The Isolated Blurt Thread IV: A New Hope

[Wings]

Feel badly for him already?

 

[Saint Peter]

Feel badly for him already?

I am wondering what is going to take to remove the smile from his face.

 

[Wings]

I am wondering what is going to take to remove the smile from his face.

I might drain him dry, almost a decade younger and in his prime until I got ahold of him.

 

[HarryHill]

I might drain him dry, almost a decade younger and in his prime until I got ahold of him.

I remember women like you

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I might drain him dry, almost a decade younger and in his prime until I got ahold of him.

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[Wings]

I remember women like you

Smart, classy, well-educated pirates?

<snip>

Exactly!

 

[cleaver]

when race is your card then
race is your meter.
i see race first then, with you...
that continues to be your choice
and your coward's challenge.

any derogations are only the ones you court.

 

[girlsmiley]

My toast is dry

that will never do

butter me

want a little jam with that?

yes please

 

[girlsmiley]

Delusional, stupid, fat and selfish more like it.


When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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[Fuckette]

what are you two going on about.

 

[girlsmiley]

My tiny chiropractor. Just...wow.

She was awesome. So strong for her size. So flexible. Her tiny hands were magic. And after she had straightened me out, she asked me to watch her demonstrate the cat camel. So I did, and..

Well, naughty thoughts came over me.

I mean, damn.

 

[Wings]

Floral foam is messy!

 

[girlsmiley]

what are you two going on about.

Me? Just some asshole.

My back feels much better. $120 later. Worth every penny.

 

[Fuckette]

Me? Just some asshole.

My back feels much better. $120 later. Worth every penny.

yes, you

glad you found relief

 

[Mr Noone]

Floral foam is messy!

The things one learns at Lit.

 

[Wings]

The things one learns at Lit.

Glad I could help!

 

[islandman]

How long has sean gone by the name "fluffy bunny"?

I'm not going to ask if he's okay with it; I'm chalking it up to his pussification by LTR.

 

[Wings]

Your words don't reflect me, they hold a mirror up to yourself.

Take this and stick it where it will do the most good.

 

[Saint Peter]

How long has sean gone by the name "fluffy bunny"?

I'm not going to ask if he's okay with it; I'm chalking it up to his pussification by LTR.

If the suit fits...

 

[islandman]

If the suit fits...

And what suit have you put on lately?

 

[Saint Peter]

And what suit have you put on lately?

The last time I wore a bunny suit was back in the radioactive days.

Those days are gone.

 

[girlsmiley]

So am I.

She actually made it fun. We chatted and laughed about lots of things in the hour. How stiff my back was, what sort of sports I'm into, how I can improve my posture. What medication I'm taking for the pain. I was lying face down on the table. She moved around behind me and grabbed me by the ankles and proceeded to giggle and tap my feet together. "Can you feel that? Can you feel how your right leg is shorter than your left?" I laughed.

And then the massage. So good. I asked, "Before you stick me with those needles, how long have you been a chiro?" She laughed. We chatted about her mum, what I do for a living. Her friends at Uni. All sorts of stuff.

And then she moved my body around (like a rag doll) and crack, crack, crack. I was so surprised when she picked me up off the table from behind. I'm 5' 9, and 59kg. She's probably 5' 5 and about 50kg. Who am I kidding. I was fucking amazed lol.

She was actually really cool. I go back Friday.

 

[yossi]

If the suit fits...

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[Saint Peter]

I always thought sean was taller than that.