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Why thank you sweetie..... It's one of a kind....
Wow...fantastic photos my dear...and your work of art...a true treasure...hope
your husband knows how lucky a fellow he is .....
riddem cowgirl....
Thank you, TS.....
Wow JustEl--those pictures are all fantastic! You are a beautiful sexy lady my friend!
Thank you, walking....
MMMm....love the lace up top!! very sexy on you!
Thank you gunny....
Thank you, sweetie.....
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You take very beautiful and alluring pictures, EL.
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Why thank you, sweetie.....
Judging from your pics, I would surmise YOU to be the sweet one...sweet one.
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Mmmmmm...... I'm sweet...... just not toooooooooooo sweet.....
I have a high tolerance for sweetness, so long as there is a bit of spice in the recipe as well.
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Hope you like a little dash of Serrrano peppers with your chocolate....
BTW, a rich dark chocolate with them mixed in, is heavenly....
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it is ever astounding, how you, E. with such tastefulness, so sensuously intice and arouse us. with your wonderful person . . . . . fabulous!!
these are paled, yet a gift to you my dear friend . . .
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these are paled, yet a gift to you my dear friend . . .
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblqp2Gx3r1rska6xo1_500.jpg
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Hope you like a little dash of Serrrano peppers with your chocolate....
BTW, a rich dark chocolate with them mixed in, is heavenly....
Im already dark chocolate, my sweet pepper. ...
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Thank you, my dearest sweet crab.....
Oooooooo...... Damn....... Talk bout some hot chocolate that could be made......
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Sorry guys, haven't had time for any new pics..... But I do have a funny story.... It's kinda funny like the movie, A funny thing happened on the way to the forum.... (Mmmmm.... I'm a sucker for old movies...)
Anywho........ Being off from work, I've been working on my list of things to do, as some of you may know.... Which in turn has got every last one of the rooms in my house overhauled in some way or another..... Which brings me to my funny story.... I've been bargain shopping for a dresser, that in all reality I don't need and could do without, but have my mind made up that I'm getting one....
Soooooooo..... while flipping through the pages of Craig's little list of things you really don’t need but gonna get cause you think you do..... I come across this cute little county cottage looking chair which goes no where in my home.... but the ad is so funny I just have to get it cause they have made it out sound like an orphan child..... And to sweeten the pot, it's only 15 bucks.....So I've been watching this ad now for almost a month and no one has bought it....personally I think it was the 15 bucks part for a cottage arm chair that kept everyone away..... Sooooooooo..... I get ahold of the person who is the keeper of this orphaned chair and yesterday we met and with it's little twisted leg and tattered shoulder, we ( as in me and the lady I bought the chair from) load it in the back of my truck..... Now mind you, The Mad Hatter is not a happy camper cause in the first place it does not match any room in my house.... and secondly, the 15 bucks could have been spent much better on a specialty brew in his mind.... and I say to him... Oh stop treating her like a stepchild!!!!
But the kicker is..... Now I'm off for this crappy dresser that now is another thing on my list of things to do, but it will be a fab shabby chic dresser when I've finished with it..... Now The Hatter didn't know I was getting it till I said we need to turn here and he asked WTF for???? which in turn really pisses him off, but I know I'll get it if I want it..... Yeah, Yeah.... I'm spoiled, I know....
So we get to the house with the crappy dresser and low and behold, it too has a twisted leg and wobbles.... LOL.... So I think must be the theme of the day and I buy the thing but at half the price cause of the twisted leg, ya know.... and to make things worse with The Hatter, the girl says.... if you like you can take that "thang" sitting out on the porch too for free..... Now yes that thang it truly crap and really needs to be picked up on Monday by the trash truck... But I think WTF, let's load it to.... By this time, The Hatter is more or less pissed big time cause I now have a whole truck bed full of crap and the orphaned chair has no place to ride......... Me thinking ahead of time..... I put a rope in the truck, cause you never know when you might need it.....
So he ties the chair up on the tailgate of the truck.... And yes I can hear him bitching under his breath the whole time.......... But he ties it anywho and we drive off with my load of crappy furniture in the bed of the truck with the little orphan chair riding on the tailgate, her skirt tail flapping in the wind and I can't help but laugh.....
Now we get, oh bout 3 miles down the road..... AND IT HAPPENS!!!!!!!.......... The little orphan chair falls off the truck and lands perfectly sitting up facing us as we drive down the road as if waving us goodbye..... The Hatter says Shit!!!!! the damn chair fell off and as I turn to look back, I car plows into her and I swear, that little chair went into a million pieces and now is road kill all over 2 lines of road........ I still have no idea how someone can hit a chair in the middle of the road when the car was so far from it before it hit it and had plenty of time to miss it..... I think he was an orphan county cottage chair hater or either texting..... Lol....
I turn to The Hatter and bust out laughing.... so hard I almost peed my shorts.....and say...... See, I told you she knew you was gonna treat her like a stepchild all her life!!!!!
Ya know, maybe I should of just went out of state and spent the big bucks and brought the dresser I found that I really loved and the little orphaned chair would still be alive today.....
