Every so often I put on a little "show" here

I know you like being talked to like the dirty fucking whore that you are. A everyone knows you like the attention you get from being a good little slut
 
so whats do you have in the hotel that you could slip in, straw, unsharpend pencil,
what have you used before
 
so whats do you have in the hotel that you could slip in, straw, unsharpend pencil,
what have you used before

In the past I've used lubricated Q-Tips, straws, rubber tubing (I bought that at pet/aquarium store), that part of my sunglasses that goes over my ear, pointy end of a comb, a girlfriend's pinky...
 
Ok. I'm in the bathroom with one leg on the sink (all these years of yoga have really paid off). Let me put the short end in. If I kind of pee it goes in easy.
 
That was easy. I'm sitting at my little desk here, typing with one finger and wiggling the straw. Wait. I might have a better idea. Give me a sec.
 
That was easy. I'm sitting at my little desk here, typing with one finger and wiggling the straw. Wait. I might have a better idea. Give me a sec.

Ok. Check this out. I jammed the long end of that bendy straw into the bottom of this desk's drawer. I'm sitting on two towels so the angle is good. I can wiggle myself and play with myself and the straw moves.
 
This is good now. I'm still typing with one hand, so I apologize for my slow responses. It's in alright.
 
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