The Return of the BDSM Limerick...

[DVS]

Guess this thread will die once more
Limericks just seem to be a bore.
Rhymes I can do
This thread has a few.
But to others, I guess it's a chore.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Guess this thread will die once more
Limericks just seem to be a bore.
Rhymes I can do
This thread has a few.
But to others, I guess it's a chore.

Wow! from way over here I heard you sigh!
This thread seems good and shouldn't die.
please don't be sad
cuz that would be bad
I don't know if I can help but I'll try!

 

[DVS]

Wow! from way over here I heard you sigh!
This thread seems good and shouldn't die.
please don't be sad
cuz that would be bad
I don't know if I can help but I'll try!

:

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

:

That you are pleased is pleasing.
Your big smiling grins are so easing.
But the boogie nanas I see
are really bothering me
they seem evil (I whisper behind sneezing)

 

[DVS]

That you are pleased is pleasing.
Your big smiling grins are so easing.
But the boogie nanas I see
are really bothering me
they seem evil (I whisper behind sneezing)

I'm sorry you found the nannas so scary.
I'm sure they would be worse, if they were hairy.
If you think of them as food
that will surely ease your mood
A nanna split with ice cream, nuts and berries.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I'm sorry you found the nannas so scary.
I'm sure they would be worse, if they were hairy.
If you think of them as food
that will surely ease your mood
A nanna split with ice cream, nuts and berries.

DVS this is a horrible thought.
Something about me you must be taught.
Bananas always leave me weeping
because their black evil is seeping
within moments of them being bought.

 

[midwestyankee]

How to Write a Limerick

 

[DVS]

How to Write a Limerick

Hey, we ain't no limerick pros
Linking to that "how to" blows.
To follow the rules
would be so cruel
and the lines probably wouldn't rhyme.


See?

 

[ruby_my_dear]

These limericks are really quite fun
I'd write more but you see I must run
To read different threads
Or you've lost your heads
When you voted for cheese or for gum

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

How to Write a Limerick

I read the sample rhyme about this Sally
she most certainly isn't So- Cali.
Though we do love good food
I don't think that it's rude
when girls are just like totally valley.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Hey, we ain't no limerick pros
Linking to that "how to" blows.
To follow the rules
would be so cruel
and the lines probably wouldn't rhyme.


See?

I don't think that that you need to be pensive..
why does this how to have you defensive?
maybe others will come
because they wont feel dumb
and it'll gather a limerick collective!

 

[midwestyankee]

It's a shame to begin with invective
A post that should be quite suggestive
All that's needed is lust
Else the limerick is bust
And viagra the only corrective.

 

[DVS]

I don't think that that you need to be pensive..
why does this how to have you defensive?
maybe others will come
because they wont feel dumb
and it'll gather a limerick collective!

The "how to" doesn't bother me, it's OK.
We should all know exactly how to play.
But when counting the beats
I sometimes overheats
And not in a good, but a bad way.

 

[DVS]

These limericks are really quite fun
I'd write more but you see I must run
To read different threads
Or you've lost your heads
When you voted for cheese or for gum

It's nice to see that you're having fun
It's kind of like you're chewing gum
Saliva thirsting
Flavors bursting
But if cheese tries to temp you...run!