Isolated Blurt Thread

[johneb87]

A UPS delivery on a day I'll be gone again. Don't they know I'm eager to see which freebie they're bringing?

Are you able to pick it up at a distribution facility later?

 

[_Lynn_]

Are you able to pick it up at a distribution facility later?

Most times, they leave it at the door. Tomorrow is my day/evening to volunteer so I'll be gone until late. If it needs a signature, they'll bring it Wednesday.

 

[Handley_Page]

Most times, they leave it at the door. Tomorrow is my day/evening to volunteer so I'll be gone until late. If it needs a signature, they'll bring it Wednesday.

They don't do that round here.
Can you all them and leave instructions ?

 

[_Lynn_]

They don't do that round here.
Can you all them and leave instructions ?

To change a delivery date, there's a $5 fee. I'm not that impatient.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Eeek eeek, the cats have graduated from frogs to a mouse. Eventually it ran under the pretend coal gas fire. (Self: Why don't we get a real coal fire? Fella: Well, you are not very good at cleaning the house as it is. Do you really think you are going to rake the grate out every morning?)

I set up a very excellent arrangement with the Black Pearl Lego box and poked to scare it into the box so I could carry it outside but ... it had disappeared! No sign of it.

 

[johneb87]

Eeek eeek, the cats have graduated from frogs to a mouse. Eventually it ran under the pretend coal gas fire. (Self: Why don't we get a real coal fire? Fella: Well, you are not very good at cleaning the house as it is. Do you really think you are going to rake the grate out every morning?)

I set up a very excellent arrangement with the Black Pearl Lego box and poked to scare it into the box so I could carry it outside but ... it had disappeared! No sign of it.

LOL! Just remember, they're giving you a gift. A thank you for being a wonderful human. Hopefully you won't find it all torn up like the mice and birds my parents cats used to bring in.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Yes!!! I caught the mouse. When I saw the cats poking about the fireplace I realised it must be there. It was hiding in the fake coals! It ran behind the metal bits and refused to come out but I managed to scare it into the Black Pearl Lego box then rush outside and throw it into the hedge.

That effing basturd just stood about for two minutes saying "I suppose this is how we are going to spend the rest of our lives," before going off upstairs to watch tv. That would be the plebian 'we' one supposes, as in: "I suppose this is how you are going to spend the rest of your life while I watch tv."

I am going to have a fucking whisky now. He has actually left one inch of the Lagavulin my friend gave me for my birthday in the bottle - oh miracle beyond turning wine into water! (He doesn't even like Islays but I see he has finished off the second bottle of Bowmore which he bought on his way back from a conference to replace the first bottle he bought on his way back from a conference to replace the bottle my friend gave me - all three of which he has drunk dry.)

 

[NaokoSmith]

LOL! Just remember, they're giving you a gift. A thank you for being a wonderful human. Hopefully you won't find it all torn up like the mice and birds my parents cats used to bring in.

Oh sorry! I was busy posting and skipped you. I must give you a kiss



Mmmm, cup of tea with a splash of whisky kiss, LOL.

(little bit of chip grease in it too if you are lucky )

Je-esus, give me that whisky.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Ha ha ha! the cats are still looking for it!

I know, I know, they just want to butcher it properly for me to save me the effort of tearing their nice squeaky gift up into cutlets for Piglet

 

[johneb87]

Oh sorry! I was busy posting and skipped you. I must give you a kiss



Mmmm, cup of tea with a splash of whisky kiss, LOL.

(little bit of chip grease in it too if you are lucky )

Je-esus, give me that whisky.

I could go for that whiskey too. We are seriously understaffed today.

Anyway, here's that drink.

I even managed to make it out of the warm bed, no help from you though. Not that I'm complaining.

 

[johneb87]

Ha ha ha! the cats are still looking for it!

I know, I know, they just want to butcher it properly for me to save me the effort of tearing their nice squeaky gift up into cutlets for Piglet

Mouse guts are very yummy.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I could go for that whiskey too. We are seriously understaffed today.

