Fill me in on all the dirt and gossip from the last few years, hmm?

[gravyrug]

There've been a fair few missing Litsters showing back up lately. Philly's one of the good ones.

 

[FinePhilly]

I am he as you he as you are me and we are all together...


welcome back

Hi there!

 

[FinePhilly]

Don't know you but hello.

Busybody is insane and possibly gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
KarenKraft was outed and is in fact a fat dude named Ken.
Vetteman is a pimp.
RoryN came out of the closet.
KRCummings is hot for me.
I turned down Dolf because she is English and talks funny.
Drixxx accused Laurel of having unnatural affections for canines. I know gross, right?
Pink was outed as a redneck who likes auto racing.
Renard_ruse was outed as complete idiot named Renard_ruse.
Miles had been cybersexing with KarenKraft and still does so refusing to admit it is a dude.
Vattassassin is Ishmael's love child. Somebody actually fucked Ishmael. Gross, right?
I had an erotic dream involving Honey123 and hot wax. I really do not wish to talk about it.

Now that's useful! Thank you.

 

[FinePhilly]

There've been a fair few missing Litsters showing back up lately. Philly's one of the good ones.

Nice to "see" ypu again.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Patryn has yet to return...




Dixon put me on ignore after the election because suddenly, I was no longer "funny."

 

[Cheyenne]

Patryn has yet to return...

Are you sure?

 

[Sean]

Dumb right wing twat. Or am I thinking of someone else?

 

[richard_daily]

Now that's useful! Thank you.

That's fairly accurate, except that he switch "pimp" with "gimp".

 

[semen4her]

Patryn has yet to return...




Dixon put me on ignore after the election because suddenly, I was no longer "funny."

There was a time when you were funny¿

 

[FinePhilly]

There was a time when you were funny¿

I feel like sometimes the humor of certain posters is in direct correlation to the BAC of the reader.

 

[semen4her]

I feel like sometimes the humor of certain posters is in direct correlation to the BAC of the reader.

That and the century that they were born in

 

[Saint Peter]

Everybody funny.

 

[FinePhilly]

Everybody funny.

I know a few posters who have thousands of posts and have never been funny.

But you're not one of them.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I know a few posters who have thousands of posts and have never been funny.

But you're not one of them.

Pete is the Henny Youngman of Lit

 

[Saint Peter]

Take my wife!

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Take my wife!

...roughly and from behind?

...

Just clarifying.

 

[FinePhilly]

...roughly and from behind?

...

Just clarifying.

I'm game.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

I'm game.

Ah...

But are you in season?

*checks permits*

 

[Saint Peter]

...roughly and from behind?

...

Just clarifying.

It is your twenty bucks. Use it however you want to.

 

[pink]

Hi, sweetie. Good to see you.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hello.

I'm Pete!

 

[unregistered]

 

[FinePhilly]

Ah...

But are you in season?

*checks permits*

It's always open season in Philly

 

[FinePhilly]

Hi, sweetie. Good to see you.

And you. Any good gossip for me?

 

[islandman]

It's always open season in Philly

That's what your bumper sticker says, doesn't it?