My stepfather

[Mike_Yates]

My stepfather is the laziest and most self-destructive person I've ever seen in my life.

He is 60 years old and he has been chain-smoking several packs of cigarettes every single day since he was 18. He is also 300lbs and does nothing but lay on the couch all day, watch television, and smoke cigarettes.

He is digging his own grave with this lifetsyle. I've tried telling him that he could die if he doesn't change his ways, but he doesn't seem to care.

 

[ChinaBandit]

I bet the bastard never did anything of value with you as a child. He's one of the reasons things are the way they are today. Sneak laxative into his food. He deserves to be fucked with!

 

[Mike_Yates]

I bet the bastard never did anything of value with you as a child. He's one of the reasons things are the way they are today. Sneak laxative into his food. He deserves to be fucked with!

My mother remarried when I was 14 years old. I've known him for a little over 10 years now...

He is no different than my deadbeat biological father. The only difference is that he had a successful career as a lawyer.

 

[ChinaBandit]

Yeah. I've heard that a lot of successful attorneys decide to become obese and sit in their recliner's until a medical emergency requires hospitalization. Quite common...

 

[removed020613]

So Mike, other than stalk and graphically harass people on the internet, what do you do for a living? Do you have a job? Are you a student?

Let's hear less about your dysfunctional family and more about yourself...

 

[Mike_Yates]

Yeah. I've heard that a lot of successful attorneys decide to become obese and sit in their recliner's until a medical emergency requires hospitalization. Quite common...

There are very successful and prominent people who succumb to the temptations of sloth and gluttony.

My stepdad has battled weight his entire life.

 

[deskuser]

Yeah Susan is right so let's hear about what a great guy you are.

 

[ivantheterrible]

one thing i like about having people like mike in the world is, they remind me there is pretty much nothing wrong with me.

running around and doing the shit mike does and then using the excuse, i'm special needs, is like a 5 year old using the excuse, but i'm just a kid. they are fully aware they are a stupid pain in the ass, but refuse to own up to it.

 

[removed020613]

Yeah Susan is right so let's hear about what a great guy you are.

+Kudos

 

[blobfish]

I'm probably off base, but I'm starting to suspect that Susan Slaughter might be an alt of someone else here, and not actually the television personality. Just a hunch.

 

[ivantheterrible]

I'm probably off base, but I'm starting to suspect that Susan Slaughter might be an alt of someone else here, and not actually the television personality. Just a hunch.

no shit? really?

 

[killallhippies]

does your stepfather look like david bowie, but hates david bowie?

i'm just curious because i happen to think bowie's cool. i think lodger rules and that your stepdad's a fool.