Who's more attractive - blobfish or VaticanAssassin?

[blobfish]

Now why would I bite them off? Then they wouldn't be there to suffer through all the future torture I have planned for them, silly fish.

You should play some Huey Lewis for them. There is no greater torture known to nipplekind.

 

[blobfish]

When's the poll end and when is the cock shot ready for viewing?

Tonight.

I'm rallying! Thanks, AG!

 

[thelovingsadist]

You should play some Huey Lewis for them. There is no greater torture known to nipplekind.

I'm sure I could find things worse then Huey Lewis. Like using needles while forcing them to watch Barney.

 

[blobfish]

I'm sure I could find things worse then Huey Lewis. Like using needles while forcing them to watch Barney.

Or John Mellencamp.

 

[thelovingsadist]

Or Martha Stuart.

 

[blobfish]

Or Martha Stuart.

I'd rather watch a continuous feed of live action scrapbooking than listen to Jack & Diane.

 

[thelovingsadist]

Twilight it is, then.

 

[blobfish]

Twilight it is, then.

Still better than Hurts So Good.

Face it, unless you're driving bamboo spikes under my fingernails, it'll be better than Mellencamp.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Stop talking to yourself

 

[thelovingsadist]

Still better than Hurts So Good.

Face it, unless you're driving bamboo spikes under my fingernails, it'll be better than Mellencamp.

Bamboo spikes are an option.

 

[Busybody]

that was mean for no reason!

 

[blobfish]

Stop talking to yourself

Thelovingsadist joined almost two years before me!

 

[blobfish]

Bamboo spikes are an option.

Only dolf gets to do that. Sorry. :/

 

[thelovingsadist]

Only dolf gets to do that. Sorry. :/

lol

Damn. I'll think of something!

 

[blobfish]

lol

Damn. I'll think of something!

John Cougar Nippleclamps.

 

[Image]

you can't expect everyone to fancy that barney rubble thing can you? that'd be very odd.

Heh... Barney Rubble thing

 

[blobfish]

Who wouldn't want this on top of them:

http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o582/taterfishy/9B3D98E2-B048-4466-ABC3-441A86CE9615-18724-00001641A5E2C878.jpg

WHO???

 

[thelovingsadist]

John Cougar Nippleclamps.

Fine, fine. If you want to listen to all these bad songs so much, I'll make a playlist of every artist you've mentioned and put it on loop.

 

[blobfish]

Fine, fine. If you want to listen to all these bad songs so much, I'll make a playlist of every artist you've mentioned and put it on loop.

Calling Mellencamp an artist is like calling bin Laden a freedom fighter. If only Seal Team 6 could have taken them both out.

 

[thelovingsadist]

We'll call them "the bad people" then.

The kind of "artists" that make nails on a chalk board sound good.

 

[lovecraft68]

i don't see his posts. he's too stupid and too racist and too loud so he went on ignore a long time ago. he doesn't like it that he gets no reaction.



aw, shame. still, change is what life's all about. hope you still find your happies.

Yup, now I write porn!

 

[lovecraft68]

Who wouldn't want this on top of them:

http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o582/taterfishy/9B3D98E2-B048-4466-ABC3-441A86CE9615-18724-00001641A5E2C878.jpg

WHO???

Meh, you're too clean cut, you look very young. Get some tats.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Meh, you're too clean cut, you look very young. Get some tats.

Hey LC. Got my vote.

 

[blobfish]

Meh, you're too clean cut, you look very young. Get some tats.

I have a whale on my crotch.

I don't have any tattoos, though.

 

[lovecraft68]

I have a whale on my crotch.

I don't have any tattoos, though.

I won't say it!

I won't go there!

I....

Is it Moby Dick?

Damn! I said it!