The Last Thing You Thought...

[Nina327]

Goddammit, I love a well set-up funny. This gave me a good laugh.

Is it funnier when its true?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Is it funnier when its true?

I would say so, yes.


And I'm a sage, so.. we know these things.

 

[Nina327]

I would say so, yes.


And I'm a sage, so.. we know these things.

-sniffs him-


If you say so.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

-sniffs him-


If you say so.

*is sniffed*

*ponders this*

I probably don't smell like sage.. I just am a sage.

Luna says so, at least, and it seemed silly to argue with her.

 

[Nina327]

*is sniffed*

*ponders this*

I probably don't smell like sage.. I just am a sage.

Luna says so, at least, and it seemed silly to argue with her.

-scrunchface-

yes. you dont smell like sage.

and I will argue with her but I dont recommend you do it.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

-scrunchface-

yes. you dont smell like sage.

and I will argue with her but I dont recommend you do it.

I smell like..

*sniffs himself*

Hm.. boy. And.. desert, maybe.


But.. I graduated from Sage School, see. And Luna is an Honorary Graduate, cause they let us do that.

So.. it's all good.

*nod*

 

[Nina327]

I smell like..

*sniffs himself*

Hm.. boy. And.. desert, maybe.


But.. I graduated from Sage School, see. And Luna is an Honorary Graduate, cause they let us do that.

So.. it's all good.

*nod*

oh fine.. you are dyslexic yoda...

Not tiny, not green and everything you say is forward.



LT: I need a fuckin nap.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

LT: I need a fuckin nap.

Fuckin...yer doin' it wrong.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

oh fine.. you are dyslexic yoda...

Not tiny, not green and everything you say is forward.

Exactly!

Unless you put me on a boat in the ocean. I'm probably pretty green then.

I also wouldn't say much besides a stream of curses.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Dont touch the list.



LT: That whole 'sticking your fingers in warm water thing' is a big fat lie. I reached in my cup of chocolates.. that wasnt my cup of chocolates. It was my cup of hot coffee and I almost shit myself.

Is it funnier when its true?

*hugs*

*Kisses for scalded fingers.*

Take your nap. I'll be there shortly.

 

[Nina327]

Fuckin...yer doin' it wrong.

It is physiologically impossible for me to do it wrong. I like cumming to much.

Exactly!

Unless you put me on a boat in the ocean. I'm probably pretty green then.

I also wouldn't say much besides a stream of curses.

Oh.. good to know, good to know.

Any other usefull information you plan on sharing today?

*hugs*

*Kisses for scalded fingers.*

Take your nap. I'll be there shortly.

-happy sighs-

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Oh.. good to know, good to know.

Any other usefull information you plan on sharing today?

Hm.

I have a game of Risk I've been playing with two friends of mine for more than four years now. I suppose that counts?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

LT: Rick Warren is a useless and stupid human being. I hope he is publicly ridiculed and people throw eggs at him everywhere he goes. Annoying fucker.

 

[fr33ks33k]

LT: This food is really hot and the bowl is burning my foot.

LT: Wow I have matured sexually since 2 years ago when I made a FetLife profile.

LT: Jesus reading my list of fetishes makes me horny.

Okay, I'm always horny....

XD

Out of all of this, I only wondered two things.

1. What are (were) you eating?

2. Wonder if she'll let me read her list of fetishes...?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Out of all of this, I only wondered two things.

1. What are (were) you eating?

2. Wonder if she'll let me read her list of fetishes...?

Good call, I did wonder what she was eating.

It's not a bad list. Heh.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

LT: Rick Warren is a useless and stupid human being. I hope he is publicly ridiculed and people throw eggs at him everywhere he goes. Annoying fucker.

I think the best part of Rick's oh-so-nice-and-polite-hate is how he thinks that women should stay with husbands who beat the living shit out of them until they die.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I think the best part of Rick's oh-so-nice-and-polite-hate is how he thinks that women should stay with husbands who beat the living shit out of them until they die.

He's a useless Godbot with a falsely cheery smile and a ridiculously pointless, useless, and occasionally dangerous message.


If I remember it right, he's also the waste of carbon that Tweeted recently that "it's only sexual harassment if she's unattractive." It was obviously a joke... but it's also obviously a terrible and tasteless one, and the fact that he can say something like that and still have people want to listen to him makes me bleed in my brain.

 

[fr33ks33k]

Good call, I did wonder what she was eating.

It's not a bad list. Heh.

When I hear hot and in a bowl I instantly think of ramen. But that's just the broke college kid that's still mooching off my brainspace talking.

After I wrote it I remembered I'd seen her SRP profile in the listing...still feel like the list gets more in-depth, but we'll see. I suppose you already have...*chuckle*

 

[Vail_Indigo]

He's a useless Godbot with a falsely cheery smile and a ridiculously pointless, useless, and occasionally dangerous message.


If I remember it right, he's also the waste of carbon that Tweeted recently that "it's only sexual harassment if she's unattractive." It was obviously a joke... but it's also obviously a terrible and tasteless one, and the fact that he can say something like that and still have people want to listen to him makes me bleed in my brain.

Well, you have all these people out there who are filled with hate and fear...but some of them understand how socially unacceptable that is...and so guys like Warren come along, and they talk nice, and they are friendly with the president, and they spew forth the hate and fear in dulcet tones that make it seem OK.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Well, you have all these people out there who are filled with hate and fear...but some of them understand how socially unacceptable that is...and so guys like Warren come along, and they talk nice, and they are friendly with the president, and they spew forth the hate and fear in dulcet tones that make it seem OK.

It's basically no different than the asshole preacher that said that if men notice their sons have a "limp wrist" that they need to "crack their wrist" to get it out of them.

It is, at least, mildly entertaining to watch how pathetic their backtracking is when they're called on it.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

And so much of that fear, too, is a manufactured fear that has no real basis in reality. Very much like the whole War on Christmas nonsense. The clearly dominant group since the founding of this country have noticed that their power is beginning to erode some, and things they don't find acceptable are becoming mainstream and normal, and the sure-fire way to get people energized to fight it is to tell them that all those godless drug-addicted homosexuals want to take their guns and their god and force everyone to watch them fucking in the street.

 

[SiaKlynn]

Because this is the best time to be awake!



... could be that caffeine IV, too.

LoL... sleep is overrated. Luckily I did fall asleep for a few hours.

LT: I really wish today wasn't going to be so busy.

 

[Nina327]

When I hear hot and in a bowl I instantly think of ramen. But that's just the broke college kid that's still mooching off my brainspace talking.

After I wrote it I remembered I'd seen her SRP profile in the listing...still feel like the list gets more in-depth, but we'll see. I suppose you already have...*chuckle*

giggles.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

I think I found the carry gun I really want, but I shouldn't spend the money on it right now. But I am soooo tempted! Need to resist and be responsible!

 

[ScifiFangirl]

My eyes watered a little bit.

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