The new alt PlasticBunny belongs..........

i don't trust the plastic bunny!

*sobs*

i just want my sinny back.
 
Hey baby,

I heard you have an unusually large penis. I'd love to get to know it...I mean you, better.

Heh heh heh.

~Wings

Hey sugar,

You're all fine and stuff. Come on over here and let's make a baby since we obviously have the correct plumbing to create such a thing.

- Hot Guy
 
Hey sugar,

You're all fine and stuff. Come on over here and let's make a baby since we obviously have the correct plumbing to create such a thing.

- Hot Guy

That was the worst cyber attempt ever.

Are you sure you're not a guy?
 
That was the worst cyber attempt ever.

Are you sure you're not a guy?

Bwa ha ha ha haaaaaaa.
So with my new handle, I have my PMs turned on for the first time in my Lit history. I have been having fun with the mouthbreathers sending their cyber pitches. For the truly stupid ones, I respond by calling them "donkey fuckers." One guy read in my "how to change your handle thread" that I would be replying to all mouthbreathers with the words "donkey fuckers" and he STILL tried to cyber me after that. What. The. Hell?
 
I have some bad news. You know how you have thought you were fake e-marrying a woman all this time? Well.....

On the plus side, I do have an unusually large penis.

Can we still drink limoncello on the coast, and will you bring your unusually large penis??
 
This is my new handle, just FYI. I'm going to seek out your thread to get this going.
 
Will PlasticBunny also claim to text me dirty pictures while completely lying out of her ass?

Just wondering. Didn't know whether I should get my hopes up or not.
 
Will PlasticBunny also claim to text me dirty pictures while completely lying out of her ass?

Just wondering. Didn't know whether I should get my hopes up or not.


*snicker*

You go, girl!
 
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