Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

"Pepsi, please. "



"Thanks RA. She looks like one I made in another time for someone else." Soft smile. "It did take me ages to remember how to make the shapes I needed to finish her, but I like her. Now I just need to figure out a name for her.

"Do you think Sweets will mind if I borrow a daisy for her hair?"

Shots 4&5 go down faster than the first three..and I start to look at Dave. He's kinda cute, in a an inexplicable way, and the femented agave is making me all warm a fuzzy. I'm staring a little too long at everything swinging over in his direction while he tries to line dance by himself..

I shake my head and look towards Little1.

"I think... you should name... your dolly..... 'Punkin''. What do you think?"

I note my brain has started to slow my speech down a tad. I decide to throw caution to the wind and I quickly run down the bar, downing the last five shots one right after the other.

Everyone just looks at me and wonders if the tequila is going to stay where I've put it...*burp*

"I had...*hiccup*...a very nice....*hiccup*..ride today on the *bbbrrrrruuuaaaapp* pony..."

 

[Chaingun]

Sweetness sent me this...

https://s-media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/upload/52495151877180080_seHr9l5R_b.jpg


LOL

 

[Chaingun]

Shots 4&5 go down faster than the first three..and I start to look at Dave. He's kinda cute, in a an inexplicable way, and the femented agave is making me all warm a fuzzy. I'm staring a little too long at everything swinging over in his direction while he tries to line dance by himself..

I shake my head and look towards Little1.

"I think... you should name... your dolly..... 'Punkin''. What do you think?"

I note my brain has started to slow my speech down a tad. I decide to throw caution to the wind and I quickly run down the bar, downing the last five shots one right after the other.

Everyone just looks at me and wonders if the tequila is going to stay where I've put it...*burp*

"I had...*hiccup*...a very nice....*hiccup*..ride today on the *bbbrrrrruuuaaaapp* pony..."

You're definitely drunk if you think I'm cute. I'm physically replulsive, Sweetie.

But I'll drink with you.

*Sets up two more five ounce glasses and fills them with Patron. Tosses them back.*

That's twenty for me and let's see...two hunnerd and forty freeeee."

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

You're definitely drunk if you think I'm cute. I'm physically replulsive, Sweetie.

Trying very hard to keep my eyes from rolling so hard that I detach a retina.

I suppose someone should keep an eye on these two tonight...

 

[Chaingun]

I suppose someone should keep an eye on these two tonight...

Whatchooo talkin' 'bout....?

*Falls on floor*

 

[Chaingun]

Well ... I have three left feet when it comes to dancing ... but if I have three last chances, I am game ;-)

You should see me go!

I can lead a lady right into every obstruction on the dance floor AND step on your feet. Perhaps you and I should stick to the slow dances. Although I do get a crick in my neck from tilting my head sideways to avoid smashing the brim of a lady's hat with the brim of mine.

But it's worth it.

 

[TongueLust]

Goodness, I haven't made a Pink Lady in ages. Thank you for challenging my memory.


There you go, a Pink Lady for the lady.

Thank you sweetness.

 

[DappleDoxie]

Although I do get a crick in my neck from tilting my head sideways to avoid smashing the brim of a lady's hat with the brim of mine.

But it's worth it.

No crick here ... a Southern Lady wears no hat indoors, Sugar

Now about these Hornswagglers and Wangdoodles - Should I be on the lookout for little orange men?

 

[Chaingun]

No crick here ... a Southern Lady wears no hat indoors, Sugar

Yeah, but when you're in a bar, where do you put down your hat and think you'll see it again?

Now about these Hornswagglers and Wangdoodles - Should I be on the lookout for little orange men?

Just the zombies. The Oompa Loompas didn't come live here. But you did.

 

[Chaingun]

Thank you sweetness.

My pleasure.

The bar I used to work in wouldn't keep eggs handy for me. So if someone ordered a classic cocktail that called for it, I had to walk to the kitchen just to get an egg. Damn that was annoying.

 

[Chaingun]

By the way there, Ma'am, forty one more posts and you get an avatar. I bet you could make thirty of them in this thread...





...tonight.

Tell us about the ranch you used to work on before the world went to hell.

 

[DappleDoxie]

Yeah, but when you're in a bar, where do you put down your hat and think you'll see it again?

The hat holder in the truck, if I bring it at all, Sugar ... when a Southern Lady goes Out, it is all about the hair. Hats are hard on the curls.

aaawww

 

[TongueLust]

My pleasure.

