Bits and pieces

[y=mx+b]

Hypothetically speaking, you certainly have nothing to worry about.

And fuck those other people with invites.

there stands a pretty good hypothetical chance I will.

 

[y=mx+b]

In such a situation, one can only follow the host's lead. Am I right?

don't be such a smartass.

for you I'm pretty certain it wouldn't be so much of a lead for you to follow... but rather an order.

*Leans back watching shamelessly* (though blushing a bit)

To see something blush is to see something become ready. Such a beautiful thing to behold just prior to taking hold.

Oh holy hell....

There was the beginning of a thought process something like this:

*oh, that's an awesome knife, that looks a lot like the Kershaw that A wanted for Christmas before he changed his mind. I should post a pic of the one he decided he wanted inst....*

Then BAM, like a bitch in heat.

Quivering, whimpering, wet mess, daydreaming of hiding in the shadows as the night unfolds. Perhaps once everyone at the party is in full swing people won't ever be fully aware of the hand that reaches from the darkness for a quick caress, moving on, another shadow, another pair, a quick flick of the tongue, the taste of a stranger, another shadow...

the thing about bitches in heat is that a person doesn't have time to ready themselves. they come at you fully blushed. a man stands no chance until he's able to regain himself. often times it's too late causing him to nurse a bit of a grudge keeping sure to be ready with rope should it ever happen again.

Merry Christmas, Y...and have a very Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas to you as well! Here's to a year more spectacular than any of those write-offs we've had to live through in the past.

 

[AG82]

To see something blush is to see something become ready. Such a beautiful thing to behold just prior to taking hold.

*blushes even more* Phew, is it getting a bit warm and steamy in here?

 

[y=mx+b]

*blushes even more* Phew, is it getting a bit warm and steamy in here?

indeed it is... which brings us to tonights consumer news. You know Gatorade's Watermelon Citrus flavored water substance? Yeah... don't buy it. I've bought some atrocious flavored Gatorades in my day and this fucking shit is fucking unbelievably bad.

 

[DeepRedLips]

indeed it is... which brings us to tonights consumer news. You know Gatorade's Watermelon Citrus flavored water substance? Yeah... don't buy it. I've bought some atrocious flavored Gatorades in my day and this fucking shit is fucking unbelievably bad.

Good to know. My preference is something like Grape Rain or Purple Frost or Purple Rain or some shit that tastes like a cotton candy-snow cone hybrid that makes you forget it's the only consumable thing when your stomach is being mutinous.

Edited b/c I forgot to say thanks for tossing some pics our way.

 

[y=mx+b]

Good to know. My preference is something like Grape Rain or Purple Frost or Purple Rain or some shit that tastes like a cotton candy-snow cone hybrid that makes you forget it's the only consumable thing when your stomach is being mutinous.

Edited b/c I forgot to say thanks for tossing some pics our way.

Who happens to be around when no one else is around? You happen to be. I dedicate this post... this image to you DRL... you're the best.

 

[DeepRedLips]

Who happens to be around when no one else is around? You happen to be. I dedicate this post... this image to you DRL... you're the best.

This post is in memory of DRL, who dropped dead at the sight of the previously dedicated pic. She enjoyed it immensely and it's rumored that her death rattle included several descriptively X-rated words.

 

[shadysmurfette]

Who happens to be around when no one else is around? You happen to be. I dedicate this post... this image to you DRL... you're the best.

A small moan emerges from the shadows because of that photo.....

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Hey, tell your wife I said hi

 

[DeepRedLips]

A small moan emerges from the shadows because of that photo.....

Fancy finding you here! The shadows are my favorite creeping spot on this thread.

 

[y=mx+b]

This post is in memory of DRL, who dropped dead at the sight of the previously dedicated pic. She enjoyed it immensely and it's rumored that her death rattle included several descriptively X-rated words.

I am of the opinion that you and I should try and convert some of those X-rated words into an exchange of X-rated physical sensations between each other.

 

[shadysmurfette]

Fancy finding you here! The shadows are my favorite creeping spot on this thread.

Hey sexy.

See us voyeurs know what's up. But damn Y's photos are making me not just want to watch but do something.....

 

[y=mx+b]

A small moan emerges from the shadows because of that photo.....

I'll permit it. Though should I hear clicks of a camera I be demanding royalties.

 

[y=mx+b]

Hey, tell your wife I said hi

I will as soon as she walks in the door. apparently today's a crazy day at the office as she's running late. To think of all this time sitting here wearing nothing but an apron and a smile... such a waste. But I'll endure... oh yes... I will.

 

[shadysmurfette]

I'll permit it. Though should I hear clicks of a camera I be demanding royalties.

I have quite the photogenic memory so no need for a camera.

Ok. That slight touch of authority in your voice.....sighs

 

[DeepRedLips]

I am of the opinion that you and I should try and convert some of those X-rated words into an exchange of X-rated physical sensations between each other.

I concur.

 

[DeepRedLips]

Hey sexy.

See us voyeurs know what's up. But damn Y's photos are making me not just want to watch but something.....

I'm on board

I'll permit it. Though should I hear clicks of a camera I be demanding royalties.

What if you hear something other than camera clicks?

 

[y=mx+b]

and in audiology news... I thew on Portishead's most recent release on the ol' record player. Took a whole song for me to realize I had to kick up the speed on the turntable for it to sound... well sound as if I hadn't just downed a cocktail of quaaludes with an absinthe chaser and stuck my head in 50 gallon fish tank filled with half-set jello.


fuck I miss my high school years sometimes.

 

[y=mx+b]

seriously... quaaludes... so underrated.

 

[y=mx+b]

I concur.

I concur with your concurrance. We should bump this up on our list of personal priorities.

 

[DeepRedLips]

I concur with your concurrance. We should bump this up on our list of personal priorities.

Yes, post haste. I just got back into town after a week away, but I could easily pack up & ship out again. I wouldn't need nearly as many clothes as I packed before, right?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I will as soon as she walks in the door. apparently today's a crazy day at the office as she's running late. To think of all this time sitting here wearing nothing but an apron and a smile... such a waste. But I'll endure... oh yes... I will.

Oh, she's an office girl, is she?

I hope it wasn't casual friday at the office today

 

[y=mx+b]

Yes, post haste. I just got back into town after a week away, but I could easily pack up & ship out again. I wouldn't need nearly as many clothes as I packed before, right?

I can provide shirts. all you'd need to bring would be panties... if you so wish to wear any during your stay.

 

[y=mx+b]

Oh, she's an office girl, is she?

I hope it wasn't casual friday at the office today

not really an office girl per say, though sometimes she's got office days. Today wasn't one of them.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

not really an office girl per say, though sometimes she's got office days. Today wasn't one of them.

Ahh, I see.

Well, there goes that image.