The Last Thing You Thought...

[Nina327]

*giggles*

I should expand.

I find it boring with the average male.

They only know two speeds...jack rabbit and *let's do it to the rhythm of the music in my head*

They only have two strokes...super deep so that your womb fucking aches or barely felt cuz they are worried they might come too soon.

Only decent fuck I get is if I ride...

THAT gets old...is why i choose not to indulge.

I find it far less boring with the average female...

long as i am the one running the fuck.

Cuz really...I KNOW the proper way to fuck you...so just lay back and let me do it, okay?

OH dear christ. You really....

-pokes tit-

Ever thought of directing the fuck when its attached to a penis.

Gah. Sex is too fun to stay bored.

Open that lovely think you lick with...

tell him alllllll of that. then explain, after his ego is done being a pussy, that its not a performace. Its not a test. He can either figure out how to fuck YOU correctly OR take direction. Any way you look at it. Fucking is too much fun to allow that bullshit.

I dotn care who my partner is, if they are unwilling to explore, play, TRY and/or are unwilling to hear what I like and then do it. I'm kinda, way, way done.

Its simple, they can take that fucking ego and shove it up thier ass or actualy participate.


Then again. If I'm getting off I'm happy, unless i'm hunting for cum. Then my partner is totaly screwed and might as well make out a will.

Hmmm... females.... they whimper too... isgnvoergdbx,enafv;ne

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*snickergrin*

One of these days, SS.
It is so gonna be me and you and a length of rope.
*nods*

 

[Nina327]

And creating the puddles to splash in, of course.

-nods nods nods nods nods-

I've got a spare shower curtain if you want it...

-giggles-

Oh.. dear girl. I'd love to tear down your shower curtain.

The reference: Cumming so much you should really tear down the shower curtain because the puddles created will ruin furniture.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

OH dear christ. You really....

-pokes tit-

Ever thought of directing the fuck when its attached to a penis.

Gah. Sex is too fun to stay bored.

Open that lovely think you lick with...

tell him alllllll of that. then explain, after his ego is done being a pussy, that its not a performace. Its not a test. He can either figure out how to fuck YOU correctly OR take direction. Any way you look at it. Fucking is too much fun to allow that bullshit.

I dotn care who my partner is, if they are unwilling to explore, play, TRY and/or are unwilling to hear what I like and then do it. I'm kinda, way, way done.

Its simple, they can take that fucking ego and shove it up thier ass or actualy participate.


Then again. If I'm getting off I'm happy, unless i'm hunting for cum. Then my partner is totaly screwed and might as well make out a will.

Hmmm... females.... they whimper too... isgnvoergdbx,enafv;ne

Tis why I specified average, Kitty.

The rest I need not say here..

*winks*

I get off when the wind blows.

I'm easy.

SO anyone who can plow a furrow will do...

*thinks about this*

THAT is really sad...

*giggling my ass off*

 

[marauder13]

One of these days, SS.
It is so gonna be me and you and a length of rope.
*nods*

"It's been so long I've forgotten who gets tied up." - Martin Blank Gross Pointe Blank

 

[VampiricTouch]

Sees the shocked face.
Grins.

No worries, pretty. I told you we have nothing but time.

I think that's what alarms me. I don't think I'll be coherent by the end of it all....

 

[marauder13]

Tis why I specified average, Kitty.

The rest I need not say here..

*winks*

I get off when the wind blows.

I'm easy.

SO anyone who can plow a furrow will do...

*thinks about this*

THAT is really sad...

*giggling my ass off*

Thinks about a woman who gets off easy... getting her to get off... again, and again and again....

What's sad about that??

 

[VampiricTouch]

-nods nods nods nods nods-

-giggles-

Oh.. dear girl. I'd love to tear down your shower curtain.

The reference: Cumming so much you should really tear down the shower curtain because the puddles created will ruin furniture.

