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If I got final fantasy and my fiancee wanted to play could she make s character under me or would she need her own account?

You guys could share an account. You only need one character each and you can make multiple characters.
 
Hmm...decisions decisions

Both DA2 and Final Fantasy will have their frustrations and their rewards.

Sometimes it comes down to whether or not you want to be able to pause. I keep trying to make the game stop and then I realize I can't. "But...phone! Pause! PAUSE!"
 
You are so lucky you aren't in a guild with me Reci. I allow precisely two family members to die in the middle of a raid before you're off the team for being unreliable. I had some punk a few years back who had the audacity to have five dead grandparents. Four of which were female.
 
You are so lucky you aren't in a guild with me Reci. I allow precisely two family members to die in the middle of a raid before you're off the team for being unreliable. I had some punk a few years back who had the audacity to have five dead grandparents. Four of which were female.

Ulaven is pretty merciless. On a MUD we used to play, there'd be an event called a HOG (Hand of God) which means you are practically invincible (not completely invincible) for maybe an hour and you could instant kill stuff and grab as much experience as you could.

Once battle lust is on the guy, he's not slowing down, stopping or even noticing that I am dead, which I was, about five minutes into the HOG. He and the rest of the team just kept on racking it up, never came back for me.

"Guys? I'm dead. GUYS? HEY!"

Under normal circumstances he'll just scrape me off the ground, but my character was a gnome mage and he was a barbarian warrior. Bit of disparity in survivability.
 
I'll rarely leave people behind. Granted it's beause I tend to play squishy wizards and I'm not saving you because I love you, I'm saving you because I need someone to get hit while I nuke things but still. And when I'm not I'm a healer. . .because my friends all insist I have to play the healer so I learn both good habits about not abandoning folks and why the things I do are mean to others.

Oh yeah, when I'm not playing either of those rolls I'm some kind of solo sonofabitch who cares naught for shit. We're not a team, I'm allowing you to slay the same bad guys as me.
 
I'll rarely leave people behind. Granted it's beause I tend to play squishy wizards and I'm not saving you because I love you, I'm saving you because I need someone to get hit while I nuke things but still. And when I'm not I'm a healer. . .because my friends all insist I have to play the healer so I learn both good habits about not abandoning folks and why the things I do are mean to others.

Oh yeah, when I'm not playing either of those rolls I'm some kind of solo sonofabitch who cares naught for shit. We're not a team, I'm allowing you to slay the same bad guys as me.

Ulaven and I were most always together. That was one of our roleplay things. If one of our kids wanted to get married we'd ask if they actually worked well in group with you or were they off getting hit by strange people without you. We were pretty merciless.

No, you do not get our blessing, you soloist. Yeah, I said it. Soloist. Get her five levels and come back and ask again.

Didn't matter, him or her, somebody's going to have to testify that levels together were had.
 
Does it at least make sense in DA2? My hatred of the web in FFXII was that it only vaguely made sense so I couldn't do shit. Half the weapons I had I couldn't use, half the armor I could use I couldn't afford and I didn't even know what the fuck was up with my HP until the end. I felt dirty when I just said fuck it and printed up the strategy guide for that shit and charted out each of my characters with minimal overlap. Originally I kinda had them all on similar routes just branching out, sure they were competing for gear but at least I knew what I was getting.
 
I'll rarely leave people behind. Granted it's beause I tend to play squishy wizards and I'm not saving you because I love you, I'm saving you because I need someone to get hit while I nuke things but still. And when I'm not I'm a healer. . .because my friends all insist I have to play the healer so I learn both good habits about not abandoning folks and why the things I do are mean to others.

Oh yeah, when I'm not playing either of those rolls I'm some kind of solo sonofabitch who cares naught for shit. We're not a team, I'm allowing you to slay the same bad guys as me.

HACK! SLASH!! HACK!! SLASH!!

OMG can we be Fighter and Black Mage from 8-bit theater?
 
I'm sorry, all I heard was "Friendship. I love fighter. Swordchucks. King of Hell."

You missed the part where instead of overcoming my evil at the trials of self I simply teamed up with it and became the baddest motherfucker in existence. If you want friendship I suggest you get some ponies together.
 
You missed the part where instead of overcoming my evil at the trials of self I simply teamed up with it and became the baddest motherfucker in existence. If you want friendship I suggest you get some ponies together.

There was a random pony in my forest yesterday when I took the dogs out. Jealous much?

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Does it at least make sense in DA2? My hatred of the web in FFXII was that it only vaguely made sense so I couldn't do shit. Half the weapons I had I couldn't use, half the armor I could use I couldn't afford and I didn't even know what the fuck was up with my HP until the end. I felt dirty when I just said fuck it and printed up the strategy guide for that shit and charted out each of my characters with minimal overlap. Originally I kinda had them all on similar routes just branching out, sure they were competing for gear but at least I knew what I was getting.

Kind of. Instead of one giant web each class has like 5 small webs. Still dumb as fuck
 
I'm kinda disappointed in my group.

"My gramma is better heal" isn't a good insult or a complete sentence.

I could however say "You clearly drove your prior healer to abandon you and I tried to help, but your gramma needs better genetic material."

That works better.
 
If you said that to me I'd call you a Nerd and conviently forget to protect you from something.
 
He was the height of courage and said it right before ditching the group.

LOL. Okay I might spare him but more likely I'd be the guy who'd spend the next month or so greifing that guy. Dear god I was an ass to this guy in League of Legends. I don't even remember what he did I just know that people would be all, "Sean. . .that was fucked up." Sometimes it was because I could have saved him and didn't other times it was because I should have killed someone more important than him but I decided to slaughter him and. . .okay my team had a legitamit reason to be upset that I focused down their tank instead of the striker and healer. I traded two certain kills and two probable kills for one hard earned kill. But that fucker started dodging me after that.
 
LOL. Okay I might spare him but more likely I'd be the guy who'd spend the next month or so greifing that guy. Dear god I was an ass to this guy in League of Legends. I don't even remember what he did I just know that people would be all, "Sean. . .that was fucked up." Sometimes it was because I could have saved him and didn't other times it was because I should have killed someone more important than him but I decided to slaughter him and. . .okay my team had a legitamit reason to be upset that I focused down their tank instead of the striker and healer. I traded two certain kills and two probable kills for one hard earned kill. But that fucker started dodging me after that.

Sounds about right. I have my usual roleplay way of making people miserable that worked before they merged servers or did cross-realm encounters.

Normally if someone had a dumbass name I would refuse to target them to heal them...and if someone did the l33t speak I'd say I couldn't work out their accent.

I have played support classes for years and I have zero patience for a wizard that draws all the aggro and then blames me for not saving them. So I will let them die and they will go off on me and I will explain agro and then they decide whether or not to listen, but it's usually stompy adolescent insults like the one about gramma. Why you gotta bring gramma into it? She could probably kick your ass if you handed her a keyboard.

The game just exploded because there's one dungeon nobody can get past but you have to try for an hour and a half. I can defuse it if I get into a group early and say we'll be better off if we don't rage all over each other. It was too late for them. Everybody level 30ish is ready to chocobo rage.
 
Chocobo Rage! I love it.

I tend to be patient of L337 speak if I'm in a good mood and it's mostly readible without thinking about it. The moment I have to start cessing out what your saying though we stop playing nice and I get real rude real fast.
 
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