Mindfondler's suit strip!

[TheTemptresss]

I'm pretty sure we need to see it in colour now!

 

[Noor]

I wish that my wife would let us put more mirrors in our bedroom. We only have a couple of small ones in there. If I had my way, then we'd have huge ones on all five sides of our bed. But I digress...

A portable mirror?

I certainly wasn't expecting that reaction!
Excellent! My work here is almost done.

So you think you can top that?

It's good to hear that. You did have to wait for rather a long time, after all.

Not really so long, some of us have been on Lit for over a decade and don't have any pictures posted, let alone a nude bed shot

I think I'm comfortable enough as I am, thanks all the same.

You might be even more comfortable tied down

They are satin. If my photos weren't black and white, then you'd be able to see that all of the bed linen has a metallic gold lustre. It's nice and cool on hot summer nights, and also offers minimal friction to satin garments, which makes for some amusing games.

Games like who slides off the bed first?

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what is with the secret "." code?

 

[Mindfondler]

I'm pretty sure we need to see it in colour now!

Unfortunately, I'm only able to afford black-and-white film for my camera.

A portable mirror?

That's an interesting idea! I'll reflect on it.

So you think you can top that?

I think that's a strong possibility. *smirks and wiggles fingers in "evil supervillain" fashion*

Not really so long, some of us have been on Lit for over a decade and don't have any pictures posted, let alone a nude bed shot

That's a shame.

You might be even more comfortable tied down

Oooh... yes please!

Games like who slides off the bed first?

That... and others!

> what is with the secret "." code?
Shhh.... don't let everyone know about it!

 

[talikat]

Unfortunately, I'm only able to afford black-and-white film for my camera.

We'll just have to use our imaginations then.

 

[Mindfondler]

On the audio end of things, I'd love to hear another hot appliance manual reading. Or perhaps you can share your favourite recipe, and talk about how to turn up the heat, grease up a cooking sheet, firmly knead some dough, whip the eggs, and lick the spoon clean.

Second!!

Your wish is my command (eventually!).

I present you with:

Saucy Recipe (click) ​

Please let me know if you enjoy it.
.hi noor.

 

[talikat]

I could listen to you all day, especially hearing you talk about all that kneading and rising.

 

[codex954]

I present you with:

Saucy Recipe (click) ​

Please let me know if you enjoy it.

I may never look at bread the same way again.

I was giggling so hard at all of the innuendo you slipped in there. I thoroughly enjoyed the entire recording, but I think my favourite part was:

"You'll need to let it grow to at least double its original size, maybe 3 times if you're lucky. Just watch what happens. Isn't that amazing?"

I'm pretty useless in a kitchen, but now I have an uncontrollable desire to knead some dough and bake a loaf of bread.

While we're on the topic of food, I would love to hear a recording about how to eat an ice cream cone - you could talk about the first initial licks, taking care to lap up any of the melting ice cream that runs down the cone, before really going at it with one's mouth. Or perhaps you could talk about eating an assortment of fruit, requiring you to palm some melons, nibble on cherries, and slurp the juices from a watermelon. The sky's the limit.

 

[Mindfondler]

I could listen to you all day, especially hearing you talk about all that kneading and rising.

Perhaps I should do a feature about about piston engines.

I may never look at bread the same way again.

Excellent! Fancy a baguette?

I was giggling so hard at all of the innuendo you slipped in there. I thoroughly enjoyed the entire recording, but I think my favourite part was:

"You'll need to let it grow to at least double its original size, maybe 3 times if you're lucky. Just watch what happens. Isn't that amazing?"

Innuendo? That's just what bread dough does, isn't it?

I'm pretty useless in a kitchen, but now I have an uncontrollable desire to knead some dough and bake a loaf of bread.

Do it! Do it!

I'm so glad to have stimulated this sudden interest in cookery.

While we're on the topic of food, I would love to hear a recording about how to eat an ice cream cone - you could talk about the first initial licks, taking care to lap up any of the melting ice cream that runs down the cone, before really going at it with one's mouth.

In order to describe it accurately, I think I'd need to watch someone eating a cone in exactly the way that you describe. Any volunteers?

Or perhaps you could talk about eating an assortment of fruit, requiring you to palm some melons, nibble on cherries, and slurp the juices from a watermelon. The sky's the limit.

I'm surprised that you didn't mention a bananana. They're fun to eat.
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[talikat]

Perhaps I should do a feature about about piston engines.

I would love to hear you say 'piston' plus the rest of the gang, cylinder, spark plug, valves, piston rings, connecting rod, crank and/or drive shaft and sump.

That would be a good time.

 

[Jen2013]

Holy fuck, the tears were well worth it!!

(am I allowed to swear on here??)

I know when I'm beaten! Here I am on the bed, fully nude as promised...

Hope you like it!
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[codex954]

In order to describe it accurately, I think I'd need to watch someone eating a cone in exactly the way that you describe. Any volunteers?

I'm surprised that you didn't mention a bananana. They're fun to eat.

I don't have any ice cream at home (silly me, trying to eat healthy and whatnot), but I have an assortment of fruit and I'm willing to go to town on a popsicle. Will that suffice?
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[Mindfondler]

I would love to hear you say 'piston' plus the rest of the gang, cylinder, spark plug, valves, piston rings, connecting rod, crank and/or drive shaft and sump.

That would be a good time.

Would it be even better if I'm holding a greasy spanner in my hands while I'm saying it?

Happy feelings, the tears were well worth it!!

I'm delighted to hear it!

(am I allowed to swear on here??)