I... see... I didn't realize the reference. Thank you.

puts her shower curtain away, hiding the flush on her face.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

"It's been so long I've forgotten who gets tied up." - Martin Blank Gross Pointe Blank

*giggles and pounces a patient male*

I think that's what alarms me. I don't think I'll be coherent by the end of it all....

Do not be alarmed.

Leans in and whispers

All you have to do is say...stop.

I will. Promise...

Now whether or not you will actually be able to form that word in your head and expel it from your mouth?

I am not sure...but let's give it a go, shall we?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I think that's what alarms me. I don't think I'll be coherent by the end of it all....

Isn't that the idea?

 

[zydrate]

"It's been so long I've forgotten who gets tied up." - Martin Blank Gross Pointe Blank

I loves that movies

loves its

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Was that a yes, FD??

*looks interested*

Or were you offering to be my....

lolli....

All of the above?

Chokes on her tea, at the idea of FD dolled up in lace with a lolli skirt and hat

-blinks at her. Gives her a look like she has just sprouted an extra head-

LT:

Christ I need to stop reading this thread.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Thinks about a woman who gets off easy... getting her to get off... again, and again and again....

What's sad about that??

I tried to count once...

I lost it after 47, I think...

I passed out not long after 50...

was a good hour and a half, well spent.

*blinks*

 

[Nina327]

Tis why I specified average, Kitty.

The rest I need not say here..

*winks*

I get off when the wind blows.

I'm easy.

SO anyone who can plow a furrow will do...

*thinks about this*

THAT is really sad...

*giggling my ass off*

WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING PLAYING WITH ANYTHING "AVERAGE"?

-shivers-

ohhhhhh..... Now I just want to run my nose on your skin. all of it. Nothing more, nothing less.





fuck.

um... -clears throat-
Yes well, when i'm with the right person or persons or by myself I'm like that too.
That's the whole problem with dealing with boring lovers that arnt willing to try or listen.

Its like having a tommy gun.

Who the fuck doesnt want to fire one of those for hours on end?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

All of the above?



-blinks at her. Gives her a look like she has just sprouted an extra head-

LT:

Christ I need to stop reading this thread.

Sweet...

just say when....

*also*

*hysterical giggling at his last thought*

 

[marauder13]

LT:

Christ I need to stop reading this thread.

I believe there is a group to help people with that, kinda like AA.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I tried to count once...

I lost it after 47, I think...

I passed out not long after 50...

was a good hour and a half, well spent.

*blinks*

Fuck. Me.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING PLAYING WITH ANYTHING "AVERAGE"?

-shivers-

ohhhhhh..... Now I just want to run my nose on your skin. all of it. Nothing more, nothing less.





fuck.

um... -clears throat-
Yes well, when i'm with the right person or persons or by myself I'm like that too.
That's the whole problem with dealing with boring lovers that arnt willing to try or listen.

Its like having a tommy gun.

Who the fuck doesnt want to fire one of those for hours on end?

I swear you make me giggle and clap my hands with your awesomeness.
I wake people UP...

and that isn't good...

*grins*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Fuck. Me.

NOW?

SWEET!

smiles happily

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Fuck. Me.

Luna: 1. SB: 0

When he's down to just those two words, you know you've won the round.

 

[Nina327]

I... see... I didn't realize the reference. Thank you.

puts her shower curtain away, hiding the flush on her face.

I tried to count once...

I lost it after 47, I think...

I passed out not long after 50...

was a good hour and a half, well spent.

*blinks*

Oh... I yes... yum..

that... and cumming for 14 hours.

Mentaly impossible to keep counting when your mind keeps going blank.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Luna: 1. SB: 0

When he's down to just those two words, you know you've won the round.

47? She just won life.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Luna: 1. SB: 0

When he's down to just those two words, you know you've won the round.

*takes a bow*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

NOW?

SWEET!

smiles happily

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

 

[zTraveler]

Been at it long enough today. Time to start that new book and get some sleep.

Good night Lit Listers