The Last Thing You Thought...

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*tries to say something witty and provocative.*

*Squeaks* :eek:
-perks-

I like squeak toys!
Then we stay tangled and go to sleep???:confused:

Iz a good idea. I likes it.
FUCKYES-GOOD. very.. mhmm..

-clears throat-

Yes. That is a wonderful idea love.
Oohhhh... then I can reel them both in like they have been netted :)

ponders what I can do to make my inevitable messy death worth it
I have ideas.... lots and lots of ideas.
So then I SHOULD model said things when they arrive?!
Well there is the whole bit of what happens if you DONT!!!!!

Or as syfi... sify.. the other cute squeaking brunette said...


Yessssssssssss!
 
LTIT~

Well there goes my happy fuckin' mood.

Why do I have to take care of everybody else's fuckin' kids?
What the fuck does my house look like? The Dew Drop Inn?
an 84 dollar water bill for one fuckin month?
Because of fuckin' kids that don't want to go home?
600 dollars worth of food gone in 3 weeks?
Because of fuckin' kids that don't belong to me?
 
LTIT~

Well there goes my happy fuckin' mood.

Why do I have to take care of everybody else's fuckin' kids?
What the fuck does my house look like? The Dew Drop Inn?
an 84 dollar water bill for one fuckin month?
Because of fuckin' kids that don't want to go home?
600 dollars worth of food gone in 3 weeks?
Because of fuckin' kids that don't belong to me?

*Invades Luna's house and makes myself a sandwich.*

Yeah, that's ridiculous.

*Stuffs sandwich in my mouth and goes hunting for me to eat. Stops briefly to turn on the faucet at the kitchen sink.*
 
*Invades Luna's house and makes myself a sandwich.*

Yeah, that's ridiculous.

*Stuffs sandwich in my mouth and goes hunting for me to eat. Stops briefly to turn on the faucet at the kitchen sink.*

*tackles friend Erlind and bites his nose*

Smart ass!

*pinches his butt and turns off the faucet muttering about what is gonna happen to an artist in the Fae lands...*
 
LTIT~

Well there goes my happy fuckin' mood.

Why do I have to take care of everybody else's fuckin' kids?
What the fuck does my house look like? The Dew Drop Inn?
an 84 dollar water bill for one fuckin month?
Because of fuckin' kids that don't want to go home?
600 dollars worth of food gone in 3 weeks?
Because of fuckin' kids that don't belong to me?

Cause you like your cubs being at home...
 
*tackles friend Erlind and bites his nose*

Smart ass!

*pinches his butt and turns off the faucet muttering about what is gonna happen to an artist in the Fae lands...*

*Bandages the nose and attacks Luna's plumbing with a wrench*

Such a tease.
 
LTIT~

Well there goes my happy fuckin' mood.

Why do I have to take care of everybody else's fuckin' kids?
What the fuck does my house look like? The Dew Drop Inn?
an 84 dollar water bill for one fuckin month?
Because of fuckin' kids that don't want to go home?
600 dollars worth of food gone in 3 weeks?
Because of fuckin' kids that don't belong to me?


Send a bill to their parents from "Miss Luna's Teen Daycare".
"Dear Parent/Guardian:
Since you don't seem to give a fuck on where your child roams..."


Too blunt...
"Your child has exceeded their maximum minutes of my allowed patiencr. Please remit payment of ($_.__) before I am forced to kick their mooch asses out of my home."
 
Cause you like your cubs being at home...

Truth...but I don't like their friends. Lazy almost adults without a single penny to their names.

*Bandages the nose and attacks Luna's plumbing with a wrench*

Such a tease.

*grins and smacks E's fingers*

yes. Yes I am.

Send a bill to their parents from "Miss Luna's Teen Daycare".
"Dear Parent/Guardian:
Since you don't seem to give a fuck on where your child roams..."


Too blunt...
"Your child has exceeded their maximum minutes of my allowed patiencr. Please remit payment of ($_.__) before I am forced to kick their mooch asses out of my home."

Too funny. I really like the first one...*nods*
 
-sneaks in. Points and laughs at Nina-

Can't help but be in a pile of yummy girls can you? I am enjoying watching your knees wobble. :D
 
*Knocks a pipe loose under Luna's sink. The area begins flooding and I bar myself in the pantry. Chomping sounds can be heard inside.*
 
Well, don't be shy. Do share. I wanna be able to go out knowing it was worth every moment of pain, agony and gore.
-looks around- I'm.. er.. Hardly ever shy. Though when you catch me when I am. Its a fuckin trip and a half!
Ideas, ideas, ideas. well. the .. hmm. netted with Twin... and you having gore preventing fun. Welllll, I cant speak for her so I shall say. Pet me, with tongue and vampire gloves... talk very very low. NOT slow, just a low voice... -nods- Thats a good start.
-sneaks in. Points and laughs at Nina-

Can't help but be in a pile of yummy girls can you? I am enjoying watching your knees wobble. :D

:p Have you seen pics of those three.. omg. and at least one squeaks. I'm salivating too man... fuck.
 
-looks around- I'm.. er.. Hardly ever shy. Though when you catch me when I am. Its a fuckin trip and a half!
Ideas, ideas, ideas. well. the .. hmm. netted with Twin... and you having gore preventing fun. Welllll, I cant speak for her so I shall say. Pet me, with tongue and vampire gloves... talk very very low. NOT slow, just a low voice... -nods- Thats a good start.


:p Have you seen pics of those three.. omg. and at least one squeaks. I'm salivating too man... fuck.

I missed the pictures of ilikeit, I saw one of Sci, and well seen quite a few of Luna.

-Grins. Gives her a squeeze while dodging said salivation-

I am still amused. It is half tempting to start making you salivate myself, but I am going to behave myself :D
 
Wonderful Friends and Co Writers always brighten a weary day.
 
I missed the pictures of ilikeit, I saw one of Sci, and well seen quite a few of Luna.

-Grins. Gives her a squeeze while dodging said salivation-

I am still amused. It is half tempting to start making you salivate myself, but I am going to behave myself :D

Ok fine, you behave. I'm curling up in your lap and nibbling your fingers till i go to sleep.
 
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