Now we know not to talk about pedos

[PlasticBunny]

Somehow I don't think she's in her "happy place."

And the lesson is never trust anyone who makes PG threads on the GB.

Truth.

 

[SweetGasps]

no amount of camera angles could hide her little lady lip stache.

I thought I was the only one who thought that's what that was.

Thank you.

 

[clutch1]

no amount of camera angles could hide her little lady lip stache.

In her defense, she was going to teach the fourteen year old how to groom his when it grew in.

 

[hobbit.]

In her defense, she was going to teach the fourteen year old how to groom his when it grew in.

'groom' now theres a good word...

 

[PlasticBunny]

In her defense, she was going to teach the fourteen year old how to groom his when it grew in.

I laughed almost as hard as I did last night when you first posted that.

 

[clutch1]

I laughed almost as hard as I did last night when you first posted that.

Thread got nuked right after I did post that, thought it was worth another shot.

 

[clutch1]

'groom' now theres a good word...

Ha!!!

 

[PlasticBunny]

Thread got nuked right after I did post that, thought it was worth another shot.

True, true. I mean, why let a perfectly good line become a victim of the cyber vortex, right?

 

[hobbit.]

I laughed almost as hard as I did last night when you first posted that.

Thread got nuked right after I did post that, thought it was worth another shot.

Ha!!!

must be my misunderstanding.

 

[IndieSnob]

I leave for a few hours to get myself situated for house sitting, and no one had the decency to tell me people we're having fun.

Assholes.

 

[KRCummings]

Technically she isn't a pedo. I think she just falls under the scumbag umbrella. I wonder if the ladies on Cell Block 4 will like her stache. She could get one of those Mustache Rides $1 t-shirts to wear around the prison. Might have to cross out the dollar and put a picture of a cigarette on it. Prisoners are good at improvising I hear.

 

[eyer]

...instead of proselytizing this faux high-brow, snobbish, judgmental attitude towards everyone different from you, including the women you desperately want to look your way and get petulant with when they choose to look at Perg instead of you...

You reckon then, too, that's one of the deals why some are so despondent today about this...

...is that a guy like married pere (eg) was looking too much GracefullyYour's way instead of theirs?

And those "single" guys who were fooled, "manipulated" by GracefullyYours: how 'bout RobDownSouth (even though he's in a relationship and has kids)...

...what do you reckon his role in this drama is?

Was he actually liking on GracefullyYours...

...or was he just disingenuously playing her for more info to spring - you know, perhaps as part of a cabal of jealous and turned-down "folks" who then sought to revenge such a perceived slight?

Nah...

...that'd be so out of character for such highly-held members of the LIT Junior High Student Council. :rollfriggin'eyes:

What about Islandman? He's part of the "popular" crowd here, right? Was he with the cabal or was such a seemingly brilliant guy like him "manipulated", too? Is he one of the victimized, "single" guys VaGirl feels so sad for today?

And who are these alts so actively involved in this issue recently?

Like Bohemian Boy who first promised the exposé, but disappeared along with RDS at the same time...

...and Deep Throat, who created a new identity and a debut thread simply to show the before and after, but didn't get to it before the deal was revealed so characteristically sheepishly by, guess who, SeanH?

And, in re: to your fantasy:

So desperate am I for women on this board to look my way as you, quite obviously, need to imagine, it would then figure at least one female poster on this board could speak up and post I've PM'd her first...

...but that is a truthful impossibility.

Can you say that, player?

 

[CHNOPS]

Technically she isn't a pedo. I think she just falls under the scumbag umbrella. I wonder if the ladies on Cell Block 4 will like her stache. She could get one of those Mustache Rides $1 t-shirts to wear around the prison. Might have to cross out the dollar and put a picture of a cigarette on it. Prisoners are good at improvising I hear.

Funny to me how many people got that 'please give me another chance, I'm not as bad as my racist posts suggest' PM.

Hey, it turns out you're right. You're much worse!

 

[PlasticBunny]

Funny to me how many people got that 'please give me another chance, I'm not as bad as my racist posts suggest' PM.

Hey, it turns out you're right. You're much worse!

I never got that PM from her. What does that say about me??

Oh, yeah. Nothing.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You reckon then, too, that's one of the deals why some are so despondent today about this...

...is that a guy like married pere (eg) was looking too much GracefullyYour's way instead of theirs?

And those "single" guys who were fooled, "manipulated" by GracefullyYours: how 'bout RobDownSouth (even though he's in a relationship and has kids)...

...what do you reckon his role in this drama is?

Was he actually liking on GracefullyYours...

