Random Gamer Silliness

[Sean Renaud]

I can't see how you could possibly get through Kingdom Hearts with a balance. That's the epitome of fuck balance, Keyblade+damage and two clowns healing you as fast as they fucking can.

They need to hurry up with 3 or I swear to the pestilent gods I will start sacrificing Disney executives.

 

[Recidiva]

I can't see how you could possibly get through Kingdom Hearts with a balance. That's the epitome of fuck balance, Keyblade+damage and two clowns healing you as fast as they fucking can.

They need to hurry up with 3 or I swear to the pestilent gods I will start sacrificing Disney executives.

...with a keyblade no doubt.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Sadly I lack a keyblade and have never seen one that I wouldn't be embarrassed to have floating around the house. They might have to settle for Icingdeath and twinkle. Which they might have to do anyway if they don't start tapping into the rich cartoon verse a bit. I wanna take out Negaduck, I wanna go one on one with Shego and Demona needs a solid boot up her ass while I'm at it. Emperor Zerg probably deserves a good kicking too.

 

[Recidiva]

Sadly I lack a keyblade and have never seen one that I wouldn't be embarrassed to have floating around the house. They might have to settle for Icingdeath and twinkle. Which they might have to do anyway if they don't start tapping into the rich cartoon verse a bit. I wanna take out Negaduck, I wanna go one on one with Shego and Demona needs a solid boot up her ass while I'm at it. Emperor Zerg probably deserves a good kicking too.

Well, if you really cared, you'd make your own. Hopefully from the bones of those you consider to be the enemies of the sequel.

 

[Sean]

Balance is overrated. Find what you do well and do it. It's rare that you find my characters are particularly well suited to multiple tasks. I have what I do and I'm the very best in the world at it. In RPGs my strat is almost always kill, kill, kill. You bring your two baddest motherfuckers and a buffer to make them even badder. Don't worry, the bad guys will die before you do and you can heal later.

If I'm FPS'in it's either snipers and rockets or shotties and assault riffles or hand guns. I'm either all up in your grill or I'm so far off that you aren't even aware I exist until that bullet ricochets around your brain case or your helicopter is blown out of the air. Fuck your air support!

DPS FTW! It's why I always roll a mage first on a new WoW server.

 

[Recidiva]

DPS FTW! It's why I always roll a mage first on a new WoW server.

Gotta be Deathknight for me, for obvious economy reasons. Then I start making everything. But I remain dedicated to arcane mages. Love those guys. Got two of 'em.

Arcane missiles are my faaaavorite.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Well, if you really cared, you'd make your own. Hopefully from the bones of those you consider to be the enemies of the sequel.

I've been told not only is it illegal to forge weapons from the bones of your fallen advesaries but that it actually discourages them from the job. I don't think they're are enemies. I think Square-Enix finally figured out how to milk something and they are very proud of themselves. They've dipped their toes in the water with X-2 but nothing like this whole we gotta do one per system, and a card game and a real card game and. . .lets get a manga have we missed anything? If I wasn't tired of waiting I'd congratulate them and then invite them to hang out with Capcom for a few months so they can learn what milking a franchise for all it's worth is actually about.

Besides Keyblades are silly silly things and I'd much rather just go heartless and rip the shit out of everything. I was quite disappointed not only that I couldn't do that on purpose but that I eventually lost the ability to do it even by accident. Man that shit was useful against most bosses and hordes.

DPS FTW! It's why I always roll a mage first on a new WoW server.

Damn straight. If you're dead you're not hurting me anymore!

 

[Recidiva]

I...love this guy. Excellent character, excellent voice acting.

"I have a growing lack of disgust for you."

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[Recidiva]

I've been told not only is it illegal to forge weapons from the bones of your fallen advesaries but that it actually discourages them from the job. I don't think they're are enemies. I think Square-Enix finally figured out how to milk something and they are very proud of themselves. They've dipped their toes in the water with X-2 but nothing like this whole we gotta do one per system, and a card game and a real card game and. . .lets get a manga have we missed anything? If I wasn't tired of waiting I'd congratulate them and then invite them to hang out with Capcom for a few months so they can learn what milking a franchise for all it's worth is actually about.

Besides Keyblades are silly silly things and I'd much rather just go heartless and rip the shit out of everything. I was quite disappointed not only that I couldn't do that on purpose but that I eventually lost the ability to do it even by accident. Man that shit was useful against most bosses and hordes.

Damn straight. If you're dead you're not hurting me anymore!

You let illegality keep you from it?! So you don't really care!

Rip with what? Long fingernails?

 

[Sean Renaud]

You let illegality keep you from it?! So you don't really care!

Rip with what? Long fingernails?

Sometimes I let the law get in the way. It's my great weakness.

Also yes, with long finger nails and abusive kicks super speed and insane combos. Heartless Sora is the most bad ass thing ever. Except against bosses that require you to do a specific action, then he's utter crap cus he can't do that.

 

[Recidiva]

Sometimes I let the law get in the way. It's my great weakness.

Also yes, with long finger nails and abusive kicks super speed and insane combos. Heartless Sora is the most bad ass thing ever. Except against bosses that require you to do a specific action, then he's utter crap cus he can't do that.

My son's writing a series of stories where he splits into alter egos and his alts all have different aspects of his character and different weapon forms. Calls them "Anyhands."

He's big on ripping and slashing and he's also a pottymouth.

I love him so much!

 

[Sean]

Gotta be Deathknight for me, for obvious economy reasons. Then I start making everything. But I remain dedicated to arcane mages. Love those guys. Got two of 'em.

Arcane missiles are my faaaavorite.

