The Last Thing You Thought...

[iamincognito45]

I wish it were storming here.

 

[BeautifulDream]

If... there is an idea of the Delivery Girl, some kind of abstraction; but there is no real girl, only a entity, something illusory -- you're on American Psycho.

 

[Deleted member 1126402]

I hope she isn't ignoring me.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

If she gives you the pizza, but when you sit down your Television channels are changed, and your wallet is missing. You are on Leverage.

(And god help you cause some short guy with long hair is probably going to knock you out.)

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If she insists you walk quickly with her, while she explains in a rapid-fire delivery how good the pizza will be, how much it costs, and why you should tip her well, you're in an Aaron Sorkin show.

 

[choklatekoneko]

...why are we talking about delivery and things?

 

[BeautifulDream]

If she explains how the pizza moves fast on the outside of corner number four to the checker flag you're on the Speed Channel.

Lol, I'm really bad at this... but ehh don't hate me for trying.

 

[Algonquin100]

Naughty race an are you?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If she tells you that the atoms that make up your pizza were forged in the cores of supermassive stars that went supernova and scattered those elements all over the universe, then you're on the Science Channel.

 

[Jokas_Wild]

Ok, I'm so jumping into the running Pizza gag. This is bloody hilarious!

If she tells you that she doesn't know a ton but has a buddy that's an expert on appraising pizzas, you may be back on Pawn Stars,

 

[BeautifulDream]

If she tries to tell you the pizza is one off a kind, and yours for three easy payments of $29.99, but if you order now you'll also receive another free of charge; just pay shipping and handling... that's two pizzas for only three easy payments of $29.99 -- you're on QVC.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If she puts on a different cardigan and a different pair of shoes after getting out of the car to deliver the pizza, then changes back into the original shoes and cardigan after delivering it, then you're in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.

 

[Jokas_Wild]

If she tries to tell you that you in fact did order a pizza with sting ray for a topping, you may be on the last episode of the Crocodile Hunter....

 

[BeautifulDream]

If she tries to tell you that you in fact did order a pizza with sting ray for a topping, you may be on the last episode of the Crocodile Hunter....

You forgot to included the "Ah cricky mate!!"

*tear* I miss Steve Irwin.

 

[Jokas_Wild]

If your pizza woman is on the streets of Las Vegas and snatches your purse while commenting on the fact you got a "gang of change", you might of ordered from BumFights Pizza

 

[Deleted member 1126402]

If she take four full pizzas out of one pizza box and simply explains that the box is bigger on the inside, you're on Doctor Who.

God, I hope I did that right.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If she tells you the step-by-step process of how your pizza was made, from flour and tomatoes and milk to doorstep delivery, you might be in How It's Made.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If she take four full pizzas out of one pizza box and simply explains that the box is bigger on the inside, you're on Doctor Who.

God, I hope I did that right.

Yup!


If she yells BAM! when she hands you the pizza, you're on Emeril Live.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

The words won't come... damnit.

 

[Last_Rider]

If she shows up with the pizza and you invite her in, then four guys and two girls burst in behind her and arrest you, you might be the serial killer on Criminal Minds.

 

[BeautifulDream]

If she tells you to lay down and open your mouth over a curb you might be on American History X.

And also about to get curb-stomped!

 

[fr33ks33k]

The words won't come... damnit.

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

 

[Deleted member 1126402]

If the pizza woman dies at your doorstep only to have police show up and accuse you of her death and send you to prison for life, you're in the darkest timeline and will need this.

http://www.pageofreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/evil-beard.jpg

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

If she has no pizza in her hand when you open the door, but begins talking about a pizza you ate last month, thinking she's impressing you with her ability to "discover" it had cheese on it, then you're on John Edwards.

 

[BeautifulDream]

If she overdosed on your door and you're worried that her mob boss husband will find out so you have to stab her with a adrenaline shot you might be in Pulp Fiction.