The bar I used to work in wouldn't keep eggs handy for me. So if someone ordered a classic cocktail that called for it, I had to walk to the kitchen just to get an egg. Damn that was annoying.

I would have tipped you nicely.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

You're definitely drunk if you think I'm cute. I'm physically replulsive, Sweetie.

But I'll drink with you.

*Sets up two more five ounce glasses and fills them with Patron. Tosses them back.*

That's twenty for me and let's see...two hunnerd and forty freeeee."

Oh, well then..that must have been what I meant by "inexplicable"....* and recalls vaguely a little admonition she received earlier in the week*

Trying very hard to keep my eyes from rolling so hard that I detach a retina.

I suppose someone should keep an eye on these two tonight...

"Nope.. no need to keep and eye on me, lovely one..*hiccup*....you're kinda cute yourself.."

* leans is real close to Little1 and closes one eye to focus because that's what RA does when she's drunk*

"C'mere...shhhh! Don't tell anyone, but the pony had a good time today...*hiccup*."

 

[Chaingun]

The hat holder in the truck, if I bring it at all, Sugar ... when a Southern Lady goes Out, it is all about the hair. Hats are hard on the curls.

aaawww

Here in Florida, they keep them on since they want us to see their hats.

I knew for a fact when I was younger, that the ladies had an issue with men's hats. IF they were interested in a guy and thought he was good looking in his hat, they had to be careful since they were afraid of being disappointed that the dude would be bald. I know that they used to whisper about the bald guys, sharing that secret before tipping their hands and many prematurely bald dudes were hiding it with a hat.

So, if I saw a lady looking at me out of the corner of my eye, I'd take the hat off to adjust it or wipe out the hatband with my handkerchief since it would tend to get sweaty in a hot club after dancing...and look right at them while doing it. I thought it was funny to catch them looking at my full head of hair.

At 46, still got it all. And it's still black. Not much gray...yet. But it's coming.

 

[Chaingun]

I would have tipped you nicely.

Your drinks might have been on the house.

 

[Chaingun]

"....* and recalls vaguely a little admonition she received earlier in the week*

Do as I say, Dear, not as I do.

 

[TongueLust]

Your drinks might have been on the house.

They would have been on something.

 

[Chaingun]

They would have been on something.

Giggity!

 

[Roxanne_Smith69]

Hey Dave -- can you pour one of whatever your pouring for me?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I walk over to TL and throw my arm around her. I pick her up and swing her around.

"HOOOOOOLLLLAAAA Mamasita!!! Cómo va? Yo?, estoy poquita borracha..*hiccup*..Venga aquÍ, mami...shhhh.. Tengo secreto sshhshshshshh..Te dijo si me prometas que no repites a nadie...'

Prométeme...

Ok...

uh oh...se me olvidó...*hiccup*

Okie dokie.. *kisses everybody at the bar*

"I think I've had enough. If anyone would like to escort me back to my dorm room.... I may turn in early tonight..."

 

[Chaingun]

Hey Dave -- can you pour one of whatever your pouring for me?

For you, My Friend, I have a Strawberry Daiquiri. You're going to love it. The strawberries are fresh!

 

[Roxanne_Smith69]

I walk over to TL and throw my arm around her. I pick her up and swing her around.

"HOOOOOOLLLLAAAA Mamasita!!! Cómo va? Yo?, estoy poquita borracha..*hiccup*..Venga aquÍ, mami...shhhh.. Tengo secreto sshhshshshshh..Te dijo si me prometas que no repites a nadie...'

Prométeme...

Ok...

uh oh...se me olvidó...*hiccup*

Okie dokie.. *kisses everybody at the bar*

"I think I've had enough. If anyone would like to escort me back to my dorm room.... I may turn in early tonight..."

*throws an arm around RA to help steady her*

I'd be happy to escort you!

 

[Roxanne_Smith69]

For you, My Friend, I have a Strawberry Daiquiri. You're going to love it. The strawberries are fresh!

Sounds luscious. Strawberries are yummy.

I'm just going to help RA off to bed...but I'll be back ok?

 

[Chaingun]

Sounds luscious. Strawberries are yummy.

I'm just going to help RA off to bed...but I'll be back ok?

Hurry, I turn into a pumpkin at 11. It's a school night.

Gotta get up early and start bringing in the hay for the cows.