Got one on a US server and one on an EU. I got fed up of raiding at 3AM. I actually pvp on my arc mage now rather than going frost. Since they nerfed frost pvp I've found getting a good healer and burning the fuckers from 40 yds works better. Our 3v3 team fucking rapes in arenas.

Damn straight. If you're dead you're not hurting me anymore!

If anything melee gets close enough to hit me, it's because I fucked up.

 

[Recidiva]

Got one on a US server and one on an EU. I got fed up of raiding at 3AM. I actually pvp on my arc mage now rather than going frost. Since they nerfed frost pvp I've found getting a good healer and burning the fuckers from 40 yds works better. Our 3v3 team fucking rapes in arenas.


If anything melee gets close enough to hit me, it's because I fucked up.

Yeah, schedule issues suck. Ulaven used to raid with an Australian guild when his schedule was messed up.

 

[Sean Renaud]

My son's writing a series of stories where he splits into alter egos and his alts all have different aspects of his character and different weapon forms. Calls them "Anyhands."

He's big on ripping and slashing and he's also a pottymouth.

I love him so much!

Sounds interesting.

If anything melee gets close enough to hit me, it's because I fucked up.

I'm like that in a couple of games. That's me all over in Fable. I'm bows first, magic second and oh shit oh shit I have a thing I can whack them with right?! How the fuck do I whack them?! Fuck my life don't I have Guldo's time stop and run like a bitch up yet? Fuck fuck fuck. It was even worse on this mech game I used to have. My mech didn't even fucking move cus my machine gun required me to anchor in. Made me hate cityscapes where bastards could maneuver behind shit until they were in laser sword reach.

 

[Recidiva]

Sounds interesting.



I'm like that in a couple of games. That's me all over in Fable. I'm bows first, magic second and oh shit oh shit I have a thing I can whack them with right?! How the fuck do I whack them?! Fuck my life don't I have Guldo's time stop and run like a bitch up yet? Fuck fuck fuck. It was even worse on this mech game I used to have. My mech didn't even fucking move cus my machine gun required me to anchor in. Made me hate cityscapes where bastards could maneuver behind shit until they were in laser sword reach.

Yup, he's a good writer. He puts out a chapter every few weeks. It's granting him a level of celebrity among his peers that's good to see.

I love bows so much. One of my favorite classes. Oblivion makes it...so...much..**** to drop someone in one shot from half a mile away.

Dark age of Camelot had a scary damage class that did only point blank damage...needed four healers to keep 'em alive, but daaaamn were they painful.

 

[Sean Renaud]

To have had friends where being a writer was impressive instead of expected. Nice.

And yeah I love the fuck out of bows, or sniper rifles when appropriate. I'm kinda partial to artillary in the odd chance you get to use it or improvise it. Nothing's quite as satisfying as playing Halo 3 and your buddy is in the Covenent tank lobbing shots and you're calling back, "to notches left, and one up. I think there's a grunt with a thwack hammer and I really don't want to fuck with him."

 

[Recidiva]

To have had friends where being a writer was impressive instead of expected. Nice.

And yeah I love the fuck out of bows, or sniper rifles when appropriate. I'm kinda partial to artillary in the odd chance you get to use it or improvise it. Nothing's quite as satisfying as playing Halo 3 and your buddy is in the Covenent tank lobbing shots and you're calling back, "to notches left, and one up. I think there's a grunt with a thwack hammer and I really don't want to fuck with him."

He's got Asperger's syndrome, so social isn't easy, being a good storyteller just makes him more fun.

I tend to NOT like warrior classes. I prefer to mess with people from a distance. I also love pet classes. If I can send in someone to do my work for me, I'm all over that.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Pokemon is the only time when sending a pet in to fight is acceptable. Otherwise I must do it myself (from miles away if possible). I find myself getting attached to anything that I give a name to.

 

[Recidiva]

Pokemon is the only time when sending a pet in to fight is acceptable. Otherwise I must do it myself (from miles away if possible). I find myself getting attached to anything that I give a name to.

I have a loving place in my heart for Dark Age of Camelot cabalists and Everquest necromancers.

Oblivion not so much. Summoned creatures are pretty much for raising your skills on if you don't feel like cheating.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I'll have to give Oblivion another shot and this time keep that fucking prince from dying to bandits. Stupid asshole wouldn't run. Fucking escort missions.

 

[Recidiva]

I'll have to give Oblivion another shot and this time keep that fucking prince from dying to bandits. Stupid asshole wouldn't run. Fucking escort missions.

I just wish that being a vampire were more useful. No fast travel makes it silly. I don't want to huddle under the eaves until nightfall. Messes with my whole invincibility thingy.

 

[Sean Renaud]

If I wanted to be a vampire I'd play Vampire the Masquerade and go kick some ass Brujah style.

 

[Recidiva]

If I wanted to be a vampire I'd play Vampire the Masquerade and go kick some ass Brujah style.

I haven't played that. Saw lots of muds based on it, but never wandered that way. I think I've been out-vampired lately.

 

[Sean Renaud]

To it's credit it's a 2004 release so it was a few years before most of the vampire flood hit. But I can feel that. Besides I get why vamps get the movies and tv series. BUDGET. But for games there is no excuse for the most prominent shifter game being Bloody Roar.

 

[Recidiva]

To it's credit it's a 2004 release so it was a few years before most of the vampire flood hit. But I can feel that. Besides I get why vamps get the movies and tv series. BUDGET. But for games there is no excuse for the most prominent shifter game being Bloody Roar.

I think for me there's just no...humor in the vampire world in general. Buffy was an exception. Mostly it's eternal brooding over having super powers. Awww...poor babies.