...or was he just disingenuously playing her for more info to spring - you know, perhaps as part of a cabal of jealous and turned-down "folks" who then sought to revenge such a perceived slight?

Nah...

...that'd be so out of character for such highly-held members of the LIT Junior High Student Council. :rollfriggin'eyes:

What about Islandman? He's part of the "popular" crowd here, right? Was he with the cabal or was such a seemingly brilliant guy like him "manipulated", too? Is he one of the victimized, "single" guys VaGirl feels so sad for today?

And who are these alts so actively involved in this issue recently?

Like Bohemian Boy who first promised the exposé, but disappeared along with RDS at the same time...

...and Deep Throat, who created a new identity and a debut thread simply to show the before and after, but didn't get to it before the deal was revealed so characteristically sheepishly by, guess who, SeanH?

And, in re: to your fantasy:

So desperate am I for women on this board to look my way as you, quite obviously, need to imagine, it would then figure at least one female poster on this board could speak up and post I've PM'd her first...

...but that is a truthful impossibility.

Can you say that, player?

First things...

...first.

Stop using already dated terms that look horribly anachronistic on your lapel...

...like "player."

You are investing way way way too much strained and fake interest in negligible drama here...

...that typically should not even concern you.

You used to be all about the politics and people not profaning against God and you were happy n' content in that lil' niche...

...now your grill is all up in trying to show up certain women on this site and the guys they smile with.

In particular, this latest Grace episode...

...has really got your dander stiff and erect.

Like, you're running around here poking everyone with your newfound woody over all this...

...as if it were a significantly threatening jousting pole.

The question is, Eyer...

...why do you care so much?

You never cared about the alts before...

You never cared about the drama before...

You never cared about the machinations of sex, sexuality and sexual attraction within the members of an online community before...

...and that's what's happening here, along with the requisite garnishes of bullshit stories, cyphers and posturing.

You...

...or, more exactly, your online persona...

...was supposed to be...

...beyond this.

...above this.

...more mature than this.

...more evolved than this.

I mean...

...you purposefully don't even write out cusswords properly, for f&*#'s sake!



The only thing I can think of for a reason...

...besides you being lonely and just wanting to get into the party that started and finished without you...

...is that...

...Grace gave you a kissy-face shout-out when she was still fresh, when her milkshake still brought all the boys to her yard and when she was still believable.

And maybe, just maybe...

...you didn't want to lose the only woman on this site who vocally admitted to want to be in your corner.

(Jen alts don't count)



Hey, at least you were in good company...

...she got wet when BusyBody showed her his car...

...what were you gonna show her?

 

[TexasWife25]

...what were you gonna show her?

Best post in the thread

 

[RoryN]

...Grace gave you a kissy-face shout-out when she was still fresh, when her milkshake still brought all the boys to her yard and when she was still believable.

And maybe, just maybe...

...you didn't want to lose the only woman on this site who vocally admitted to want to be in your corner.

That figures.

 

[mercury14]

I missed something on th GB didn't I?

 

[CHNOPS]

You...

...or, more exactly, your online persona...

...was supposed to be...

...beyond this.

...above this.

Actually the poster behind Eyer has always shown a weakness for gossip, of both on- and offline celebrifluff.

 

[SuperTramp1]

I missed something on th GB didn't I?

Yeah, we busted a female sex offender

 

[TexasWife25]

Yeah, we busted a female sex offender

....we?

 

[Wrong Element]

For someone who maintains a consistent stance of being on a separate intellectual plane than the rest of the great unwashed of the GB, Eyer seems suspiciously well-informed on who Grace was flirting with and vice versa.

Though he's right that the Deep Throat photoshop thread makes a lot more sense now than it did a few days ago.

 

[Aquagal]

Go visit Dear X on the PG. Seems she contacted the last poster.

 

[TexasWife25]

Go visit Dear X on the PG. Seems she contacted the last poster.

Good god, who hasnt she contacted.

 

[eyer]

Actually the poster behind Eyer has always shown a weakness for gossip, of both on- and offline celebrifluff.

No doubt he'll appreciate your hand...

...even though it's his fapjob.

And you really do need to reevaluate the definition of "weakness"...

...unless you don't actually reckon losing your wife and kids partly because you need to play here so much is a "weakness".

Or are you one of the married guys on this board who says their wife is totally aware of their activities here, that theirs is an open marriage, that the mass amounts of time you spend here takes nothing away from your family, and that when you PM women on this board and tell them your wife also approves of you coming to them and having an affair, you're actually being honest?

If that is the kind of marriage you have...

...my apologies for simply thinking you're just another piece of disingenuous crap.