Nah..... then I wouldn't of had such a hilarious day for only 15 bucks....
Anywho........ Being off from work, I've been working on my list of things to do, as some of you may know.... Which in turn has got every last one of the rooms in my house overhauled in some way or another..... Which brings me to my funny story.... I've been bargain shopping for a dresser, that in all reality I don't need and could do without, but have my mind made up that I'm getting one....
Soooooooo..... while flipping through the pages of Craig's little list of things you really don’t need but gonna get cause you think you do..... I come across this cute little county cottage looking chair which goes no where in my home.... but the ad is so funny I just have to get it cause they have made it out sound like an orphan child..... And to sweeten the pot, it's only 15 bucks.....So I've been watching this ad now for almost a month and no one has bought it....personally I think it was the 15 bucks part for a cottage arm chair that kept everyone away..... Sooooooooo..... I get ahold of the person who is the keeper of this orphaned chair and yesterday we met and with it's little twisted leg and tattered shoulder, we ( as in me and the lady I bought the chair from) load it in the back of my truck..... Now mind you, The Mad Hatter is not a happy camper cause in the first place it does not match any room in my house.... and secondly, the 15 bucks could have been spent much better on a specialty brew in his mind.... and I say to him... Oh stop treating her like a stepchild!!!!
But the kicker is..... Now I'm off for this crappy dresser that now is another thing on my list of things to do, but it will be a fab shabby chic dresser when I've finished with it..... Now The Hatter didn't know I was getting it till I said we need to turn here and he asked WTF for???? which in turn really pisses him off, but I know I'll get it if I want it..... Yeah, Yeah.... I'm spoiled, I know....
So we get to the house with the crappy dresser and low and behold, it too has a twisted leg and wobbles.... LOL.... So I think must be the theme of the day and I buy the thing but at half the price cause of the twisted leg, ya know.... and to make things worse with The Hatter, the girl says.... if you like you can take that "thang" sitting out on the porch too for free..... Now yes that thang it truly crap and really needs to be picked up on Monday by the trash truck... But I think WTF, let's load it to.... By this time, The Hatter is more or less pissed big time cause I now have a whole truck bed full of crap and the orphaned chair has no place to ride......... Me thinking ahead of time..... I put a rope in the truck, cause you never know when you might need it.....
So he ties the chair up on the tailgate of the truck.... And yes I can hear him bitching under his breath the whole time.......... But he ties it anywho and we drive off with my load of crappy furniture in the bed of the truck with the little orphan chair riding on the tailgate, her skirt tail flapping in the wind and I can't help but laugh.....
Now we get, oh bout 3 miles down the road..... AND IT HAPPENS!!!!!!!.......... The little orphan chair falls off the truck and lands perfectly sitting up facing us as we drive down the road as if waving us goodbye..... The Hatter says Shit!!!!! the damn chair fell off and as I turn to look back, I car plows into her and I swear, that little chair went into a million pieces and now is road kill all over 2 lines of road........ I still have no idea how someone can hit a chair in the middle of the road when the car was so far from it before it hit it and had plenty of time to miss it..... I think he was an orphan county cottage chair hater or either texting..... Lol....
I turn to The Hatter and bust out laughing.... so hard I almost peed my shorts.....and say...... See, I told you she knew you was gonna treat her like a stepchild all her life!!!!!
Ya know, maybe I should of just went out of state and spent the big bucks and brought the dresser I found that I really loved and the little orphaned chair would still be alive today.....
Nah..... then I wouldn't of had such a hilarious day for only 15 bucks....
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Chair today, gone tomorrow
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Lol.... To funny.... I was gonna put a witty "chairish remark.... But part 2 of this tale is much better....
Soooooooo..... This morning The Hatter stops for gas, the clerk counting her money...., he says to her.... It's bad luck to count your money and she replies..... I only have bad luck..... With a giggle she then says its not my money.... And The Hatter says... Bet my luck is worse than yours and tells her the chair story.... He laughs and says while you're at it add 2 of those scratch offs.... He says his goodbye and out to the car he goes.... Once in the car takes a coin and scratches off the first.... Nothing not ever 2 alike... Then he does the other ticket.... And with the last scratch..... Winner....the winnings...... 15 bucks!!!!! Was it luck of the draw or Karma!!!!!! Who knows, but its a story I will chairish for sure!!!!!
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You will be happy to know no geese lost their feathers in vain.... The cushions have been given a new life as my dogs' new fav thing to lounge on.....
Thank ya, sweetie....
A little wettness usually does make things grow....
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"The Task"
A simple one.... Don't swing the pendulum....
Damn that speaks VOLUMES!
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Mmm....what a challenge"The Task"
A simple one.... Don't swing the pendulum....
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Are you? Tied to the bed....my tongue buried between your thighs...lapping deftly...struggling to not shake as the pleasure rips through your sexy body...You game, gunny???
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Mmmmm..... But what if you couldn't use your body parts to entice me???? Then what????
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I would whisper in your ear all the deliciously naughty things I want to do with your incredible body...Mmmmm..... But what if you couldn't use your body parts to entice me???? Then what????
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