Self-objectification

Status
Not open for further replies.
You're a man of action, aren't you?! Take that sledgehammer that you're so good with and start creating more windows! But, you know, with some forethought.

Or just get over here and bask in the sunbeams with me.

I think I've already pushed the limits of our landlord. His eye got a little twitchy during his last scheduled walk-through of the place when he saw the ceiling light I replaced without telling him beforehand.

so... gimmie your address.
 
Aye, I think that is part of the Pirate Code too!

No wonder we get along so well! :kiss:

Thanks! I've enjoyed your pictures and your writings, but there are only a few threads on this side that I really jump into, and usually it's only people I've been talking to for a while. But, I suppose your sun beams brought me from the shadows.

Sunbeams and blatant invitation. Whatever gets you on to my team! ;)

Oh my. I think I'm more smitten than I am bitten. ;) You can nibble wherever you like, however.

Long distance biting is a skill set I'm still working on perfecting. I'll get there, and when I do, I'm leaving marks. :kiss:

very creative, I love those pictures.
Thank you!
x

No, no, thank you for letting me know you like them! Most appreciated. :)

What an utterly and stunningly gorgeous lady!!

Thank you, that is sweet of you to say. I'm telling you, the lighting helps!
 
loving your work product from home...wishing I was helping you with your work:devil:

You know, I think I could use a hand print or two on this pale skin. Help a girl out?

Here's to telecommuting :D

I'll invite you in on the next conference call, I know how much you'd enjoy listening to me get my way.. ;)

Love the new pictures, pretty lady. :heart:

Thank you! I need to swing by and catch up on yours soon. :kiss:

I think I've already pushed the limits of our landlord. His eye got a little twitchy during his last scheduled walk-through of the place when he saw the ceiling light I replaced without telling him beforehand.

so... gimmie your address.

Twitchy eyes are hard to argue against.

Detailed instructions shall find their way to your inbox.
 
Long distance biting is a skill set I'm still working on perfecting. I'll get there, and when I do, I'm leaving marks. :kiss:

Ah yes, I was so enamored with you I forgot about that pesky distance thing. Fear not! I live in a vibrant city and you'll most certainly want to visit. ;) Now if they can hurry up and invent teleportation pods or ways to touch each other through the internet, we're golden.
 
More like you were "working it" from home. Amiright?

There may have been some booty shaking involved, yes.

Ah yes, I was so enamored with you I forgot about that pesky distance thing. Fear not! I live in a vibrant city and you'll most certainly want to visit. ;) Now if they can hurry up and invent teleportation pods or ways to touch each other through the internet, we're golden.

First thought: If they invent a way for people to touch each other through the internet, my job is going to get ridiculous.
Second thought: If my job gets that ridiculous, I'll never be visiting anyone ever because I'll never be able to leave work.
Third thought: Coffee and breakfast seems like a really good idea right now. You'd be invited to join if, you know, you lived in the vibrant city I call home. ;)

As long as you'll let me kiss and lick it better afterwards.

Welllll if you insist! No need to twist my arm or anything..
 
Gorgeous the light can only reveal that which is already there. Light can not change how beautiful you are!!! Don't ever sell yourself short. You are an amazingly beautiful lady in everyway possible!!! :devil:
 
Gorgeous the light can only reveal that which is already there. Light can not change how beautiful you are!!! Don't ever sell yourself short. You are an amazingly beautiful lady in everyway possible!!! :devil:

Southern charm, indeed. Thank you! I assure you I wasn't trying to minimize your compliment. I shall endeavor to be more gracious in the future. :)

Oh My! Please don't move from that apartment or that position.:D This set of pics is just stunning. Thank you for sharing them with us mmmmm.

MH4u xo
:rose:

Not moving from the apartment is much more feasible than not moving from the position. My apologies! :kiss:

Conference call. The modern version of an orgy no?

I sincerely hope not. 0_o
 
First thought: If they invent a way for people to touch each other through the internet, my job is going to get ridiculous.
Second thought: If my job gets that ridiculous, I'll never be visiting anyone ever because I'll never be able to leave work.
Third thought: Coffee and breakfast seems like a really good idea right now. You'd be invited to join if, you know, you lived in the vibrant city I call home. ;)

Nah. You don't have to touch them. If it means you can touch them through the internet, it also means you can shoot them. ;) Or maybe it'll be some weird virtual sex like in Demolition Man.

Secondly, you can just move in with me and never leave. It'll be our little slice of heaven. :D

And thirdly, I would actually shit my pants if you lived nearby lol. Doesn't seem to common a thing on here, at least that I'm aware of.
 
Agreed. Although its a curious variant

I'm not sure if we're talking about the same thing anymore..

No wonder we get along so well!

We do.....'tis the artist in us!;)

Don't forget our propensity for kayaking! Which we STILL need to do!

Nah. You don't have to touch them. If it means you can touch them through the internet, it also means you can shoot them. ;) Or maybe it'll be some weird virtual sex like in Demolition Man.

Secondly, you can just move in with me and never leave. It'll be our little slice of heaven. :D

And thirdly, I would actually shit my pants if you lived nearby lol. Doesn't seem to common a thing on here, at least that I'm aware of.

Touching.. shooting.. both making my life more difficult. 0_o

Ok, I don't use very much closet space but my books will need their own shelf. Deal?

I think I had that effect on someone last night, on the same topic. Might as well repeat the process this morning! But not literally, I imagine that would be uncomfortable.
 
Touching.. shooting.. both making my life more difficult. 0_o

Ok, I don't use very much closet space but my books will need their own shelf. Deal?

I think I had that effect on someone last night, on the same topic. Might as well repeat the process this morning! But not literally, I imagine that would be uncomfortable.

Haha. What about the other kind of shooting? You looked like you enjoyed it. ;)

Ha, I think I can deal with that. My friend is some kind of super reader too.

How about we stop skirting around the issue and arrange a meeting? That way we can get coffee, among other things. Ever had public sex in a coffee shop? Are you willing to get arrested for it? No!? Good, neither am I.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top