Blurting It Out ... Playground Style

[hatlover123]

Don't you mean hidden behind a sword?

And a layer of licorice induced fat. Yes.

 

[raiguy]

Thread killer status....legendary.

 

[hatlover123]

I have that title sir.

No one else.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
-highlander styles

 

[perkyT]

No. No, you don't.

 

[hatlover123]

Listen here Groucho

I'll have none of your lip.

 

[raiguy]

Listen here Groucho

I'll have none of your lip.

What about her nose instead?

 

[KalIsBack]

Listen here Groucho

I'll have none of your lip.

Want some of my mustache instead?

It's removable.

 

[hatlover123]

What about her nose instead?

I've never had someone 'give nose' before.

Might be too much for me to handle.

 

[hatlover123]

Want some of my mustache instead?

It's removable.

That sounds strangely dirty.

 

[KalIsBack]

That sounds strangely dirty.

Just a filthy mind at work.

Fook. Stripping audio is a pain in the ass. (Got me own youtube and everything, though! )

 

[hatlover123]

Just a filthy mind at work.

Fook. Stripping audio is a pain in the ass. (Got me own youtube and everything, though! )

Especially when dodging police for such an illegal activity

*GPS's your location*

How much is it worth to you I not make this phone call?

 

[perkyT]

Pffft.

You just want me to flip you off...again.

 

[hatlover123]

Finally got your own youtube eh?

Won't be asking me for more video uploads eh...hehehe

 

[raiguy]

Can it be 2pm already?

 

[KalIsBack]

Especially when dodging police for such an illegal activity

*GPS's your location*

How much is it worth to you I not make this phone call?

Bout 5 cents. Make the call.

Pffft.

You just want me to flip you off...again.

Please do.

Finally got your own youtube eh?

Won't be asking me for more video uploads eh...hehehe

No. I cut out the middleman.

 

[perkyT]

Can it be 2pm already?

No, dearie. It's only 0900.

 

[hatlover123]

Bout 5 cents. Make the call.

No. I cut out the middleman.

I'll have them plant evidence on scene. So they can take you away for at least the night so I can have some posts on here without getting cockblocked.

 

[KalIsBack]

I'll have them plant evidence on scene. So they can take you away for at least the night so I can have some posts on here without getting cockblocked.

I have a contact. I'll be out within an hour. And I'll only go heavier on the cockblocking.

By the way, HK purrs 'hi.'

 

[hatlover123]

I have a contact. I'll be out within an hour. And I'll only go heavier on the cockblocking.

By the way, HK purrs 'hi.'

Your dedication to ruining my Literotica experience is disturbingly devout. Are you promised 77 virgins or something?

HK is such a whore! grrrrr!

 

[KalIsBack]

Your dedication to ruining my Literotica experience is disturbingly devout. Are you promised 77 virgins or something?

HK is such a whore! grrrrr!

78 virgins, actually. And an experienced sex bomb on top of that.

Not with me, she's not. You just need to know how to rub her the right way.

She told me to tell you that I do it sooo much better than you.

 

[hatlover123]

78 virgins, actually. And an experienced sex bomb on top of that.

Not with me, she's not. You just need to know how to rub her the right way.

She told me to tell you that I do it sooo much better than you.

Posting lyrics from a Christina Aguilera song will not endear you to me or to the Literotica community.

And thanks for putting salt on the wound. Your empathy skills are top notch my friend.

 

[KalIsBack]

Posting lyrics from a Christina Aguilera song will not endear you to me or to the Literotica community.

And thanks for putting salt on the wound. Your empathy skills are top notch my friend.

I didn't know those were lyrics. lolol.

You're quite welcome. How is Kiss Kitty?

 

[hatlover123]

I didn't know those were lyrics. lolol.

You're quite welcome. How is Kiss Kitty?

Passed out. I gave her some milk with Rohypnol in it. So she's out cold.

 

[KalIsBack]

Passed out. I gave her some milk with Rohypnol in it. So she's out cold.

So that's how you get some...

Public Service Announcement: Ladies of Lit, please DO NOT accept glasses of milk handed out by hatlover123. Your next conscious thoughts might involve welts, rope-marks, and smeared lipstick.

 

[hatlover123]

So that's how you get some...

Public Service Announcement: Ladies of Lit, please DO NOT accept glasses of milk handed out by hatlover123. Your next conscious thoughts might involve welts, rope-marks, and smeared lipstick.

Yes it is how I get some. I was hoping you would keep that on the downlow but apparently not.

But you forgot hat head in your PSA announcement.