnnnnnd scene.

Exactly.

So, I need to know what this race-war will entail.

Because half my good friends are Mexicans. Not by nationality, understand, maybe more a California term.

At any rate, I need to know if I should kill them.

Because they are 40% of this State's population. Also, they have political power, and it would not be wise to cross that.

Now... black people. Looks like you guys just lost the game.

White goes with brown and you're done.

Are you STUPID??

Looks like.

Bitches.

 

[Saint Peter]

America would be lily white? Excuse me?


EXCUSE ME!?!

Yeah. That line caught my eye, too.


Best wishes to your Mama.

 

[Laurel]

America would be lily white? Excuse me?


EXCUSE ME!?!

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[Byron In Exile]

Bitches.

God fucking dammit!!

How can people live their whole fucking lives and miss what's so obvious?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I viewed posts, I was curious to see what got Zumi riled up.

Don't do it, save yourself!

I miss ffvb where you could nuke iggy the racist poopyheads.

It's so funny that we're all "one race" and we just gotta lock hands, wear crowns of daisies and sing kumbaya in a circle to make the world happy again...until the verity mirror is brought out and then all of a sudden I gotta go back to the Congo and eat bugs and hide from eclipses and throw my virgin daughter into a volcano to make rain happen.

Woooo boy. And this is just the daytime, too!

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