Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Deleted member 1306910]

Sleep well?

*yelps and jumps, spinning around wildly*

YES!! I SLEPT WELL AND AM GRATEFUL, OH VOICES!

 

[Designing_Angel]

*yelps and jumps, spinning around wildly*

YES!! I SLEPT WELL AND AM GRATEFUL, OH VOICES!

Medic!

Honey you're still a little spun tight. Do you want a drink or a sedative?

We wimmenz in the bunker like to roam around nekkid. You're not dreaming. But I'm not sure why you're yelling,

*shakes head, muttering under my breath, I hope he makes it cuz he's kinda cute.

 

[NeonKnickers]

Hey troops! No more fighting. And look over here! Potatoes and...DEER GUTS?!?!?



What's happening today?

 

[Daizie]

*yelps and jumps, spinning around wildly*

YES!! I SLEPT WELL AND AM GRATEFUL, OH VOICES!

Whoa, easy hon. Coffee, tea or booze?

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Medic!

Honey you're still a little spun tight. Do you want a drink or a sedative?

We wimmenz in the bunker like to roam around nekkid. You're not dreaming. But I'm not sure why you're yelling,

*shakes head, muttering under my breath, I hope he makes it cuz he's kinda cute.

Whoa, easy hon. Coffee, tea or booze?

*whips head back and forth observing the charms. Then something registers*

Sedative sounds good. I think I'm going to be drunk and high for the next couple of days, if thats alright. Anyone who wishes to take sexual advantage of me during that period, be warned I wont be able to resist, but I also wont remember.

 

[Designing_Angel]

*whips head back and forth observing the charms. Then something registers*

Sedative sounds good. I think I'm going to be drunk and high for the next couple of days, if thats alright. Anyone who wishes to take sexual advantage of me during that period, be warned I wont be able to resist, but I also wont remember.

You asked for it but don't be surprised if you wake up handcuffed to your bed.

As for the shot, that's going to have to be in your hip.....drop 'em hon.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

You asked for it but don't be surprised if you wake up handcuffed to your bed.

As for the shot, that's going to have to be in your hip.....drop 'em hon.

Ma'am, yes ma'am! *drops trow*

 

[WhipLuvr]

Oh no you didn't.

Remember I talked about voting someone off the island?

You've got until 11 PM tonight to get her to accept an apology from you. Not just you apologizing, but you apologizing so well that she actually accepts your apology.

This isn't that kind of place. I have made it clear on more than one occasion that I never intended this to be a role playing thread, despite it having turned into one. Your social skills have caused more than one lady to get mad at you; and now this.

I'm offended for her. And all the women. I don't care if everyone of them writes me privately and tells me that they don't mind you calling one of them this. Do it somewhere else. I'm so angry that you've called one of "my guests" this that I have considered just deleting the thread.


I can't force you in any way to stop posting in my thread short of deleting the thread. But the rest of us are having a great time as far as I can tell. But this goes so far past what I am able to tolerate that I'll leave it up to her. I'm asking you nicely to just go away or get her positive answer.

I can't stand someone calling one of my friends this unless she's given you permission to do so.

So either be gone...or figure out the apology of your lifetime. Think Jack Nicholson's apology towards the end of As Good As It Gets. Think begging for your life apology. Don't fuck this up, cause if she doesn't accept it, I want you to just leave. If she does, we'll move on and let you play along until your social skills improve. If she doesn't, I ask as politely as I can, that you go find some other role playing thread to insult ladies in. This one isn't it.

Got it?

11 PM. 9 February 12. Get that acceptance of your apology from her in this thread or just please leave.

And don't ever call a lady a twat again for as long as you live.

Bravo, Chain.

 

[MedicalMuse]

*and back to the bunker



Thanks for the coffee... Should I call you MM or just Muse?

Either/or, you Decide. I'm pretty accommodating

And you're welcome.

 

[MedicalMuse]

She's nutty. Don't let her fool you. She put that on her own head.

Well, we all must do what we must. Anything I can help with? I like to earn my keep. I brought my medic bag with me.

 

[Size13]

*walks out of the armory rubbing my eyes*

WTF?

You people are twisted...

Nevyn, Dude. Your gun didn't make it. You wore her ass out...

I found this in the armory, in fact, we have a whole crate of these:

http://www.covertairsoft.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/3/f/3f6e28f26fbf62f7ab6ded5c2f23de3b.jpg

Take it. You need to change calibers though as this one is .308...

*sets the weapon on the table and walks out of the room*

I wonder where DA went....

 

[BradBigBrain]

*walks out of the armory rubbing my eyes*

WTF?

You people are twisted...

Nevyn, Dude. Your gun didn't make it. You wore her ass out...

