Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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I'm just adding in here that is is by far the thread that makes me laugh the most. I can lurk and it's almost like people watching. With zombies and FMPs. I *love* this place. :D
Okay, I'll go back to sitting in the corner.
 
I'm just adding in here that is is by far the thread that makes me laugh the most. I can lurk and it's almost like people watching. With zombies and FMPs. I *love* this place. :D
Okay, I'll go back to sitting in the corner.
Let us know of any more troll zombies and we can send a patrol out for you.
 
* is in the bedroom working furiously at a pile of wires and cables*

HAHA I DID IT!!! WE HAVE INTERNEt ,BABY!!!

* dances happily and heads out ot the main hall to tell everyone*
 
*looks up as Whips comes hootin n hollerin in* Theres still net to be had? i thought lines were down all over? n most host sites were rubble?
 
* shrugs*
Sure we cant get on most places. But the porn sites still work. We can fix it.
 
nmmmm porn. Well, with the luck I've had with the ladies round here, porn might be a good thing. Might accidentally blow one of your gorgeous heads off if I did. Hm... lesseee... New York was... 10 months ago? Since then, til now, all I was was this 80 year old couple. Damn but they were spritely. Wielding shotguns. *he grins, obviously being playful. Though it has been that long, and the two old geezers were quite funny.* In fact they had some damned good 'shine.
 
From out of the mist comes the sound of an M-16, firing 3 round bursts, and the splatter of zombie brains hitting the ground. Something big and dark moves just under the surface of the fog, like a whale surfacing and then dropping back into the deep. Muzzle flashes burst like lightening in a storm cell.

After many long moments, the killing sounds stop and are replaced by a lonely, cold wind, that slowly blows across the wasteland, ripping the misty fog to tatters. A shape moves closer to the bunker, becoming more distinct.

http://www.samods.org/staff/magic/articles/Fallout4/FONV-1.jpg

The lone warrior walks up to the outer bunker door and pounds a fist on the rusted steel.

BOOOMMmmnn

BOOooommmnn

BOOM
 
From out of the mist comes the sound of an M-16, firing 3 round bursts, and the splatter of zombie brains hitting the ground. Something big and dark moves just under the surface of the fog, like a whale surfacing and then dropping back into the deep. Muzzle flashes burst like lightening in a storm cell.

After many long moments, the killing sounds stop and are replaced by a lonely, cold wind, that slowly blows across the wasteland, ripping the misty fog to tatters. A shape moves closer to the bunker, becoming more distinct.

http://www.samods.org/staff/magic/articles/Fallout4/FONV-1.jpg

The lone warrior walks up to the outer bunker door and pounds a fist on the rusted steel.

BOOOMMmmnn

BOOooommmnn

BOOM

(looks through the peep hole)

*blink blink*
 
"Let me in, or I'll do my best with whats left of my miserable life to blow this place into gravel and scrap metal."

Oooh... a tough guy... ;)

*pulls the 5 bolts in the door and pushes it open*

Welcome.

Walk down the hall here and hang a left at the T. There is food, drink, and water...
 
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