BrentCrude
Dirty Old Man
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- Jan 30, 2012
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I am trying to quit.
Pussy.
I will try to quit that as soon as I get done with this ciggy.
Don't inhale.
The electronic ones are nearly as satisfying as the real thing.
That's really like saying a Fleshlight is about as satisfying as shoving it in someone's ass.
That's really like saying a Fleshlight is about as satisfying as shoving it in someone's ass.
I do not have to buy the Fleshlight dinner first.
Cleanup is a breeze.
It does not talk back.
It doubles as a Kong for the dog.
There are some advantages.
I have an iron grip for having such small hands.
You can ride me hard, hang me up wet.
I'll clean your whole house, spotless.
I know when I'm to chime in; after all, women are meant to be seen and not heard.
I'm young and love puppies, I'll be happy to play with yours.
I. WIN.