Oh Look! New Muslim Law

[IndieSnob]

It's kinda frightneing that so many people are unable to simply look at a story and know instinctively that it's bullshit. A government is going to make a law allowing people to fuck dead bodies? I don't care if you have a dozen sources, assume it's bullshit and give it a week. Someone tells you a trip is going to cost 200 million dollars a day assume it's bullshit. Some shows you a video of a man flying with wings used by human power. Asume it's bullshit. Someone shows you a video of a super fly pimp walking into an organization and getting advice on how best to file his taxes, assume it's bullshit. It's not that fucking difficult.

No offense but I'm surprised at anyone who would be surprised that the likes of vette, BB and those of their ilk would believe this.

When you're so quick to hate and want to entirely remove a culture, religion, etc. etc., you'll believe in anything that goes against your "enemy", no matter how much that person really disbelieves it. They clutch at straws because they need a boogeyman to replace the red scare, which they've done a good job at drumming up again as well.

But the harsh and sad reality is that he won't see this as being wrong or defeat. Instead he'll spin it into a tale about how the liberals are beholden to anything that destroys that nice Caucasian christian culture.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Hey hey hey hey hey Vette, looky at what this guy can do, it's so amazing you won't believe your eyeballs:

http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/shaolin-soccer.gif

I can't believe a guy could do that with a soccer ball. But...it's on the internet and someone captured it on video, so IT MUST BE TRUE!!!

 

[islandman]

The guy in gold is clearly offside.

I'm surprised they allowed that goal.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Hey hey hey hey hey Vette, looky at what this guy can do, it's so amazing you won't believe your eyeballs:

http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/shaolin-soccer.gif

I can't believe a guy could do that with a soccer ball. But...it's on the internet and someone captured it on video, so IT MUST BE TRUE!!!

That guy's not very impressive. I do cooler stuff while I'm typing.

 

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[ChemistryNone]

I don't watch pussy ball.

you only like hairy balls?

 

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[Sean Renaud]

It's funnier this way Vette. Like I said give it a week. Nobody saw the strings on the ACORN video for weeks but anybody with two brain cells clicking together knew that it was bullshit. The only thing you have proven here is that an actual article exists and has been translated into English. I honestly hope this works out for you cus I'm not to big a man to admit that I'm wrong when the facts come back that I'm wrong. If this turns out to be a hoax like the ACORN video, a clever editting of facts like the farmer story that escapes me or some stupid formality that comes from having a religion based government you'll be stuck trying spin it forever and ever.

 

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[KRCummings]

Why do you think it's bullshit? Did you read the Dubai article? I doubt the Muslims there have been fooled.

So are you going on record as saying you believe the story?

 

[koalabear]

My my, an hour and a half later and nothing but crickets from the wise ass tag team.

His mom called him for dinner.

 

[neci]

instead of searching for laws on fucking dead wives, search for the lowering of the legal marriage age. in '08 the legal marriage age for women was bumped from 16 to 18. why would it get knocked down again so low in just four years? the original article stated the law was combined with that. i'll go down on record that i put more credibility in the CSM than any of the other sources posted.

 

[o_so_wet]

I feel stupid.

Too ignorant to voice my outrage.

Too emotional ... my right as a woman and as a human.

It is too far away for me to fathom.

I'm a hypocrite for feeling such outrage and still not doing anything against it.

Fuck them for putting the world in this position.

 

[KRCummings]

Why do you think it's bullshit? Did you read the Dubai article? I doubt the Muslims there have been fooled.

So are you going on record as saying you believe the story?

 

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[neci]

your soul left
my seed remained

 

[KRCummings]

I going to say I don't give a shit, but if you're going to say it's a lie. I going say prove it. It's hard for me to see how Muslims in a major TV station in Dubai could be fooled by a story that more than one person here has called a ridiculous lie. How do they know more than those folks actually living in the Middle East?

Either you believe it or you don't.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Why do you think it's bullshit? Did you read the Dubai article? I doubt the Muslims there have been fooled.

Lets start with nobody wants to fuck a dead body. Or at least the number of people who want to is sufficiently low that you wouldn't make a law making it legal even if you agreed with it. You'd just cover your eyes and sing lalalala I can't hear you.

Yes I read the article and the thing that rings the bullshit meter is that people by and large don't want to fuck dead bodies. There is also the fact that Muslims are real strict about get the body in the ground ASA Mother fucking P. I doubt six hours of fucking is included.

Muslims are people who, unlike Christians, actually believe in their religion. They are not however the hordes of Mordor here to make war against middle earth. This is likely either A)Fake from the get go, B) Some vocal minority, C) some stupid religious technicality they are too stupid to work around and to religious to ignore.

None of which changes the fact that this story stinks to high heaven and everybody's initial response to it should have been "this is BS."

 

[koalabear]

Either you believe it or you don't.

He believes it bugs the shit out of idiots like you.

 

[KRCummings]

He believes it bugs the shit out of idiots like you.

Your boyfriend can't speak for himself?

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://www.bartcop.com/batboy-joe-plumber.jpg

Prove this isn't true. PROVE IT!!!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

He's a bonafide pussy for not saying clearly if he believes it or not and so, is hedging his bets just in case he gets rickrolled again like he famously did with the $200 million a day Obama state visit to India.

That's what I thought you said. Good.

 

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