Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Chaingun]

Hey! I can supply the drinks. I own a bar after all.

I'm interested in your concept of "ownership" in a world where only 5% of the population is still sentient. We have a bar here too...and we stock it with everything we find in other bars as we move about scavenging.

But I'm glad you're here.

Did you find a dormitory room that meets your needs? We have plenty. And there's lots of food and clothing if you wish...but indoors, we tend to go nude except for shoes.

 

[Chaingun]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I seek shelter. If let in I shall defend this refuge with my axe and with a steely determination forged from hacking away at those nasty arse zombies.

What say you people?

Well, usually I invite men to wade right in and begin fighting the zombies since other owners of penises (penii?) make good cannon-fodder.

But you can stay. Plenty of work to do, plenty of food, plenty to drink, and plenty of friends here. Since you're male, I'll warn you as I have warned others: These ladies who are sheltering here owe you nothing. They decide their own fate, just like they did in the world that has moved on.

Anyone who pulls that he-man shit, thinking that this is the Mad Max scenario where women are property or that the ladies owe them something for the protection, will be invited to leave...quickly.

I hope that doesn't insult you and you realize it's not a judgment, but merely a statement of fact.

 

[hopelessmaleromantic]

I understand, I will make sure I treat both men and women with the utmost respect.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

*stalks through the compound looking for a good place to snuggle, and some willing company*

 

[Chaingun]

*stalks through the compound looking for a good place to snuggle, and some willing company*

Oh look!

*looks down in mock surprise*

My lap is empty. Need a good stroking, Kitten?

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Oh look!

*looks down in mock surprise*

My lap is empty. Need a good stroking, Kitten?

*bites back my usual reply and instead climbs happily into Dave's lap* Yes please!!!

 

[Chaingun]

*bites back my usual reply and instead climbs happily into Dave's lap* Yes please!!!

Let's get those ears scratched properly.


There, is that better, Kitten?

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Let's get those ears scratched properly.


There, is that better, Kitten?

Not yet.

But please keep trying!

 

[Chaingun]

LOL, sure is quiet in here tonight.

Everybody seems to be sleeping it off. What "it" is, I have no idea.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

LOL, sure is quiet in here tonight.

Everybody seems to be sleeping it off. What "it" is, I have no idea.

Yeah, little quiet everywhere.

*pulls up blanket a little tighter*

Hope you're well, Dave.

 

[blulilacgrl]

It's too damn quiet. Makes me a little nervous.

 

[Chaingun]

Well, quiet, not quiet...carry a good rifle and an extra magazine, know where your closest cover is, and watch the backs of your friends.

What could go wrong?

 

[blulilacgrl]

Well, quiet, not quiet...carry a good rifle and an extra magazine, know where your closest cover is, and watch the backs of your friends.

What could go wrong?

Famous last words. [laughs]

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I hum a little song to myself as I work. Trip after trip I start shuttling things up to the roof. With the weather the way it's been, I can't think of a single non-undead reason to stay indoors, so as long as there's some zombie-free outdoors to be had, that's where I'll camp for now.

Between the barbecue, the lounging chairs and a small canopy, I think I should be set.

OH! Wait. Need to get the stereo speakers run too.

Daaaaaaaave! Little help? Electronics don't like me. *pout*

 

[Chaingun]

Famous last words. [laughs]

Yikes! You're a pessimist?!?!

 

[Chaingun]

Daaaaaaaave! Little help? Electronics don't like me. *pout*

I'll run some speaker cables up there for you. No problem.

Just don't turn feral living outdoors, ok?

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I'll run some speaker cables up there for you. No problem.

Just don't turn feral living outdoors, ok?

*laughs* No promises. If I do you just have to send someone up to trap and try to re-tame me I guess.

 

[Chaingun]

*laughs* No promises. If I do you just have to send someone up to trap and try to re-tame me I guess.

Wait, you're tame?

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Wait, you're tame?

Yeah... put up a good front sometimes though.

 

[Chaingun]

Yeah... put up a good front sometimes though.

LOL

How are you tonight, Kitten?

 

[Scentofawoman]

Thanks PL1!

Needed backup and you're putting speakers up!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7fyjQdrc1qiv4gqo1_1280.jpg

 

[Scentofawoman]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b5673f40c8b561c0baa36896029e567/tumblr_mk3qtcaaGE1s2wsdzo1_1280.jpg

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

LOL

How are you tonight, Kitten?

I'm okay. A little restless, as usual. Can never really put my finger on what I'm looking for though. *slight frown, head tilted*

How are you?

 

[Chaingun]

I'm okay. A little restless, as usual. Can never really put my finger on what I'm looking for though. *slight frown, head tilted*

How are you?

I'm serviceable. Not completely broken and mending daily. Filling in all the little empty spaces. Putting the pieces back in some semblance of order. Ambulatory. Bipedal even.

The cranium still feels hollow, but the brain my re-start eventually.

 

[Chaingun]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b5673f40c8b561c0baa36896029e567/tumblr_mk3qtcaaGE1s2wsdzo1_1280.jpg

Too much want!