Now we know not to talk about pedos

[CHNOPS]

You're on here on Lit damn near every night as a shut-in trying desperately to track down gossip missed, squeeze in conversations and fun times with members that don't concern you, key in certain details about people you desperately want to find out about but can never get the straight dope on because you're a anti-social dumbfuck nobody wants to talk to and generally pissing your judgmental streams of holier-than-thou urea all over those different from you. Especially women.

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[eyer]

...

Is the child from your first marriage...

...or is he just one of your illegitimate runts?

 

[semen4her]

Hey
I'm sorry that we haven't met, I've read many of your posts and I think you're very funny

I genuinely regret what I said that day. If I could take it back, I would do it in a heartbeat. I've said and done many things I regret, and I feel very badly about my comment.

I'm asking you to forgive me...and for you to judge me on the 3,900 posts I've made here....not just one. I'm very new still, and every day I'm reminded of how much I don't know about the people here. I know nothing about the Memphis guy, other than the picture I saw. I read his thread after you mentioned it...and was shocked.

I'm not asking you to forget anything I've said, ever. I am asking you to take the bad with the good. If you're going to judge me, please judge me in my entirety...not on one stupid thing I said. I know that I can never again make a "first impression" on you, but I'm asking for the chance to make a better, more lasting one.

I own up to my mistakes when I make them, and I'm very sorry. That one comment is not indicative of the person I am, or how I fee

A better, more lasting impression has been made.

Congrats.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I've a gerbil named Grace, should I turn her in?

no give it to eyer to stick up his ass

 

[CHNOPS]

Is the child from your first marriage...

...or is he just one of your illegitimate runts?

As much as it pains me to say this, it appears I owe Vetteman an apology. He is not the worst insulter on the board.

You've got some killer material there, Eyer. Keep up the strong work!

 

[CHNOPS]

A better, more lasting impression has been made.

Congrats.

It's against the rules to post the contents of a PM. I'm disappointed in you.

Also, here's mine:

You know, I like you Sonny. What's more - I respect you.

Why do you persist in bringing up on comment I made that I've since apologized for? If you're going to judge me, fine, but I'm asking you to judge me on 3,500 posts altogether - not on one I made that I regret.

What do you want me to say? Are you going to be quoting that one post 5 years from now?

If aliens by Earth in a spaceship...and randomly abducted BusyBody as their one sample human by which there were going to judge the entire human race (God forbid).....that, with 100% honesty, is exactly what you're doing to me.

You're judging me by one thing I said, one time; even worse...I feel like you cut me of at that point....and never stopped to see if there was actually more to me as a person that one comment that was made unthinkingly.

I am never, and will never, shy away from being judged, so long as I am judged as a whole. I have made a ton of mistakes, and I've said a ton of things I regret.....but I'd like to think that my overall contribution to this world has been in the plus column.

I am asking you to give me a second chance. I am so sorry that I made such a terrible impression on you. I would be in your debt if you'll overlook it for a while, and give me a chance to show you...not better...but who I really am.

Grace

 

[Sean]

A better, more lasting impression has been made.

Congrats.

How come I never got this fucking PM, anyway?

 

[Sean]

I would be in your debt if you'll overlook it for a while, and give me a chance to show you...not better...but who I really am.

I'm not Jewish, but sometimes "Oy vey!" is just too appropriate not to use.

 

[bg23]

obviously your ass wasn't fit to be kissed, sean.

what memphis thread, nipples?

 

[CHNOPS]

I'm not Jewish, but sometimes "Oy vey!" is just too appropriate not to use.

And they say irony is dead.

 

[KRCummings]

How come I never got this fucking PM, anyway?

I didn't get one either.

 

[Sean]

obviously your ass wasn't fit to be kissed, sean.

I'm unimaginably hurt by this observation.


No, really.

 

[KRCummings]

It's against the rules to post the contents of a PM. I'm disappointed in you.

Also, here's mine:

So how come you get "respect"? That's bullshit. I'm gonna go bust that bitch out of prison and make her send me a pm that says she respects me.

 

[CHNOPS]

obviously your ass wasn't fit to be kissed, sean.

what memphis thread, nipples?

She got all "well, hello there" at Memphis Man's av.

 

[KRCummings]

She got all "well, hello there" at Memphis Man's av.

I saw her do that. It was creepy.

 

[bg23]

I'm unimaginably hurt by this observation.


No, really.

{{{Hugs}}}

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I want to go on record to say ladies any PM you send me will forever stay private between us regardless on what happens at a later time.

I will never under any circumstance divulge the contents of a PM to out Honey123 secret lust for me.

It's just how I roll.

 

[pointless]

so basically nipples received his pm about two hours after sonny.

 

[bg23]

She got all "well, hello there" at Memphis Man's av.

memphis man never made it on my radar, i wonder if i put him on ignore without realising it.

 

[Cheyenne]

obviously your ass wasn't fit to be kissed, sean.

what memphis thread, nipples?

I was wondering that, too. Which thread?

 

[Sean]

{{{Hugs}}}

You're going to start a "bg's happy place" thread now, aren't you?

 

[Sean]

so basically nipples received his pm about two hours after sonny.

LMAO.

 

[bg23]

i did! i did taw a puddy - i mean, put him on ignore. i wonder why.

 

[Cheyenne]

I didn't get one either.

Me, either.

Then again, I don't remember ever taking to this Grace person on the board.

 

[Sean]

i did! i did taw a puddy - i mean, put him on ignore. i wonder why.

Because he's a retarded racist scumbag?