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Ouch - That had to hurt.

I really cant imagine pulling a groin muscle during sex without cringing.
 
Nina327 said:
Ouch - That had to hurt.

I really cant imagine pulling a groin muscle during sex without cringing.
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Yeah, I wouldn't want to know more about it. It doesn't sound fun. Glad I've never been there. Smirks at Nina.
 
Nina327 said:
:p


I'm glad it was just a phone call!

You were missed round here... Did-ju fly off for winter?
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I was gone much longer than over the winter, actually. I had...well, a ton of personal shit happened, and it generally sucked. I'm back here now and it's nice and comfortable. Raises a thoughtful eyebrow.

So how did someone strain their groin during a phone call, I wonder? Grins at her.

I like the sig, by the way. Definitely suits you.
 
Noon_Shadow said:
I was gone much longer than over the winter, actually. I had...well, a ton of personal shit happened, and it generally sucked. I'm back here now and it's nice and comfortable. Raises a thoughtful eyebrow.

So how did someone strain their groin during a phone call, I wonder? Grins at her.

I like the sig, by the way. Definitely suits you.
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Yes I know you were but I have a horrific sense of time-passage on Lit. Glad things have settled for you though.

-gigggles-
No, no, no, no... I heard about it in a phone call. It happend to a friend of mine, he just happend to call me to ask how to help her out "My balls are killing me and I think my girlfriend just broke her vagina while trying to break my dick." After giggling I told him to go put her in a warm bath with some ibuprofen, offer chocolate, and go jack off. Poor thing.

-curtsies- I really want to do a photo session like that with me, myself, and I... I just need to find a decent kitchen to do so.. :D
 
Nina327 said:
Yes I know you were but I have a horrific sense of time-passage on Lit. Glad things have settled for you though.

-gigggles-
No, no, no, no... I heard about it in a phone call. It happend to a friend of mine, he just happend to call me to ask how to help her out "My balls are killing me and I think my girlfriend just broke her vagina while trying to break my dick." After giggling I told him to go put her in a warm bath with some ibuprofen, offer chocolate, and go jack off. Poor thing.

-curtsies- I really want to do a photo session like that with me, myself, and I... I just need to find a decent kitchen to do so.. :D
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Yeah, that sounds like it was comfortable for absolutely nobody involved. I mean, it makes for a good story as long as you're not one of the involved parties...so good for you at least! Grins.

Oooh, and let me know if you're looking for a photographer!
 
Noon_Shadow said:
Yeah, that sounds like it was comfortable for absolutely nobody involved. I mean, it makes for a good story as long as you're not one of the involved parties...so good for you at least! Grins.

Oooh, and let me know if you're looking for a photographer!
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Yeahhh, no. I think I'll text him at 3 am and ask if his balls are ok. -giggles-


I am! But if I find a kitchen here that means you will have to travel... Otherwise you'll have to wait till I visit Pet in atlanta again.
 
Nina327 said:
Yeahhh, no. I think I'll text him at 3 am and ask if his balls are ok. -giggles-


I am! But if I find a kitchen here that means you will have to travel... Otherwise you'll have to wait till I visit Pet in atlanta again.
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Grins teasingly, and then nods. Well, you know it, it is nice to travel when it's for a good cause. I think this qualifies-it certainly fits in my parameters.

And blue ball is nothing to giggle about. Smirks. He's going to need some painkillers also, most likely.
 
Noon_Shadow said:
Grins teasingly, and then nods. Well, you know it, it is nice to travel when it's for a good cause. I think this qualifies-it certainly fits in my parameters.

And blue ball is nothing to giggle about. Smirks. He's going to need some painkillers also, most likely.
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-giggles- Good to know.. good. to. know.

-makes face- I'll giggle at that all day long. They are not in a any way, shape or form my responsibility. I dont create blueballs I dont intend to torment - er... take care of. -nods-
 
Lt: I hadn't thought about her in weeks and out of the blue I get a text the other day?

FLT: 45 minutes to go and I am already done. Time to go incognegro lol!
 
Nina327 said:
-makes face- I'll giggle at that all day long. They are not in a any way, shape or form my responsibility. I dont create blueballs I dont intend to torment - er... take care of. -nods-
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And this, also, can be filed under "Good to know." chuckles.
 
Firmhanded_Daddy said:
Lt:

Almost caught up with all my threads. That is a good feeling.
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I want that feeling! Every time I try to write shiny squirrels in tutus with glittery hammers start making noise somewhere in my head and scares away my muse.

I should lay traps.
 
Nina327 said:
I want that feeling! Every time I try to write shiny squirrels in tutus with glittery hammers start making noise somewhere in my head and scares away my muse.

I should lay traps.
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Or, maybe, you also just need head. Smirks.

LT: Fuck the lag.
 
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