Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Chaingun]

Oh then we better get you a potato and a marshmallow too. You may need it on the next patrol.

*responding through the haze of pain*

"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft, okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stay_Puft_Marshmallow_Man


*giggles more as the girls carry him to the med bay*

 

[Designing_Angel]

*responding through the haze of pain*

"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft, okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stay_Puft_Marshmallow_Man


*giggles more as the girls carry him to the med bay*

Slaps CG on the shoulder.
If you got time to giggle and sport wood, I'm thinking your going to pull through. Here, have some bourbon. It will make yeah fell loads better.

 

[Chaingun]

Wooooohooooooooooo!!! That's good stuff. Knob Creek if I am correct.

Alright, up and at 'em!! Let's have some cookies, some more liquor, and some naked dancing. I'm sure the bleeding in my lower leg will stop soon. The girls in the 6x6 will keep; they're chained up properly and I threw them a bunch of singles so they'll spend all night trying to pick them up and stuff them in their g-strings. And our other friend--the lady who drove me here--will get showered up and come introduce herself soon enough.

*hobbles off to go dance, leaving a trail of blood*

"It's only a flesh wound." [/Black Knight voice from Monty Python's Holy Grail]

 

[sereneone4u]

Wooooohooooooooooo!!! That's good stuff. Knob Creek if I am correct.

Alright, up and at 'em!! Let's have some cookies, some more liquor, and some naked dancing. I'm sure the bleeding in my lower leg will stop soon. The girls in the 6x6 will keep; they're chained up properly and I threw them a bunch of singles so they'll spend all night trying to pick them up and stuff them in their g-strings. And our other friend--the lady who drove me here--will get showered up and come introduce herself soon enough.

*hobbles off to go dance, leaving a trail of blood*

"It's only a flesh wound." [/Black Knight voice from Monty Python's Holy Grail]

You are so messy, CG...sigh

Gets out the mop and disinfectant

 

[Chaingun]

You are so messy, CG...sigh

Gets out the mop and disinfectant

*Drunkenly yells back down the hall towards you*

"Tomorrow, I invent a robot that will clean that up!"

 

[fungatorgurl101]

*drags out my blankey and tucks to a corner on top of the speaker for my nappy*

Gotta get my booty sleep!!

 

[Designing_Angel]

Heading to the girls bunker....
Two on, two off CG. No night patrol for me.

 

[Chaingun]

*drags out my blankey and tucks to a corner on top of the speaker for my nappy*

Gotta get my booty sleep!!

Oh, no, we're having a dance party. Shake your booty young lady.


And there are plenty of beds around this place. No need to sleep on top of a speaker.

 

[Chaingun]

Heading to the girls bunker....
Two on, two off CG. No night patrol for me.

"Girls bunker" What the hell? This is co-ed, Baby!

 

[sereneone4u]

Heading to the girls bunker....
Two on, two off CG. No night patrol for me.

Finishes cleaning up after cleaning up and goes on night patrol with DA

 

[Chaingun]

OK, so more of the story...

I blew up the convoy of vehicles that the marauders were using. Everything's burning, chaos, everyone left alive is either hurt or knocked out by the concussive blast of the explosion. And the remaining undead, that weren't on fire, were heading towards the survivors who clearly had been living off of the efforts of other groups of survivors. I knew that the marauders had prisoners and one last running vehicle.

So next thing I knew, I was releasing prisoners--two very pretty women--both of whom you'll recognize, I'm sure. And just before we got the armored vehicle started again, I saw two more girls I knew. And dammit, they'd clearly been bitten. And the idea hit me; maybe I could save them. I have a cure I've been working on and they might be the perfect guinea pigs. So I very carefully lured them towards me by throwing a hundred dollars in singles into the back of the armored car. Right about five seconds after I yelled, "I'll make it rain on you ladies!" they were all over those dollar bills. And my manacles and ankle restraints were all over them. They were not happy, but too bad.

I think that when the last car exploded was when I got hit by the flying piece of metal. I actually pulled the door handle of a 86 Caprice Classic out of my lower leg. Then, I think I passed out.

There was a lot of jostling. I think I was carried. I heard more gunfire. The diesel clattered to life and then one of the ladies drove like crazy to get me here while the other worked on stopping the bleeding and pleading with me to get rid of the two zombie strippers.

Then I woke up here naked with the ladies looking down at me.

Anybody seen my rescuers?

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Damn was I glad to see CG when he showed up to rescue us from the marauders. Those were some mean SOB's. However the one who decided that he wanted to rape my friend and I got a little more than he bargained for. I still had the Swiss Army Knife in my boot. That cork screw made a damned good cock screw!!! I dare say that he will not think of attempting to rape another woman again. hehe.

However after we had to pick CG up and carry him to the armored vehicle my back hurts like crazy. Is there a masseuse here who has strong hands?

Oh, if you will look in the armored vehicle you will fine a huge crate of medical supplies. My friend and I had planned to use that vehicle to escape. Thankfully it was the vehicle that survived. The marauders had raided a hospital and we relieved them of the medical supplies that they had stolen. Hopefully there will be something there that will be useful in treating CG's injuries.

Personally I am going to take a shower and get out of these bloody, ragged clothes. Does anyone have any clothing that I can borrow? We were more concerned with stealing medical supplies, etc. than with packing what few belongings we still had. If not, I am completely OK with going naked. However, I could really use that massage after I shower and check on CG to see how he is doing.

 

[Chaingun]

Thanks for saving me, P-Dub!

I'm feeling better already. And we missed you; glad you're back. And feel free to wander about nekkid! We don't need clothes here, we're all friends.

Come to the mess hall and dance with us. I found my old Prince CD's.

 

[sereneone4u]

Thanks for saving me, P-Dub!

I'm feeling better already. And we missed you; glad you're back. And feel free to wander about nekkid! We don't need clothes here, we're all friends.

Come to the mess hall and dance with us. I found my old Prince CD's.

Are we going to party like it's 1999?

lol

 

[Designing_Angel]

Are we going to party like it's 1999?

lol

Wait, you aren't going to play Pussy Control are you?

 

[Chaingun]

Are we going to party like it's 1999?

lol

You know it, Baby!!!

I think I know what to do with this thing I woke up with. Gotta figure out a way to make it stop bobbing around while I'm trying to dance.

 

[Chaingun]

Wait, you aren't going to play Pussy Control are you?

Well, that's how I was going to stop that annoying bobbing.

 

[sereneone4u]

Well, that's how I was going to stop that annoying bobbing.

With the zombie chicks?

 

[Chaingun]

With the zombie chicks?

Well, that's a project for tomorrow.




By the way, for now, I'm calling them Thing One and Thing Two. If they can be successfully rescued, we'll call them by their human names.

 

[Designing_Angel]

With the zombie chicks?

Don't ask, he spent way to much time in the tank with the zombie strippers.

 

[sereneone4u]

Don't ask, he spent way to much time in the tank with the zombie strippers.

Bwahahaha

 

[sereneone4u]

Well, that's a project for tomorrow.

Then what is the project for tonight?

 

[Chaingun]

Then what is the project for tonight?

Dancing, Baby!

Woohoo! Let's have some fun. Let's celebrate being alive!

 

[Designing_Angel]

Bwahahaha

With he didn't tell was the real reason for the fire over there. He was getting too worked up and hit the launch buttons for the flash bombs.

Silly CG, tricks are for hookers.

 

[sereneone4u]

Dancing, Baby!

Woohoo! Let's have some fun. Let's celebrate being alive!

*Swaying to the music provocatively *