Anyway, here's that drink.

I even managed to make it out of the warm bed, no help from you though. Not that I'm complaining.

<snerk> I will bring you a mouse instead of a plate of chips next time

As for the understaffed working conditions under the new regime! plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose .

Ha ha ha! the cat is going up the chimney she is so puzzled as to where that mouse can have got to!

Give me another whisky

 

[NaokoSmith]

Mouse guts are very yummy.

You will enjoy them instead of chips then!

I understand dormice baked in some special way were a Roman delicacy. We must ask Ogg. He will have the recipe.



(Actually I am about to post on my blog about cooking some unusual meaty items .)

 

[NaokoSmith]

Fucking Hell.

I am just going to say that one more time for McKenna in my phenomenally posh RP British accent.

Fu-uccckkkkkingah! Hell

 

[TheeGoatPig]

New camera, new picture. I need to shave.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c65/theegoatpig/Pics%20of%20Me/PA280011_zps64ee9c4e.jpg

 

[johneb87]

*cough cough, hack hack* Dammit!

 

[NaokoSmith]

New camera, new picture. I need to shave.

Phwoooar! Sexy!

(You can keep the manly stubble if you like. Some girls like a bit of rough )

 

[NaokoSmith]

*cough cough, hack hack* Dammit!

Steaming and time off work!

 

[johneb87]

New camera, new picture. I need to shave.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c65/theegoatpig/Pics%20of%20Me/PA280011_zps64ee9c4e.jpg

Don't worry, you're not that bad. You should have seen me the other day with a near hipster/lumberjack facial hair before I took the razor to it.

Fucking Hell.

I am just going to say that one more time for McKenna in my phenomenally posh RP British accent.

Fu-uccckkkkkingah! Hell

Could you say that a little bit more slowly and in a breathy, sultry voice?

Steaming and time off work!

I just started, I haven't accumulated enough time off yet. Besides, we're short staffed.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Could you say that a little bit more slowly and in a breathy, sultry voice?



I just started, I haven't accumulated enough time off yet. Besides, we're short staffed.

(I always talk in a breathy, sultry voice unfortunately. It is the curse of the telesales operatives, they spend too long trying to sell me stuff I clearly don't want and get told off by their supervisors.)

Fu-u-ccckkkkkkinggggah Hhhhellllllllll, you are poorly, not sloping off to go shopping. If you do not get some good rest, you will have that awful infection back, the one that you were so ill and miserable with a little while ago.

Take vitamin c tablets with Zinc. The zinc helps you absorb the VC.

 

[johneb87]

(I always talk in a breathy, sultry voice unfortunately. It is the curse of the telesales operatives, they spend too long trying to sell me stuff I clearly don't want and get told off by their supervisors.)

Fu-u-ccckkkkkkinggggah Hhhhellllllllll, you are poorly, not sloping off to go shopping. If you do not get some good rest, you will have that awful infection back, the one that you were so ill and miserable with a little while ago.

Take vitamin c tablets with Zinc. The zinc helps you absorb the VC.

Got some vitamin C supplement I'll take before bed.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Don't worry, you're not that bad. You should have seen me the other day with a near hipster/lumberjack facial hair before I took the razor to it.

You mean like how I looked back in spring of this year?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c65/theegoatpig/Pics%20of%20Me/SDC11441_zps15968397.jpg

 

[NaokoSmith]

Got some vitamin C supplement I'll take before bed.

You must take Zinc with it, the Zinc makes sure the Vit C is absorbed. Otherwise you will just pee the C out. (Sorry for that descent into detail!)

You mean like how I looked back in spring of this year?

Mmmmm, sexy cuddly hairiness!

 

[Handley_Page]

Better without the fuzz, I think

 

[sheablue]

You mean like how I looked back in spring of this year?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c65/theegoatpig/Pics%20of%20Me/SDC11441_zps15968397.jpg

I don't know, I kind of like this, if it were trimmed up a bit. Not too many men can grow a proper mustache.