Should you really put that in there?

That's really like saying a Fleshlight is about as satisfying as shoving it in someone's ass.

I do not have to buy the Fleshlight dinner first.

Cleanup is a breeze.

It does not talk back.

It doubles as a Kong for the dog.


There are some advantages.
 
I do not have to buy the Fleshlight dinner first.

Cleanup is a breeze.

It does not talk back.

It doubles as a Kong for the dog.


There are some advantages.

You can ride me hard, hang me up wet.

I'll clean your whole house, spotless.

I know when I'm to chime in; after all, women are meant to be seen and not heard.

I'm young and love puppies, I'll be happy to play with yours.

I. WIN.
 
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