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[cjh]

laurel and manu must be on vacation.

otherwise, this explosive exposition of one of lit's dirty secrets would have been swept under the rug by now.

thank you, coach, for this fine piece of public service.

the lit community is indebted to you.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

i'm generous to a fault

Apparently so.

But I expect you'll learn.

 

[coachdb18]

Literotica is a porn site, with little associated respectability. Those who think they are going to learn how to write are fooling themselves. Want to flip sand...and learn how to make commentary most commonly associated with 6th grade playgrounds, you're in the right place. Moderators have no respect for those who come here, or for their writing.

 

[theault_b]

Literotica is a porn site, with little associated respectability. Those who think they are going to learn how to write are fooling themselves. Want to flip sand...and learn how to make commentary most commonly associated with 6th grade playgrounds, you're in the right place. Moderators have no respect for those who come here, or for their writing.

With that in mind, the home you've made for yourself here is lovely. The game you continue to try to play is meh... ( don't think I've ever used "meh" before... congratulations)

 

[RoryN]

Literotica is a porn site, with little associated respectability.

This sentence makes no sense.

 

[redroses3377]

Coach is so serious about literotica. Everyone else realizes that lit is for entertainment purposes and here he is with his boxers all in a bunch. I'm definitely going to subscribe to each of his threads just for funsies!

 

[blobfish]

Coach is so serious about literotica. Everyone else realizes that lit is for entertainment purposes and here he is with his boxers all in a bunch. I'm definitely going to subscribe to each of his threads just for funsies!

They're not real boxers. They're just cyberboxers.

 

[redroses3377]

They're not real boxers. They're just cyberboxers.

Whatever they are, he must like them wedged all up in his ass.

 

[semen4her]

How will coach learn how to write properly with you assholes around?

 

[blobfish]

How will coach learn how to write properly with you assholes around?

Your writing sucks more than Coach's. Any cuntmuffin that would name himself "semen4her" must be a shit writer.

 

[RoryN]

Any cuntmuffin that would name himself "semen4her" must be a shit writer.

Yeah...but he didn't.

*chuckle*

 

[blobfish]

Yeah...but he didn't.

*chuckle*

Who chose it? Her?

 

[cjh]

Who chose it? Her?

powertone

don't piss him off, though.

he might get you fired.

 

[RoryN]

Who chose it? Her?

whitepowertone.

 

[blobfish]

powertone

don't piss him off, though.

he might get you fired.

Nah, we cool. He calls me "dipshit" and I call him "cuntmuffin". I'm infinitely more creative.

 

[blobfish]

whitepowertone.

I hope you're not accusing an innocent man of being racist.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Nah, we cool. He calls me "dipshit" and I call him "cuntmuffin". I'm infinitely more creative.

As he is posting under someones old name that is a given and saying very little.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I hope you're not accusing an innocent man of being racist.

As a hint just in case you really are new here....no one really talks to Rory.

 

[blobfish]

As a hint just in case you really are new here....no one really talks to Rory.

I bridge the gap between the sane and the not sane.

 

[theault_b]

I bridge the gap between the sane and the not sane.

Round these parts, you'll need more bondo than spackle... just saying.

 

[blobfish]

Round these parts, you'll need more bondo than spackle... just saying.

The gap does not seem to be very large. No larger than an ass crack, really.

 

[butters]

The gap does not seem to be very large. No larger than an ass crack, really.

mind the gap....

 

[cjh]

Nah, we cool. He calls me "dipshit" and I call him "cuntmuffin". I'm infinitely more creative.

there's a lot of backstory.

the poster-presently-known-as semen4her won't have you fired.

the former one would have. he has the thread to prove it.

 

[blobfish]

there's a lot of backstory.

the poster-presently-known-as semen4her won't have you fired.

the former one would have. he has the thread to prove it.

I'm tenured.

 

[theault_b]

The gap does not seem to be very large. No larger than an ass crack, really.

mind the gap....

Yeah. What she says!

You've seen those crevasses - out on the ice? Deep fuckers with ridiculous drops through jagged chasms? Endless "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhayeeeeeeeees"? All cold and seer and shit? So cold that when one's falling and screaming their breath leaves a vapour trail and that's the last thing anyone viewing from home on their idiot box of choice ever sees?

Well, those crevasses look no more than ass cracks on the level.

And on the level... there's an asshatfull of insane on the deep side of the ass crack.