Random Gamer Silliness

[remy_lebeau8]

Woo met wedge and biggs

 

[Recidiva]

Woo met wedge and biggs

Airshiiiiiip!

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Airshiiiiiip!

No cid?

 

[Recidiva]

No cid?

Spoiler alert!

Yes, Cid!

 

[Sean Renaud]

Of course there's Cid you silly. He's in every game after three or four I think. I occasionally still get screwy on the numbers despite how long it's been since they unfucked it. VI is still Three cus that's what it says on my SNES cartridge goddamnit!

 

[John Doe]

If you're interested in space programs, space travel or physics games then you should check this out: https://www.kerbalspaceprogram.com/ (also available on Steam).

http://screenshot.it.sftcdn.net/it/scrn/324000/324551/kerbal-space-program-09-700x403.jpg

http://images.br.sftcdn.net/br/scrn/324000/324551/kerbal-space-program-10-700x403.jpg

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/1176/2456297-screenshot0.png

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/019/5/7/kerbal_space_program_designs_1_by_nike1155-d5s0yeg.png

It's still in beta so expect bugs but in my experience they are as few and far between as many gold games I've played.

 

[AlyssaStar]

Heard tons of good things about it...

 

[remy_lebeau8]

That looks pretty cool! What are the specs?

 

[Recidiva]

http://i.imgur.com/MJ7neww.gif

 

[Recidiva]

Stuff I'm looking forward to playing:

(announcement of release dates does not imply I actually believe they will be released anywhere near that time, but I'll keep track)

Warlords of Draenor, expansion announced for Warcraft, level cap raised to 100 - "at some point in 2014"

Dragon Age: Inquisition "some point in 2014"

Elder Scrolls Online (sign up for beta: http://elderscrollsonline.com/en/) "at some point in 2014)

Everquest 2 - release in two days! Woo hoo! "Tears of Veeshan" - new class, Channeler - some sort of funky healer pet class...who uses a bow and wears leather. How can that be bad.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSXNeTKGYKzxqr3c1po5xybDEKkzjREKRlhFrySchKg-QB2FZv2

What are you guys looking forward to playing?

 

[Sean Renaud]

That is the longest gif in the history of the world.

And I don't want to shoot all the ducks. The ducks and me have a friendly competition going, it's that fucking dog I want dead.

 

[Recidiva]

That is the longest gif in the history of the world.

And I don't want to shoot all the ducks. The ducks and me have a friendly competition going, it's that fucking dog I want dead.

It's a short movie.

That dog always laughed at me. I'm with you.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Yup, and that laughing hurt my feelings a whole lot more than any duck getting away or bad guy posing after beating me in Punch Out. I hate that dog and would gladly hunt him.

 

[Recidiva]

Yup, and that laughing hurt my feelings a whole lot more than any duck getting away or bad guy posing after beating me in Punch Out. I hate that dog and would gladly hunt him.

Yup, we could run him over with the tank in the Mario cart game.

 

[Sean Renaud]

See you wonder why people claim you're not a gamer? Cus you still believe in the letter 'c'

What is this Mario Cart is it made by the same people who make Mortal Combat and Clax and Crazy Castle?

 

[Recidiva]

See you wonder why people claim you're not a gamer? Cus you still believe in the letter 'c'

What is this Mario Cart is it made by the same people who make Mortal Combat and Clax and Crazy Castle?

I almost changed it to a K.

But really...I'm not a big Nintendo fan. I have zero to no history of playing Mario, I hate their music and I'm an editor. I thought about doing the K thing, but I'm defiant.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Cus Mortal Kombat is nintendo

You don't like Nintendo music? What in the eleven hells is the matter with you? Zelda and Samus music is second only to Nobuo (Can't spell is last name) of Final Fantasy. Saw him live. Twice. Arrogant ponce. Awesome arrogant ponce, but arrogant none the less. Wouldn't bring out the Black Mages until we causes a seismic event with our cheering.

 

[Recidiva]

Cus Mortal Kombat is nintendo

You don't like Nintendo music? What in the eleven hells is the matter with you? Zelda and Samus music is second only to Nobuo (Can't spell is last name) of Final Fantasy. Saw him live. Twice. Arrogant ponce. Awesome arrogant ponce, but arrogant none the less. Wouldn't bring out the Black Mages until we causes a seismic event with our cheering.

Zelda is different.

I mean the loops of MIDI from the original games. Can't stand it. It's the repetition. Can't stand Philip Glass either.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Zelda music hasn't changed much, sure they use real instruments now but you'd recognize the theme from the original Zelda today.

I'll grant you Mario Music is that annoying kind of cool that you can't get out of your head but. . .you're a monster!

 

[Recidiva]

Zelda music hasn't changed much, sure they use real instruments now but you'd recognize the theme from the original Zelda today.

I'll grant you Mario Music is that annoying kind of cool that you can't get out of your head but. . .you're a monster!

I'm a mutant. I can't not listen to and focus on music if it's playing.

Compare it to having boobs in the room. You can't not look at the boobs. Some repetitive boobs that you can't not look at become annoying because you've seen those damned boobs enough!

 

[Sean Renaud]

I can ignore blow jobs if I've got Devil May Cry much to the annoyance of my Ex. Breaking my focus pretty much requires separating me from my controller. Something my cat isn't shy about. She's a cat that demands you pet her and if you have something in your hands, phone, camera, fork, it doesn't matter she'll head butt it and then. . .well she doesn't really need to be pet, she needs a hand. She can actually handle the petting part just fine once she obtains a hand. Still the lives I've lost. . .and she doesn't understand that being tossed half across the room means 'not now' she apparently treats it like reverse fetch. She'll let you know when she's tired of it but wrapping her arms and jaws around your wrist. She won't bite (if you hold still at that point) but if you're not faster than the cat you shouldn't do that.

 

[Recidiva]

I can ignore blow jobs if I've got Devil May Cry much to the annoyance of my Ex. Breaking my focus pretty much requires separating me from my controller. Something my cat isn't shy about. She's a cat that demands you pet her and if you have something in your hands, phone, camera, fork, it doesn't matter she'll head butt it and then. . .well she doesn't really need to be pet, she needs a hand. She can actually handle the petting part just fine once she obtains a hand. Still the lives I've lost. . .and she doesn't understand that being tossed half across the room means 'not now' she apparently treats it like reverse fetch. She'll let you know when she's tired of it but wrapping her arms and jaws around your wrist. She won't bite (if you hold still at that point) but if you're not faster than the cat you shouldn't do that.

This is why gamers belong with gamers and not other people.

You are not a mutant, you don't understand.

 

[Sean Renaud]

This may very well be true enough.

 

[Recidiva]

This may very well be true enough.

It'd be nice to be a mutant like Phoenix, but I have a fairly ordinary superpower. Though it helps in parenting in relationships to be able to hear things three rooms away.

I hear all the gossip about me people think I can't hear.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Phoenix isn't, or wasn't a mutant until recently. She was cosmic god. Back before some woman told the guys at Marvel that space travel was unrealistic. Then Venom stopped being an alien and became a military experiment, Apocalypse became the first mutant on Earth and Phoenix became just an uber-powerful mutant.

I wonder who this horrible person could be.