I found this in the armory, in fact, we have a whole crate of these:

http://www.covertairsoft.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/3/f/3f6e28f26fbf62f7ab6ded5c2f23de3b.jpg

Take it. You need to change calibers though as this one is .308...

*sets the weapon on the table and walks out of the room*

I wonder where DA went....

I would take it, but I'm right handed with left eye dominant. I'm gonna stick with less sniperish kinds of weapons. Like my Judge, my smaller glock and the shotgun mounted in my deuce.

http://nickstreehousecafe.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/judge.jpg

http://mactec-militaryarms.com/840b_glock26.jpg

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

*walks out of the armory rubbing my eyes*

WTF?

You people are twisted...

Nevyn, Dude. Your gun didn't make it. You wore her ass out...

I found this in the armory, in fact, we have a whole crate of these:

http://www.covertairsoft.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/3/f/3f6e28f26fbf62f7ab6ded5c2f23de3b.jpg

Take it. You need to change calibers though as this one is .308...

*sets the weapon on the table and walks out of the room*

I wonder where DA went....

Thanks! This is the bestest gift a fella could ever ask for. I'll have to head to the armory and start reloading ammo.

Its hard sometimes, finding ambidextrous weapons. Being a lefty in a world of righties sucks.

 

[Daizie]

*Sets down a tray of snacks and drinks*


http://www.whuzzups.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/snacks.jpg

http://www.anbrcama.com/contents/healthwatch/images/soft_drinks.jpg http://www.alibabalasvegas.com/images/cat_after-dinner-drink.gif

Help yourselves. New toy, stranger?

 

[85Ironman]

I'm gonna stick with less sniperish kinds of weapons. Like my Judge...

I like to hit them from a distance (think Barrett) but I'm also a big fan of the judge. Great for close in work if the bad guys get up into your personal space...

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I like to hit them from a distance (think Barrett) but I'm also a big fan of the judge. Great for close in work if the bad guys get up into your personal space...

I have the rifle for a distance. It's also good for a burst if you have multiple targets and little or no backup. For mid range, I like the 12 guage Mossberg pump.



For close work, I use this:

 

[JSensei]

Pfft. Guns are for people too scared to let a little chemical warfare do the work. Give me my bottle of Conc. Sulfuric and maybe some NaOH pellets for good measure, and I got plenty of firepower. Also, base bath in a super soaker? Surprisingly effective. We use it to clean glassware. And by "clean" I mean dissolve the top layer of corning glass. Does a number to flesh. It REALLY doesnt get along with people.

Also, can people try to not post ginormous pictures on here?

 

[Designing_Angel]

Second that. Please PM me if any one needs help making there images thread size.

A

 

[JSensei]

Second that. Please PM me if any one needs help making there images thread size.

A

Yeah, my iPad no likey.

 

[Chaingun]

Eeeeeeek!


Hey, Man. Resize your damned pictures.

You're gonna break Lit's server and increase the lag time. That'll piss off owners of the other vanity threads.

LOL. As much as I'd like to claim that my thread broke Lit, I don't want RedHairedAndFriendly and IHateClowns pissed at me.



Carry on!

 

[Daizie]

Found this thing lying in a backroom. Mine?

http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Military/PSE%20TAC%2015%20Crossbow/PSE-TAC-15-Crossbow.jpg

 

[Chaingun]

http://mactec-militaryarms.com/840b_glock26.jpg

Ahhh, that's cute.

Remind me later to show you the Glock 24...longest Glock barrel ever made.

Ka-Blooooey!!!

*Sets down a tray of snacks and drinks*


http://www.whuzzups.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/snacks.jpg[/IMG[/QUOTE] Daizie, that is an awesome idea. We need to start making our own potato chips! I love gourmet flavored potato chips. Is anybody here from Cincinnati, OH or Grammercy, LA or Nottingham, PA? Cause I really hoped you brought some Grippo's XX Hot chips, some Zapp's Cajun Dill Gator Taters, or Herr's Heinz Ketchup Flavored potato chips. Perhaps we can replicate their recipes. [QUOTE="Nevyn_Black, post: 39929738, member: 1306910"]For close work, I use this: [IMG]http://images.wikia.com/fallout/images/3/3a/BroadMachete.png

Excellent! Blades don't need reloading!!!

 

[Chaingun]

Bravo, Chain.

Thank you.

Hope your day is going well.

 

[Chaingun]

http://www.anbrcama.com/contents/healthwatch/images/soft_drinks.jpg http://www.alibabalasvegas.com/images/cat_after-dinner-drink.gif

Mmmm, soda.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/soilantgreen/Avatars/CAN44.jpg

Try the stuff I make. It's got 15% more people!!!

 

[Chaingun]

Back to the more important things in life like saving the world from Zombies haha

You know it, Nice Lady.

And when they're all gone, I'll worry about repopulating it.