My evaluation of you

[VaticanAssassin]

I honestly do not know enough about most of you mouth breathers for me to make this a free for all. So here I will pick choose who I guess about. If you think think I have had enough interaction to guess feel free to ask, but I reserve the right to ignore you.... don't take it personal.

I will start with Phelia.

Bright, witty and stable. Intelligent but probably not a high degree of formal education. This makes her a little insecure about her intelligence so she is quick to argue as to "show off her smarts". The fact that she is so smart allows her to overcome this most the time but can lead her to argue areas she does not know enough about. Stinging wit, gives as good as she gets, often initiates the "mud slinging" and does not become butt hurt or take it personal when someone fires back. Not the type to run off and write a ISO blurt, takes on who she arguing with head on. Very fun to argue with and probably my favorite thing about her.

She is quick to assume things based on what she reads or what position someone takes. These quick assumptions are can be very wrong.

I would guess she is a very loyal friend and only has a few tight friends rather than a lot of acquaintances. Within her group I would see her as the leader, the protector, the big sister. Despite this, and I have no idea why I think this, I would guess she is either a only child or the youngest.

I would also guess she is average to above average looking. Not the type to quickly fall in love, but when in a relationship she is more emotionally secure than your average female (or male you idiots).

 

[dolf]

if you're not nice about me i'll mail you dead rodents

 

[warrior queen]

What prompted this?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

if you're not nice about me i'll mail you dead rodents

Ha! How did you know you where next?

 

[dolf]

Ha! How did you know you where next?

you only did phelia first to make it look like it wasn't about me all along. true story.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

What prompted this?

I am pulling Phelia's pig tails....

Or I am coping JAJ who copied Perg who copied someone else.

Everything worth doing has been done.

 

[warrior queen]

I am pulling Phelia's pig tails....

Or I am coping JAJ who copied Perg who copied someone else.

Everything worth doing has been done.

Ha! So true.
Sometimes I wonder if anything will be new and exciting ever again.
Then I have a bourbon and realise I don't care

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Dolf.

I will start with the best thing about her. Only as there is so many bad things!

A Great mother. Simple, but in the periodic table of life being a great mother is uranium. Nothing weighs more.

Her wit is so sharp most people here do not even get it. But that is ok, she is not here to amuse you, but to amuse herself. Something she seems to do way to frequently in her personal life. She may be blind.

A kind heart who will forgive but not forget. She is smart, knows it, does not care what you think and has no desire to prove it to you.

Crazy as a loon. But that is ok, she knows she is crazy, and her high IQ allows her to overcome it and seem to be a normal functioning member of society despite the deviate dreams running through her sick perverted mind.

I would tell you of her fear of commitment but who does not know that? Why? Some would say she has been hurt/betrayed too often, but I would guess she just does not think she is worthy of love. One day she will find a guy as smart and as crazy as she is. She does not need the fixing kind, she may be broken but she does not need to be fixed.

 

[Farrah]

I honestly do not know enough about most of you mouth breathers for me to make this a free for all. So here I will pick choose who I guess about. If you think think I have had enough interaction to guess feel free to ask, but I reserve the right to ignore you.... don't take it personal.

I will start with Phelia.

Bright, witty and stable. Intelligent but probably not a high degree of formal education. This makes her a little insecure about her intelligence so she is quick to argue as to "show off her smarts". The fact that she is so smart allows her to overcome this most the time but can lead her to argue areas she does not know enough about. Stinging wit, gives as good as she gets, often initiates the "mud slinging" and does not become butt hurt or take it personal when someone fires back. Not the type to run off and write a ISO blurt, takes on who she arguing with head on. Very fun to argue with and probably my favorite thing about her.

She is quick to assume things based on what she reads or what position someone takes. These quick assumptions are can be very wrong.

I would guess she is a very loyal friend and only has a few tight friends rather than a lot of acquaintances. Within her group I would see her as the leader, the protector, the big sister. Despite this, and I have no idea why I think this, I would guess she is either a only child or the youngest.


I would also guess she is average to above average looking. Not the type to quickly fall in love, but when in a relationship she is more emotionally secure than your average female (or male you idiots).

Truth? She's drop-dead gorgeous.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

But you cant take any of them home to meet mother. Momma does evals, too.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Parody

One of the most normal and all together posters on this board (along with Biden). Kind, sweet and down to earth. Private, but in my mind she is very hot and dirty!
Above all the day to day BS here, passes through to kill time with never anything bad to say about anyone. Nothing they will notice anyway. Smart, witty and all around a good person.

That is on first glance. In real life I think she has a freezer full of dead bodies. Men mostly.

She does not give away much so if I had to guess. late 30's. Single but in a relationship. Probably better than average looking and I would guess a mother, as she has the mother knows best, kindness about her. One of my favs!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Parody

One of the most normal and all together posters on this board (along with Biden). Kind, sweet and down to earth. Private, but in my mind she is very hot and dirty!
Above all the day to day BS here, passes through to kill time with never anything bad to say about anyone. Nothing they will notice anyway. Smart, witty and all around a good person.

That is on first glance. In real life I think she has a freezer full of dead bodies. Men mostly.

She does not give away much so if I had to guess. late 30's. Single but in a relationship. Probably better than average looking and I would guess a mother, as she has the mother knows best, kindness about her. One of my favs!

I genuinely like her. A good lass.

 

[dan_c00000]

if you're not nice about me i'll mail you dead rodents

This seems like an waste of good dead rodents.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Fata

No one I would rather eat cheese and discuss books with. (well, I would rather discuss books with Ogg, but for some reason he comes across as gassy so no cheese). Probably better read than I am. Dark sense of humor that I appreciate over most other types. Smart, probably hot, and a bit of a old school hipster. For some reason when I see her post Lorde songs go off in my head.

Does not get butt hurt here, and takes the site for what it is. Hates gossip and does not get involved in petty BS.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Aah I like that! You're right about Ogg, he's a goddamn book oracle that bloke. Dunno who Lorde is unless you misspelt Jesus and you hear hymns, then that's pretty depressing.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Aah I like that! You're right about Ogg, he's a goddamn book oracle that bloke. Dunno who Lorde is unless you misspelt Jesus and you hear hymns, then that's pretty depressing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcIKh6sBtc


I may have to go back and mention your terrible quoting skills.....

 

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[dolf]

I would LOVE an assessment by anyone on this board.

old dude. nice 'tache.

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcIKh6sBtc


I may have to go back and mention your terrible quoting skills.....

I know! I'm an utter spaz when on my mobile.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I would LOVE an assessment by anyone on this board.

I assess you $20 for poor quality posts.


Signed,

The GB Post Police.

 

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[dolf]

Oh sweetie. It would so blend with your crotch.

old dudes know what they're doing

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I would LOVE an assessment by anyone on this board.

Do not know you but I will give it a go from what I have read.

The mental image I have when I read your post are of Harry Connick Jr.

Laid back cool, quick wit, funny. Not hip or cool by any traditional standards, but you create your own definition of whats cool and make it work. Probably a fun guy to go chase tail and have beers....... you can have the mothers and I will take the daughters.

A salt of the earth kind of guy. You work hard at what you do and have been successful. Solid work ethic and strong morals, unless women are involved. Probably a bit of a pussy hound.

 

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