Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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"I'm sorry, Ella!! I'm out here I'm just not dancing tonight."

I look down the hall towards the bathroom and see where the girls and Dave are getting water EVERYWHERE in hall way. I go look for a mop and some towels so nobody slips and bruises their naked asses....:rolleyes:

Hey now, that's not needed. Have fun. We can clean things tomorrow, ok?
 
"Fuck this... I'm not cleaning this soapy mess up," I say as I proceed to just throw towels down for traction.

"Crazy..." I mumble. "I'm going start throwing some pillows and blankets in the corner over there for the puppy pile. I think I'm just going to sit down over there and watch tonight. Y'all are something else..."

LOL
 
oh! booze and dancing and naked peoples! I like this place already! I do feel the urge to shake my hips....
 
Hey now, that's not needed. Have fun. We can clean things tomorrow, ok?

It's water...you placed drains strategically all over in here, didn't you? Cleaning is overrated in a post apocalyptic world....

*Looks for the Flashdance soundtrack to re-enact the "bucket of water dropping from the ceiling all over me" dance....
 
"Fuck this... I'm not cleaning this soapy mess up," I say as I proceed to just throw towels down for traction.

"Crazy..." I mumble. "I'm going start throwing some pillows and blankets in the corner over there for the puppy pile. I think I'm just going to sit down over there and watch tonight. Y'all are something else..."

LOL

Oh, no you don't. I'm all soapy and wet and...floppy...now. Come dance with Ella and me. I'm a little drunked up so just go with it, Sweetie.
 
oh! booze and dancing and naked peoples! I like this place already! I do feel the urge to shake my hips....

Come on! Dance with us.

And we stay nekkid in the bunker so that you can't hide infectious bites. Plus it's a lot more fun.
 
Soapy?....and wet?

Floppy, you say?

Where I come from we have a remedy for that and it doesn't have anything to do with elderberries...:devil:
 
dancing in the shower, even with all those towels laid out sounds mighty slippery to me...i'm liking that pile of pillows...
 
ooh now there's a thought!

I'll set the music player on random and switch on the speakers in that area.



And whomever is stacking stuff in front of Whip's door, pleas stop. Anyone that is annoying her has to answer to me. I may have to keep an eye on y'all a lot more.
 
I walk out of my dorm after waking up to all of the laughter and playing, and head to the showers. Okay I'm ready to get my back washed. I utter letting my towel drop.
 
Ha, I bet you are interested..I don't know though. How much have you had to drink, even my magic won't work on the condition we affectionately call "whiskey dick"
 
*catches his wrist*

I'm sleeping with you tonight.

* smacks his butt, then heads off to break down and clean my rifle*

Yes, Ma'am. It'll be my pleasure to stand watch for you tonight. Safe, sound, protected...yeah, all that for you.
 
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