Shoot the shit ~ Last person to post here wins a cookie

[Daydream_weaver]

It could just be the frosting. Maybe?

 

[jack80]

combo of frosting and boobies....

Wins.. every freaking time.

 

[Daydream_weaver]

Frosting covered boobs are amazing..**** of my list every time.

But I believe in equal opportunity frosting. Regardless of gender. *nods and slips toward the door*

Check the rule book.

 

[jack80]

Frosting covered boobs are amazing..**** of my list every time.

But I believe in equal opportunity frosting. Regardless of gender. *nods and slips toward the door*

Check the rule book.

What if I didn't get a copy. Could I come over and look at yours?

And.... well I have thought about frosting parts of my body, but it just ain't the same thing. Or is it? Hhmmmm.

 

[Noon_Shadow]

Random shit that goes through Noon's head:

Ya know, in that movie Bill & Ted, with the time traveling rockers who were collecting historical figures to help with a history report? I always had a soft spot for that movie, and just how irreverent it is. What I think people missed is how it was completely a deconstructive parody of time travel movies. It was enough after Terminator that people had already had aneurisms trying to explain the stable time loop that cause John Connor to be born only because the machines that gone back in time to pre-emptively killing him, which resulted in Kyle Reese following behind to father him in the first place. So the story about a guru from the future who has to go back in time to help the people who would change history is brilliant in its nonsense.

But what really got me thinking the other day, when I saw it on cable, is the scene at the end when they're introducing all their historical figures. They give interview to all of them...but when it comes for Lincoln to speak, they dim down the lights and there's dramatic music introducing him. Why is HE the rock star of historical figures in this show? You just had freaking Socrates on stage. Sure, Socrates didn't speak English, but still, in terms of influence on the people in that room, Lincoln is middling. They had Napolean there too, and you could argue he had a greater impact on American history than Lincoln. I mean, if not for Napolean, there's no Louisiana purchase. If the British Empire wasn't so busy fighting the French, perhaps they declare war on the colonies again. At the last, there's probably no War of 1812, resulting from America's desire to remain neutral. No war of 1812 means no Battle of New Orleans, which means that Andrew Jackson would have remained an obscure general that probably is never elected. And if anyone besides Jackson gets elected, there's probably Trail of Tears, since he essentially told the Supreme Court to just shove it, and enforced that order anyway.

Not to mention several others that were up on the stage: Joan of Arc, Genghis Khan, and Beethoven. While none of them have the oratory skills of Lincoln, for sure (at least, not in English), it's still funny that Lincoln is the one who got the big build-up.

Also, in the sequel, I loved that one of their personal hells was their old great aunt, or whatever she was, repeatedly wanting to give them a kiss. That actually sounds about right.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Flops in THIS corner. Calls it~

MINE.

Eats the rest of the cookies before a plate magically appears with new ones.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2fbtOxpA1qab9j2o1_1280.png

Had to be added.

 

[Drunken_Angel]

Until you have fucked someone, can you ever really know them? If you already have, do you really know them as well as you think you do?

Is intimacy deceptive or revealing?

 

[Vail_Indigo]

When will you people just accept that all the cookies are mine?

 

[Drunken_Angel]

When will you people just accept that all the cookies are mine?

When I stop eating them. If you're nice, I might let you lick the crumbs from the package.

 

[Lynn33]

............................................

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

WE don't share COOKIES!!!

we eat as many as possible OR Vailishness and Ninakin...or Ausus...

steals them and runs away with them all...

OR Muse flashes boob...

TIS awful...

Though I do bring jelly beans for when I run outta cookies.

*offers bag*

Want one?

 

[Last_Rider]

Never enough cookies, I eat them too fast

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Never enough cookies, I eat them too fast

*points at the evil Rider*

STOP stealing all the cookies!!!

 

[Nina327]

*GBG,i sougne, idv8wkjrb kdobnsmobnbgo sdnlmbisnges*

*sips milk*

So there!

*nods*

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

-Eats Nina cookies-

 

[Nina327]

-Eats Nina cookies-

HEY!!!!!


-snaps fingers for more cookies-


-more cookies appear-


I'm going to have to invest in a cookie smurf that just follows me around offering cookies so people keep stealing them..

well.. perhaps it should be a cookie troll, that will fight over the cookies... because people like the thought of stealing cookies.. and if they are offered it wont be as much fun.

 

[jack80]

HEY!!!!!


-snaps fingers for more cookies-


-more cookies appear-


I'm going to have to invest in a cookie smurf that just follows me around offering cookies so people keep stealing them..

well.. perhaps it should be a cookie troll, that will fight over the cookies... because people like the thought of stealing cookies.. and if they are offered it wont be as much fun.

I want your cookie......

 

[Nina327]

I want your cookie......

That sounds dirty!

 

[jack80]

That sounds dirty!

As it was meant to be.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

*Baking more damn cookies*

 

[Perplexia]

*Baking more damn cookies*

noms on ct while he's baking

 

[Daydream_weaver]

*Baking more damn cookies*

*slips on an apron and goes to help CT with the baking*

 

[chronicle_tenko]

*slips on an apron and goes to help CT with the baking*

Well thank you.

*Smiling away as I work. Contemplating dabbing a bit of dough on Miss Weaver's nose.*

 

[jack80]

I want cookies!!