Have you ever crushed on someone here at Lit?

[Colonel Hogan]

did you ask the others? sometimes it's not so obvious that somebody crushes you back.

No. Actually, it was more pornographic lusting than "crushing," and I couldn't figure out a socially acceptable way to say, "I'd like to blast a 50 psi cum jet so far up your volcanic love tunnel that it clears out your sinuses."

 

[subdued_passion]

No. Actually, it was more pornographic lusting than "crushing," and I couldn't figure out a socially acceptable way to say, "I'd like to blast a 50 psi cum jet so far up your volcanic love tunnel that it clears out your sinuses."

That would work very well on its own if you're an ENT specialist.

 

[dolf]

No. Actually, it was more pornographic lusting than "crushing," and I couldn't figure out a socially acceptable way to say, "I'd like to blast a 50 psi cum jet so far up your volcanic love tunnel that it clears out your sinuses."

you know what I hate? that it's only creepy lurkers and ampickers who pm me stuff like that. never anyone I like.

so maybe you should have used that line. they might have agreed to the nose rinse.

 

[yossi]

No. Actually, it was more pornographic lusting than "crushing," and I couldn't figure out a socially acceptable way to say, "I'd like to blast a 50 psi cum jet so far up your volcanic love tunnel that it clears out your sinuses."

Sounds much more entertaining than using a neti pot.

 

[islandman]

Sounds much more entertaining than using a neti pot.

That's because you're not using the neti pot properly.

 

[girlsmiley]

Everyone knows who I have a crush on.

For a long, long time now. Since "Perhaps you misspelled."

She ran off and got married before I had the chance to make something of it, and now there are obstacles.
Stupid gay marriage.
Isn't that always the way, though?

I'm hoping one day she'll decide to keep me in the spare room and call on me when she needs to. I reckon I'd be ok with that.

 

[Fata Morgana]

No. Actually, it was more pornographic lusting than "crushing," and I couldn't figure out a socially acceptable way to say, "I'd like to blast a 50 psi cum jet so far up your volcanic love tunnel that it clears out your sinuses."

Aww. I love Neruda.

 

[neci]

Well??????

yes. i have crushed.

No. Actually, it was more pornographic lusting than "crushing," and I couldn't figure out a socially acceptable way to say, "I'd like to blast a 50 psi cum jet so far up your volcanic love tunnel that it clears out your sinuses."

*sniffle*

Sounds much more entertaining than using a neti pot.

i have a sinus clearing pot for you.

 

[Paendragon]

Yes. A few, actually.

 

[Not Normal]

Yeaduh!

It's been a while for a LIT crush for me. But I've always got a secret crush or two happening.

Its possible someone I crushed on at one point has posted in this thread.

 

[Fuckette]

http://j-walkblog.com/images/crushedcan.jpg​

 

[Wings]

Yeaduh!

It's been a while for a LIT crush for me. But I've always got a secret crush or two happening.

Its possible someone I crushed on at one point has posted in this thread.

(We all crush on Phelia, it's okay!)

 

[Skiddles2014]

Nope.

 

[Not Normal]

(We all crush on Phelia, it's okay!)

How could we not?

 

[Wife of Bath]

Yes. More than one.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

you know what I hate? that it's only creepy lurkers and ampickers who pm me stuff like that. never anyone I like.

so maybe you should have used that line. they might have agreed to the nose rinse.

Sounds much more entertaining than using a neti pot.

Aww. I love Neruda.

*sniffle*

Extended evening hours are on Tuesdays. Be sure and tell the receptionist if you need one. They tend to (heh, heh) "fill up" fast.

 

[loquere]

Nope.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I learned my lesson about internet romance long before I found Lit.

 

[pink]

Yes. More than one.

Oh, please, please, please...*praying*

 

[Phelia]

(We all crush on Phelia, it's okay!)

How could we not?

This made me tingly. Let's get to requitin'.

 

[Allison_RN]

I learned my lesson about internet romance long before I found Lit.

What happened?

 

[doctor_insanus]

I have, on occasion. I think my crushing days are behind me.

 

[y=mx+b]

Yes… I have.

And much like my thoughts - I let them go.

 

[Phelia]

Who is one of the embarrassing ones, Phelia? Why would anyone be embarrassed by a crush?

Maybe embarrassing wasn't the right word. Non-traditional, maybe? The crazy crushes that make no kind of sense but bang around in your brain anyway, and your friends tease you about so you deny it but you still blush whenever someone mentions their name sort of crush

I always try to keep my crushes secret. They are like birthday candle wishes. If you say them out loud, they won't come true. I play a long game. :JAJ:

If she crushed on me, that would have been embarrassing. I don't blame her for keeping that quiet.

I don't know that I'd call it a crush, but I am deeply in love with you and I want to spend every minute of every hour of every day with you and stay with you forever and ever and ever and ever in a castle built of hugs and mutual respect

 

[islandman]

And much like my thoughts - I let them go.

I really appreciated that too.

Not that the restraining order had anything to do with it.