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fungatorgurl101 said:
I live in TN we have Moonshine and Bourbon :D
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Listen Lady, "Tennessee" doesn't exist any more. This is Zombie-Land. There is not government, no boundaries, no rules, no order, no safety. Sure, call it Tennessee. But you want to get to the Republic of Dave ASAP cause not only do we have liquor, we got music and dancing, we've got interlocking fields of fire, we've got ammo, we've got explosives, we've got a hundred and one ways to break things, and we've got lots of comfy beds.

We've got motorboating of bewbies!

And we've got fun!
 
Chaingun said:
Listen Lady, "Tennessee" doesn't exist any more. This is Zombie-Land. There is not government, no boundaries, no rules, no order, no safety. Sure, call it Tennessee. But you want to get to the Republic of Dave ASAP cause not only do we have liquor, we got music and dancing, we've got interlocking fields of fire, we've got ammo, we've got explosives, we've got a hundred and one ways to break things, and we've got lots of comfy beds.

We've got motorboating of bewbies!

And we've got fun!
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What you don't have are pink fluffy bunny slippers... What's with that! I can't blend in with the Walmart zombies without my bunny slippers and my Forever Lazy jumper.
 
Designing_Angel said:
Scotch?

Hi Gator, how about a Jack and Coke? Or maybe some of those chocolate chip cookies we tucked away in the girls barracks.
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As I mentioned I can bring some Gentleman with me, I can stop get coke and I have sweet tea too (From Publix even) .... and I also make mean Peanut butter cookies too!
 
Chaingun said:
Listen Lady, "Tennessee" doesn't exist any more. This is Zombie-Land. There is not government, no boundaries, no rules, no order, no safety. Sure, call it Tennessee. But you want to get to the Republic of Dave ASAP cause not only do we have liquor, we got music and dancing, we've got interlocking fields of fire, we've got ammo, we've got explosives, we've got a hundred and one ways to break things, and we've got lots of comfy beds.

We've got motorboating of bewbies!

And we've got fun!
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OF COURSE YOU HAVE FUN... you have ME!! AND well I am FUNgatorgurl!! :D and you know my demands Slurpees and I am good!
 
*Som figures hell with it. CG could probably use an escort so decides to roll in with him and might be able to pick up DA*
 
*a fierce rumble is heard from the south. The sound of trees being shattered and water and mud splashing reaches the ears of those standing on the defensive walls of the bunker. A huge dark shape approaches amidst the clatter of a diesel engine. Black smoke rolls out of the vehicle which is being driven near its capacity. It is weaving erratically across the kill zone south of the bunker but whomever is driving is hauling ass as if on a mission. It is a LAV-300, 6x6 armored vehicle.

http://www.armyrecognition.com/lav-...ehicle_us_army_united_states_pictures_te.html

It rolls up and screams to a stop. A voice inside yells, "We've got wounded here!"*

A hatch opens. A beautiful woman sticks her head up and signals that help is needed.

Loud moaning is heard from inside the interior of the vehicle...and someone is laughing uncontrollably.
 
SweetlyJanee said:
Did someone call for a medic?
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sereneone4u said:
*forgets about cookies and grabs her first aid kit*
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Um, yeah, I've got this huge chunk taken out of my leg...I think it needs a steri strip or something. But don't worry, it's not a bite. It's from shrapnel. I think it's still in there. And this sunburn isn't normal. I think I've got second degree burns on parts of me.

But be careful opening the vehicle. There's two zombies chained up in there. Don't kill them.

Please don't kill them.

*limps off with Janee and Serene.*
 
fungatorgurl101 said:
As I mentioned I can bring some Gentleman with me, I can stop get coke and I have sweet tea too (From Publix even) .... and I also make mean Peanut butter cookies too!
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Just when I think you can't get any better you prove me wrong:D
 
Chaingun said:
Um, yeah, I've got this huge chunk taken out of my leg...I think it needs a steri strip or something. But don't worry, it's not a bite. It's from shrapnel. I think it's still in there.

But be careful opening the vehicle. There's two zombies chained up in there. Don't kill them.

Please don't kill them.

*limps off with Janee.*
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WAIT!

Are you sure it's not a bite? You're gonna have to be inspected. Strip. Now.
 
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