The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

And you get a horde of pink Minks.


I put in the last of the panty hose...

but there's mud in the end of the hose.



I put in a large Dam

 

[NekoParks]

but there's mud in the end of the hose.



I put in a large Dam

and you get a colony of beavers.

I put in a coalition of cheetahs...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a colony of beavers.

I put in a coalition of cheetahs...

and they all fail the exam anyway.

I put in a multiple-choice exam with multiple correct answers...

 

[Saxon_Hart]

and they all fail the exam anyway.

I put in a multiple-choice exam with multiple correct answers...

And the future fast food worker still manages only 40%.



I put in a rite of passage.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And the future fast food worker still manages only 40%.



I put in a rite of passage.

and you get stuck in the limnal state.

I put in a sublime moment...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get stuck in the limnal state.

I put in a sublime moment...

Quite ruined, however, by some very noisy pop music.



I put in a very large telescope.

[ Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart
And the future fast food worker still manages only 40%.

As much as that ? ]

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Quite ruined, however, by some very noisy pop music.



I put in a very large telescope.

[ Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart
And the future fast food worker still manages only 40%.

As much as that ? ]

and the universe suddenly seems much smaller.

I put in the speed of light squared...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the universe suddenly seems much smaller.

I put in the speed of light squared...

but it gives a substantial discount for quantity.



I put in a large mass.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but it gives a substantial discount for quantity.



I put in a large mass.

and it's celebrated by the Archbishop of Canterbury.

I put in a Papal Enclave ...

 

[Handley_Page]

and it's celebrated by the Archbishop of Canterbury.

I put in a Papal Enclave ...

but all you see is purple smoke.



I put in a large mirror

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but all you see is purple smoke.



I put in a large mirror

and objects are closer than they appear.

I put in a precision reflectometer...

 

[Handley_Page]

and objects are closer than they appear.

I put in a precision reflectometer...

but it's spoiled by solar back-scatter.
[ I'm trying to make one for RF ]



I put in a transmission line

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but it's spoiled by solar back-scatter.
[ I'm trying to make one for RF ]



I put in a transmission line

and you get a sin of omission.

I put in one unwritten thank-you note...

 

[Saxon_Hart]

and you get a sin of omission.

I put in one unwritten thank-you note...

And you get a debt of ingratitude.


I put in three horny debutantes.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a debt of ingratitude.


I put in three horny debutantes.

and you get one hell of a ball.

I put in a witches' sabbath...

 

[Saxon_Hart]

and you get one hell of a ball.

I put in a witches' sabbath...

And Ozzy bites the witches' cats.


I put in a G-string.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And Ozzy bites the witches' cats.


I put in a G-string.

and you take the air. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFdTiqUT1sQ

I put in a quartet in string bikinis...

 

[Saxon_Hart]

and you take the air. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFdTiqUT1sQ

I put in a quartet in string bikinis...

And the EMT's work for hours to clear the heart attack victims from the hall.



I put in five topless belly dancers.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And the EMT's work for hours to clear the heart attack victims from the hall.



I put in five topless belly dancers.

and the sudience is very confused about the topless bellies.

I put in les danseuses nue...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the sudience is very confused about the topless bellies.

I put in les danseuses nue...

But they're all under-age and get banned



I put in a pint mug.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

But they're all under-age and get banned



I put in a pint mug.

But you forgot to fill the fucking thing!!!

I put in The Grateful Dead

 

[Saxon_Hart]

But they're all under-age and get banned



I put in a pint mug.

But you forgot to fill the fucking thing!!!

I put in The Grateful Dead.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But you forgot to fill the fucking thing!!!

I put in The Grateful Dead.

and you get stuffed into a pinata for the Dios de los Muertes party.

I put in a cemetery at a crossroads...

 

[Saxon_Hart]

and you get stuffed into a pinata for the Dios de los Muertes party.

I put in a cemetery at a crossroads...

And ten guys line up yo sell their soul only to find the Devil didn't set his clock ahead....



I put in a large can of spam.

 

[slyc_willie]

And ten guys line up yo sell their soul only to find the Devil didn't set his clock ahead....



I put in a large can of spam.

And you get back ten unfavorable comments on your next story.

I put in a box of Junior Mints.