The Last Thing You Thought...

[Nina327]

I would love to, but it turns out I have anything to do.

-snickers-


Sure sure.... Datebooks full and all that jazz.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

-snickers-


Sure sure.... Datebooks full and all that jazz.

Exactly, yes. This tonight, that tomorrow, that other thing the day after... there is simply no time I am free for such things.

 

[Nina327]

Exactly, yes. This tonight, that tomorrow, that other thing the day after... there is simply no time I am free for such things.

Oy, you're the type that has to almost die before you see a doctor, arnt you?

 

[DarkWarrioress]

ya but...you could have it every day? and by much warmer and nicer things *snickering and tickles her before vanishing into the RW*

*squirms*

I figured, but.. they use plexiglass?


I don't know much about mammograms, except that there's some controversy over how much help they really are. But it's not like I've ever had to have one.

I call it plexiglass but I'm betting it's a very dense plastic plate.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Oy, you're the type that has to almost die before you see a doctor, arnt you?

Actually, no. My mom is an ER nurse, so I grew up around hospitals and such. I have zero issues going to a doctor if I need to.

 

[Nina327]

Actually, no. My mom is an ER nurse, so I grew up around hospitals and such. I have zero issues going to a doctor if I need to.

ahh.. bonus points to you then...

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I call it plexiglass but I'm betting it's a very dense plastic plate.

I've seen the women standing up next to the machine, and I know there's squeezing involved, but I didn't know there was plexiglass or anything like that involved.


Just my ignorance on display.



Seems Santa is having a good night.

 

[palemoon2035]

That post is done and up. Best I have written in awhile if I do say so myself.

Oh, David Lee Roth, what happened?

ETA: Can't jump like that anymore, can ya?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

ahh.. bonus points to you then...

Yay!


I'm saving up my points for later.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

I've seen the women standing up next to the machine, and I know there's squeezing involved, but I didn't know there was plexiglass or anything like that involved.


Just my ignorance on display.



Seems Santa is having a good night.

Yep, you stand perpendicular to the machine, they lift your boob onto a surface and squish it with a plastic plate. The bigger the boob the more squishing is done. Fecking hurts.

 

[Nina327]

Yay!


I'm saving up my points for later.

That sounds nearly threatening.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Yep, you stand perpendicular to the machine, they lift your boob onto a surface and squish it with a plastic plate. The bigger the boob the more squishing is done. Fecking hurts.

Interesting.

And how much squishing do you get?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

That sounds nearly threatening.

Not threatening, really. Foreshadowing, maybe?

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Breast squeezing proven to stop cancer!

Soo uhh, who wants to be first in line for treatment? *cracks knuckles and gets a bottle of hot body lotion ready*

I know we're past this and all, but darling Logan, sometimes you need a cold shower before you post.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Interesting.

And how much squishing do you get?

A great deal, they're Ds.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

A great deal, they're Ds.

Haha! I didn't remotely expect an actual answer from you.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Haha! I didn't remotely expect an actual answer from you.

*smirk*

Teach you.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

*smirk*

Teach you.

Nah... probably not.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Nah... probably not.

Yeah. You're probably right.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Yeah. You're probably right.

But hey! Learned something new about you today.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

But hey! Learned something new about you today.

*facepalms*

Scutt... I swear...

*just covers her eyes and shakes her head*

 

[Annisthyrienne]

And if you belong to the IBTC they tell you to stand closer to the machine.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

And if you belong to the IBTC they tell you to stand closer to the machine.

Huh. That does raise an interesting question. How do they do the smooshing if you don't have much to be smooshy with?

 

[Cheska]

Yes, go plunge that clogged Toilet!
Not like two other people spent two hours doing the same thing and decided the problem was outside.

 

[Cheska]

Huh. That does raise an interesting question. How do they do the smooshing if you don't have much to be smooshy with?

Butt smooshing?