The Last Thing You Thought...

[ilikeitlikethat18]

*Laughs* Supplies? Sounds like you're loaded with food and water and flashlights and batteries.

Don't ignore the topic at hand.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Heh. This got left on the last page.

Pft don't question me. Yes, yes you can.

Something that involves orgasms.

Orgasms?

*chuckles, shaking his head*

I think you've mispronounced "begging."

 

[ilikeitlikethat18]

Heh. This got left on the last page.



Orgasms?

*chuckles, shaking his head*

I think you've mispronounced "begging."

Well, me begging and you cumming sans begging! Still orgasms in the end, silly.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Well, me begging and you cumming sans begging! Still orgasms in the end, silly.

In the end, sure..

But so many things before then.

Fingers around a throat.

Reddened skin.

Whimpers. Pleas. Oh so much frustration.

 

[ilikeitlikethat18]

In the end, sure..

But so many things before then.

Fingers around a throat.

Reddened skin.

Whimpers. Pleas. Oh so much frustration.

Well you can get a START on making it up to me, even if pain and torture will come before pleasure and orgasm. :x

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Well you can get a START on making it up to me, even if pain and torture will come before pleasure and orgasm. :x

You seem convinced that some slight has happened to you because I left you a little worked up...



Have you considered the idea that it was simply.. drawing things out?

 

[ilikeitlikethat18]

You seem convinced that some slight has happened to you because I left you a little worked up...



Have you considered the idea that it was simply.. drawing things out?

Well now you have!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Well now you have!

What have I done?

 

[ilikeitlikethat18]

What have I done?

Drawn it out!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Drawn it out!

Poor thing.


Do you not like that?

 

[Vail_Indigo]

LT - FUCK! What happened to my list???

 

[ilikeitlikethat18]

Poor thing.


Do you not like that?

You know I like it and you know I want you to fuck me.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

LT - FUCK! What happened to my list???

Nina took it. *nods... sagely*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

You know I like it and you know I want you to fuck me.

Oh, do you?


And just how do you want me to fuck you?

 

[ilikeitlikethat18]

Oh, do you?


And just how do you want me to fuck you?

Stop questioning everything I say when you *know* I'm telling you what I want!

I want you to tie me up to the bed and have your way with me

 

[Heidi123]

Wow! Amazing, simply amazing! Sounds familiar...bravo!

 

[Nina327]

Nina took it. *nods... sagely*

SHUT. UP. YOU!

 

[Vail_Indigo]

SHUT. UP. YOU!

Why??

WHY?????????

 

[Nina327]

Why??

WHY?????????

Its only fair. someone touched my list..

you had on...

I needed it...


just.. dont touch it.. I'll hold it up.. and you can look.. just.. no touchy.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Its only fair. someone touched my list..

you had on...

I needed it...


just.. dont touch it.. I'll hold it up.. and you can look.. just.. no touchy.

OK...but can I sit on your lap while I no touchy?

 

[Nina327]

OK...but can I sit on your lap while I no touchy?

Ohhhhh... yes, yes. That sounds like a stupendous idea if I say so myself.


and you can touch me all you like...


just not the list.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

SHUT. UP. YOU!

*Snickers and makes a zipping-lips-and-throwing-away-the-key motion.

*then sticks his tongue out at her when she's not looking*

OK...but can I sit on your lap while I no touchy?

See? Everything worked out perfectly.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Ohhhhh... yes, yes. That sounds like a stupendous idea if I say so myself.


and you can touch me all you like...


just not the list.

What if...I transcribe the list, using my fingernails and your skin?

 

[Nina327]

What if...I transcribe the list, using my fingernails and your skin?

Dont touch the list.



LT: That whole 'sticking your fingers in warm water thing' is a big fat lie. I reached in my cup of chocolates.. that wasnt my cup of chocolates. It was my cup of hot coffee and I almost shit myself.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

LT: That whole 'sticking your fingers in warm water thing' is a big fat lie. I reached in my cup of chocolates.. that wasnt my cup of chocolates. It was my cup of hot coffee and I almost shit myself.

Goddammit, I love a well set-up funny. This gave me a good laugh.