Dear Litster...

[jake34]

Dear Lister Who Does Not Even Know Me,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Say that 50 times without stopping and messing up and then maybe you can try to judge me.

Now I strongly suggest that you kindly put down the toy saw and take a step back.

Don't make me have to be a buzzkill to all of your fun.

 

[jake34]

Dear Fake Lister,

There is no village that would even accept me.

So I have decided to just wander around yours.

So fake a smile or something and get the fuck over it.

 

[INeedLove]

Dear Mr Once Upon a Time Litster,

Your posts make me sad. And I thought you were capable of so much more.

Ms In the past Litsteress

 

[jake34]

Dear Anonymous Ass,

I don't play silly games like you. I am a straight shooter. I told you to leave me alone days ago. I told you that I am no longer associated with you. I guess you are just a little slow. That's quite refreshing. Most on here are rather fast. I don't stalk shit and your medicine did not seem to go down too well. That is what happens I guess when common folk like you try to not only play judge and jury but also doctor and psychologist. Where did you get your degree from again? Oh I forgot. Your nothing more than an ass. Silly thing, this is supposed to be a place to have fun. I should be able to come here to have fun. Just like you. So why have you and your stupid friends harassed me since day one? Why can you not all get over shit and just ignore those you don't like? See the thing is Toots that I am only doing what I am doing to give all of you a taste of your own medicine. You are an idiot to think that I am mad about people who have turned me down. Just because I tried to start a thread to ask a general and legitimate question. If you took the time to read my posts lately, you would see that I do not even care about others liking me. I have come to take out all of this trash. Now pray tell me. I am having a little trouble with this one. How exactly do you get rid of an ass? Oh I forgot. You are already leaving. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear Litsters,

What the H is going on lately??

Love,
The NRJ

 

[jake34]

Dear Mrs. In The Past Listeress,

Nothing sad at all about taking care of a little unfinished business. It's all been a long time coming. Or in your speak, cumming. I thought that the world was capable of more. But then came all of this horrible technology. Now people have a safe medium to be both rude and promiscuous. You can be a whore and a judge without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Sometimes class can be a little harsh. Even disturbing. Does not mean the lessons need not be taught.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

When did the mom from CARRIE start posting here?

 

[kendra1980]

When did the mom from CARRIE start posting here?

Dear Man Above me Litster (and I mean that in the conventional way)

I read all that, shake my head and move along. The steam will run out of it soon enough, or we can hope.

Wishing You a Very Happy Friday Litster

 

[jake34]

Dear Listers,

Well, well, well.

Looks like Friday is trash day after all.

Seems as if a couple of you need to go check out some other threads on here besides this one.

You never know just what you might come across.

Things like Brady Bunch loving cowboys who condone having sex with dead parents being banned from Lit.

Or graceful posters who like to give out shit not being able to take any back and being made basically speechless and silent.

So since some others are having problems with these fuckers.

Including the Lit moderators.

Maybe I am not so crazy after all.

You all think that I am nothing more than a broken record.

Well maybe it is one that should keep playing.

I may be 102 years old and not have the latest MP3 players.

But I know what's what.

Like I keep saying.

I have come to bring the truth.

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Dear Litster


Thank you for coming
ISLY

Your princessa litster

 

[fathom7]

Dear Litster:

Yes - I really do miss you. No real accounting for that -- just do.

SK Litster

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Dear Muse Litster,

Sometimes I wish that I,
That I...
That I could lay down beside of you.
Stare into your eyes,
and breathe the breath of joy.
Sometimes I wish,
I wish that I,
That I could just be
yours....

Your Inspired Litster

 

[smotherman]

Dear Seducing Litster,

Seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.


Me Litster

 

[NattyBumppo]

To the insufferably boorish troll,

As far as hypocrites go, you're in the lead. You judge a woman whom you don't know and then criticize those who defend her. Your virtual courage is loud and proud, which allows you to attack a fine woman who's done nothing to you. Then you sit back and wallow in the attention your childish behavior draws.

On that point you win. You've gained undeserved attention for being an assholic prick. That's quite a resume-filler; I'm sure prospective employers will be fighting over you for that reason alone.

Get a mirror and look into it. Read what you've written and then go back and look in that mirror.

Leave her alone. She's done nothing to you. But if, in your twisted view of reality, she has, you probably deserved it.

Not Known Fondly Around These Parts But Always Willing to Defend a Friend

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear man above me,

Good job on spoiling your girl for Valentine's Day!!

I am hoping to meet up with you, too, this summer.

Signed a fan. LOL

By the way....have you heard that I Love You Denard song on youtube? lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Litster,

Thanks for making me feel incompetent. It's a wonderful feeling. I appreciate it so very much. Can you come back tomorrow, so we can play this game again?

Red

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Dear Litster,

If I were doing something that made me so miserable and hateful, I would just quit doing it.

JustaPig

 

[tekgirl]

Dear Litster,

You drive me crazy!! In a good way.

Me

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Anonymous Litster -

How do you expect me to answer the question:

When is the next installment of Ice Racer?

If you do not send me an email address in which to respond to your question?

Red - the Ice Racer writer

 

[DayMaker]

Dear Too-Sweet Litster,

You always know exactly what I need. We may not always be in sync, but we're always on the same page. I don't really know what prompted our conversation the other night, but I'm glad we had it. VERY glad. I keep a lot of things inside, but it felt good to get it out. Thank you.

Signed,

Still Smiling

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

There's so much I want to say, and to tell you... sometimes I wonder where to start. But I think I'll say what is always on the foremost of my mind: I'm always here.

Oh, and I think I'll also just say: 1.

Yours, your C. Litster.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Litster,

I think you're making a mistake and you need to take a moment to think about the fire you're playing with. There is no easy resolution and whether it ends now or later, the pain isn't going to be any less.

Good luck.



Red

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Dear Lister,

I don't know what to day, nor how to convey it. forgive me for not being as charming as I seem. I'm just a little bit in awe.

Sincerely,

Sagey Litster

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

There's so much that I need to say that I think I'll need two mouths! Regardless, everything I said so far stands. More than that, it has multiplied a hundredfold. It means more today than it did yesterday, than it did last week, than it did a month ago, than it did... Well, I think you get the idea .

Just thought I'd mention it..

Yours, your C. Litster

 

[SheWantsYou]

Dear Big and Tall Litster,

I love the emails. Keep them coming. Please?

Yours Truly,

The Kinky Romantic Litster