Just one.

i'm resisting the urge to say one smile.
seriously, i'm making myself nauseous.

so instead i will say... just one sperm!
 
Weird, my previous post didn't.

My mum from her hospital bed, "I won't be coming home this time."

I thank her for that everyday.
 
My mum from her hospital bed, "I won't be coming home this time."

I thank her for that everyday.

That's heartbreaking and totally moving to me. I'll be going through the same sort of scenario with both of my parents in the very near future. They're both quite ill. I'll keep this story in mind. Thanks for sharing with us, Quoll. I appreciate it a lot.
 
That is a terrible stereotype and you should be ashamed of yourself.

...

I wish my bf was black.
 
Aww, I've enjoyed reading the softer side of several male Lit posters. Rob's posts made me chuckle, too.

Nice thread, December. I hope your parents get better.
 
Aww, I've enjoyed reading the softer side of several male Lit posters. Rob's posts made me chuckle, too.

Nice thread, December. I hope your parents get better.

I should've put an asterisk by your name above. Everyone knows you've beaten your best-record orgasm time by more than 30 seconds since then. Apologies. :eek:
 
Aww, I've enjoyed reading the softer side of several male Lit posters. Rob's posts made me chuckle, too.

Nice thread, December. I hope your parents get better.

Thanks. They won't be getting any better, but I appreciate the well wishes.

Also, I like your dickalier.
 
See, because in the song, Paul McCartney says for the bird to take its broken wing and learn to fly. So I was saying that maybe...
 
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