I've fixed it for you above, just in case not.

I don't have any ice cream at home (silly me, trying to eat healthy and whatnot), but I have an assortment of fruit and I'm willing to go to town on a popsicle. Will that suffice?

I think it might more than suffice.
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[talikat]

Would it be even better if I'm holding a greasy spanner in my hands while I'm saying it?

*swoons*

 

[Noor]

Loved the recipe but could you do a gluten free dairy free version, perhaps a nice raspberry sorbet?

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[Jen2013]

I vote for both these of these awesome ideas. One being all soft and wet and the other being all hard and forceful.

While we're on the topic of food, I would love to hear a recording about how to eat an ice cream cone - you could talk about the first initial licks, taking care to lap up any of the melting ice cream that runs down the cone, before really going at it with one's mouth. Or perhaps you could talk about eating an assortment of fruit, requiring you to palm some melons, nibble on cherries, and slurp the juices from a watermelon. The sky's the limit.

I would love to hear you say 'piston' plus the rest of the gang, cylinder, spark plug, valves, piston rings, connecting rod, crank and/or drive shaft and sump.

That would be a good time.

Thank you

I've fixed it for you above, just in case not.

Yes you need to be slippery otherwise too much friction builds up when the pistons rub against the inside of the cylinders.

Would it be even better if I'm holding a greasy spanner in my hands while I'm saying it?

 

[TongueLust]

SEXY! (Next time include the jacket!)

I agree.

 

[TongueLust]

I know when I'm beaten! Here I am on the bed, fully nude as promised...

Hope you like it!
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Nice.

 

[Mindfondler]

Loved the recipe but could you do a gluten free dairy free version, perhaps a nice raspberry sorbet?

I prefer the idea of making a nice firm popsicle moulded into a suitable shape for Codex to give her licking demonstration.

*swoons*

I'll take that as a "yes", then.

I vote for both these of these awesome ideas. One being all soft and wet and the other being all hard and forceful.

Mmm... I hadn't thought about it that way before! I reckon that I could exploit my vocal range to create a good contrast between the two.

Of course, the pistons aren't hard and forceful to begin with. They need to start off slowly and gently before they can build up to a steady pumping motion. I think my vocal dramatisation of the gradual build-up of pace (including an exploration of the effects of full throttle) would be an essential element of an audio feature.

Yes you need to be slippery otherwise too much friction builds up when the pistons rub against the inside of the cylinders.

Oooh... thats a very good reason! Perhaps I'd better grease myself all over just to be on the safe side.

Nice.

Thank you very much!

SEXY! (Next time include the jacket!)

I agree.

As I think I explained in my audio commentary, I only realised after I had packed the camera away that I had forgotten the jacket. It was laid out right next to me and I had intended to hang it over my shoulder in a playful way during the early shots, but somehow I forgot. I'm blaming it on nerves during my first-ever attempt at a public striptease.

Oesday anyoneway elseway owknay igpay atinlay?

 

[TheTemptresss]

Just taken time to listen to the audio! That is fucking EPIC!!!!

 

[Mindfondler]

Just taken time to listen to the audio! That is fucking EPIC!!!!

My saucy recipe? Thanks! It took me quite a lot of effort to produce the script, rehearse and tweak it, and then to record it without fluffing, so I'm glad to hear that it's appreciated!

I haven't yet made any progress on the other ideas for audio features. I've been shopping for a piston engine, but I couldn't find a bargain. Regarding the ice cream/popsicle one, I'm still awaiting inspiration.
.Spot.the.monty.python.reference.

 

[TongueLust]

Thank you very much!



As I think I explained in my audio commentary, I only realised after I had packed the camera away that I had forgotten the jacket. It was laid out right next to me and I had intended to hang it over my shoulder in a playful way during the early shots, but somehow I forgot. I'm blaming it on nerves during my first-ever attempt at a public striptease.

Oesday anyoneway elseway owknay igpay atinlay?

That was fun.

 

[Mindfondler]

That was fun.

Great! Everything that I do here is intended to be fun.

For the benefit of newcomers and people in a rush, I've summarised my entire suit strip into a quick "before/after" animation:



You can even click on it to jump to my full menu of images and the start of the strip sequence.

Hey... be careful where you put that pointer!
.my.hovercraft.is.full.of.eels.

 

[Jen2013]

Admit it. This gif is another bit of mind fondling to give us the uncontrollable urge to remove clothing.
Not fair, not fair...
I haven't yet recovered from you lying naked on your bed!
I may or may not have that one on my PC at work. hehe

 

[Mindfondler]

Admit it. This gif is another bit of mind fondling to give us the uncontrollable urge to remove clothing.
Not fair, not fair...

I hope that you're not suggesting that my GIF animation is intended to implant subliminal suggestions into the minds of unsuspecting Litsters. Perish the thought.

*writes memo to his evil minions: "jen2013 knows too much"*

Having said that, I have no objection if you or others wish to remove some items of clothing, or just to loosen them a bit for your comfort and convenience. No objection at all.

I haven't yet recovered from you lying naked on your bed!
I may or may not have that one on my PC at work. hehe

If it helps you to get through the day at work, and it doesn't distract you too much, then that's fine with me!

Wait... you haven't used it as your desktop theme, have you?

*sends another memo: "proceed with order of mindfondler merchandise: mouse mats, 3D mugs, naked-on-bed themed duvet covers etc."*

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[Noor]

*sends another memo: "proceed with order of mindfondler merchandise: mouse mats, 3D mugs, naked-on-bed themed duvet covers etc."*

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Want!