juicyfruits
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ok i know not all men are like this but why is it as soon as you get married men dont want sex very often?
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Huh???
Um...
I'll paraphrase: to divide by zero is physically impossible. You cannot take something and divide it by nothing. Anything on the internet that says it is possible is bullshit.
sunshinegirl05
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did we marry the same man? LMAO
juicyfruits
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we must have, i think the secret must be not to live with them
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Too bad no one told me. lol.
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nor me, i remember a male friend saying to me once, when your just going out with a girl you want it all the time, but once you get married the girl wants it all the time and the guy doesn't not sure why
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Well...that sure as hell wasn't the case with me.
It would be difficult to answer for most men....I'll throw out a couple of theories:
1. In general, men are pretty ookie about bodily functions. And now that they're married they get to see it up close and personal. We don't believe that women fart, much less do number 1 and number 2. Then there's the visits from Aunt Flo.
2. They've bought the proverbial cow. And milk is plentiful. And that's all they get to drink now. The want coke, pepsi, beer, wine...anything but milk.
3. Stroking to porn is easier than cuddling and foreplay.
And here's the real reason...and probably the one you want to hear: They're assholes.
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Could be some truth to that. Maybe your men are gone from home a lot on "business trips". They're visiting the other family the have.
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LMAO...
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Yep. They're serving two wives. And never mind the travel.
Well in my case it would be he's serving one wife...and it's not me.
Have you ever read "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoapuffs" before?
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Well in my case it would be he's serving one wife...and it's not me.
Have you ever read "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoapuffs" before?
No. I sure havent. But I will. Ordering it for the kindle right now.
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You could come my next book club meeting now...though you'd have to dress like a woman.
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BradBigBrain
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You could come my next book club meeting now...though you'd have to dress like a woman.
Okee doke. As long as I don't have to shave.
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well you can wax then.
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well you can wax then.
I dont think so. I've seen the forty year old virgin.
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Pinktacokitty
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Who do you stalk on lit?????????
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I loved the other guys' reactions. "WE NEED MORE WAX!". That would be me.
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Well, you, of course. But the real question is who DON'T I stalk on lit. '
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Who don't you stalk on lit??????
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Who don't you stalk on lit??????
Well, except for Clowns and Ryan none of the guys. Thats just about it.
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What is more fun the dance to get the girl in bed, or the dance after you get her there??????
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I do like a good chase. And the chase is usually onlythat first time. Or not at all
And I sure do like sex.
I'm gonna take door number two, Monty.
