boo56
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You.. you've never had one?! Outrageous!
Let me think.
I've had a 'Good Morning. May I help you with that?' blowjob.
I've had a 'Has anyone ever slurped California Sparkling Wine off your erection?' blowjob.
Regrettably, one time, I declined a 'Honey, I'm driving almost 70 miles per hour here; I don't think that's safe!' blowjob. We probably would have made it to where we were going and I could have pulled of the highway in a pinch.
Nope, you're right, I've never had the 'Welcome home; now drop your trousers,' experience. I'm feeling a little outraged myself!